Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, joyful investment in interests like Tubbo and The Pitt, e.g. “GUYS IM SO HAPPY TUBBO IS BACK FINALLYYYYY 😭😭😭😭 IT ALMOST SEEMS UNREAL” and “DENNIS WHITAKER IS QUEER CONFIRMED ISA BRIONES HERSELF SAID IT IM GOING CRAZYYYYYY”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings (joy, anxiety, excitement), like “This stream is so sweet it's melting me” and “This is so lovely I have been doing nothing but tear up this past hour”.
- Community‑oriented: Cares about mutuals and fandom spaces, e.g. celebrating follower milestones in “Goldia Goldiautistic nation is 300 people now 🔥🔥🔥 we are village rn !!!” and worrying about engagement in “please interact with the hunger games post I feel like they are floping and it makes me sad”.
- Creative maker: Creates and personalizes things, like handmade merch in “I made this plushie ! If I sold ones similar for like . 8$ would people buy them......” and custom keychains in “Part of the gifts I received for my belated birthday.... I fear I ranted too much about dennis whitaker”.
- Humorous storyteller: Narrates chaos with humor and dramatic flair, as in the whole Lukey/office saga like “this is genuinely a mission impossible scene THE WIND TUNNEL THE BREAKING INTO ROOMS...” and “LUKEY KICKED THE DOOR IN ?!?!?!?!”.
Weaknesses:
- Overinvested parasocial: Emotional state heavily tied to streamers and shows, e.g. “I missed tubbo so much I'm not even joking I genuinely shook from excitement when I saw he was live” and “no guys I'm so chill yeah I'm so normal... he didn't just fry all of my functional braincells”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Quickly jumps to worst‑case scenarios, like “9 calls from the moderators at 1 am that every thing went up in flames 😭” and “Ok something caught fire.... Possibly....”.
- Self‑deprecating: Uses harsh jokes about themself, e.g. “boy who's going to be ok we are SO FUCKING UP” and “Me begging to be killed.... Canon I fear”.
- Stream‑dependent mood: Well‑being appears strongly tied to stream schedules, like “sorry guys when streams arent happening I'm usually dead on here but I SWEAR IM ALIVE !!!! I just don't know what to say” and “tubbo streams are soon gonna be back.... guys we have won and survived the drought”.
- Attention‑seeking posting: Shows distress when posts don’t perform, e.g. “please interact with the hunger games post I feel like they are floping and it makes me sad” and frequently calls out for specific mutuals like “Brynn where are u”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s an intensely passionate, hyper-focused nerd about her interests, just like this user is about Tubbo and The Pitt’s Dennis Whitaker, shown by posts like “DENNIS WHITAKER IS QUEER CONFIRMED ISA BRIONES HERSELF SAID IT IM GOING CRAZYYYYYY” and “WHITSANTOS NEED EACHOTHER . YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY ARE THE SIBLING BESTIES EVER .”. Lisa is often the emotional core of the show, and this user is very emotionally expressive and earnest, crying over sweet moments and streams, as in “This stream is so sweet it's melting me” and “This is so lovely I have been doing nothing but tear up this past hour”. The user also shows a thoughtful, slightly overthinking side—connecting lore and theories, e.g. “Whitaker.... Black sheep of his family alongside Santos' family troubles..... Maybe our theories aren't that far fetched.....”—which mirrors Lisa’s analytical and theory-spinning nature. Their multilingual, neurodivergent, socially aware bio ("audhd", multiple languages, queer identity) also aligns with Lisa’s canonical intelligence, sensitivity, and progressive values. Finally, like Lisa’s obsessive phases (saxophone, causes, crushes), this user dives into interests with intense, joyful fixation, such as “Goldia Goldiautistic nation is 300 people now 🔥🔥🔥 we are village rn !!!” and the unwavering pride in “i will never remove 'TUBBO WON !!' from my dn . that is stuck there now .”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly socially oriented, live-reacting to streams and communal events, e.g. “GUYS IM SO HAPPY TUBBO IS BACK FINALLYYYYY 😭😭😭😭 IT ALMOST SEEMS UNREAL” and narrating a whole shared drama with moderators and Lukey, which suggests energy from interaction rather than private reflection. Their thinking shows strong iNtuition: they spin character theories and connect symbolic dots, like “Whitaker.... Black sheep of his family alongside Santos' family troubles..... Maybe our theories aren't that far fetched.....” and the playful pattern-finding in “Daniel Howell.... Gerran Howell.... Same surname.... Both emo... I'm connecting dots....”, focusing on possibilities over concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling-dominant: their language is emotional and relational, e.g. “WHITSANTOS NEED EACHOTHER . YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY ARE THE SIBLING BESTIES EVER . THEY NEED EACHOTHER TO GROW AS BETTER PEOPLE…” and “This stream is so sweet it's melting me”, prioritizing empathy and attachment over detached analysis. On the J/P axis they look more Perceiving: they respond spontaneously to streams (“i fear streamer has forgot he said he would do a birthday stream” followed by instant hunger-games plans) and embrace chaotic unfolding events like the office break-in saga (“this is genuinely a mission impossible scene…”) rather than projecting rigid structure. The mix of high social energy, enthusiasm, emotional intensity, and imaginative theorizing aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if Goldiautistic nation is 300 people and officially a village now, does that mean I can apply for residency as your designated Hello Kitty lesbian enjoyer and backup server in case your heart does a UPS thermal shutdown?
- You surviving the Tubbo drought and celebrating every ‘TUBBO LIVEEE’ like it’s a national holiday is impressive, but do you think you could handle a long stream of me rambling about Whitaker and Whisantos best-friendism with you on call?
- You got handmade Dennis Whitaker keychains for your belated birthday and made your own plushies for $8… if I commission you to make one more, can it be of us as Whitsantos-level soulmate roommates, arguing over HBO Max release dates for The Pitt S2?
- Hearing you liveblog Lukey’s Mission Impossible office break‑in—from the exploded plug to the door getting kicked in—made me think: if I told you I was breaking into your heart, would you guide me with diagrams or just let me free‑climb the drainpipe?
- You speak English, Italian, and Portuguese, obsess over Pocket Mirror, and analyze Whitaker as the black sheep of his family at 1 a.m.—I don’t have three languages, but I do have one question: do I have your permission to become canon in the Goldia lore?
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Italo-Brazilian creative & fan of The Pitt. Once celebrated a 300-strong 'village' milestone by live-tweeting a server room crisis. Enthusiastic about craft art.– @goldiautistic
Your signature cocktail
Hello Kitty Queer Glow-Up Fizz
The Hello Kitty Queer Glow-Up Fizz starts with watermelon soju to honour their 🍉 vibe and their bouncy, chaotic stan energy, like when they scream about Tubbo being back and “TUBBO WON !!” in their display name and tweets such as “btw i will never remove 'TUBBO WON !!' from my dn . that is stuck there now . you can pry that victory from my cold dead hands .”. Pink guava juice makes it fruity, playful and just a bit dramatic, capturing their obsession with Dennis Whitaker’s queer arc and glow-up, as in “DENNIS WHITAKER IS QUEER CONFIRMED ISA BRIONES HERSELF SAID IT IM GOING CRAZYYYYYY ( ok she said that he had a queer glow up that is close enough )” and “QUEER GLOWUP FOR WHITAKER YOU SAY ? also i love whitsantos best friendism siblings so much I'm literally sobbing with happiness at every snippet of this interview”. A drizzle of honey syrup represents their ‘honeytwt’ sweetness and the genuine affection they have for streamers and characters, like when they get emotional over soft streams: “this stream is so sweet it's melting me” and “And he ended.... It's been such a lovely sweet calm stream , genuinely almost tears”. The Red Bull top-up channels their late-night, adrenaline-fuelled tech-drama liveblogging of Lukey’s office heist and server disasters, for example “this is genuinely a mission impossible scene THE WIND TUNNEL THE BREAKING INTO ROOMS LUKEY IS ON THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING WITH A 7 METER DROP” and “PLAYHOSTING BACK ONLINE THANKS TO THE MISSIONE IMPOSSIBLE ESCAPED OF LUKEYTV LUCAS OSBORN”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter stands for their autistic sparkle, multilingual flair, handmade plushies and keychains, and their overexcited, tearful fandom joy seen in “Part of the gifts I received for my belated birthday.... I fear I ranted too much about dennis whitaker ( yes the keychains and pins are handmade ! )” and “THIS IS SOOO SWEET CRYING AGAIN”. Strong enough to keep up with midnight streams but sweet and glittery enough to feel like a celebratory village drink for when “Goldiaautistic nation is 300 people now 🔥🔥🔥 we are village rn !!!”](https://x.com/goldiautistic/status/2008493618835976346), this cocktail is pure, fizzy Goldia energy.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline revolves around intense, steady loyalty to the people and communities they care about, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They frame their whole identity around Tubbo’s victory and refuse to ever drop it from their display name, saying you can “pry that victory from my cold dead hands” in “btw i will never remove 'TUBBO WON !!' from my dn . that is stuck there now . you can pry that victory from my cold dead hands .”, showing long-term devotion rather than fleeting hype. They celebrate and uplift others constantly, like tearing up over how sweet something is in “THIS IS SOOO SWEET CRYING AGAIN” and being moved by a “lovely sweet calm stream” in “It's been such a lovely sweet calm stream , genuinely almost tears”, highlighting kindness and emotional warmth. They also center community and fairness, caring that their Hunger Games post is flopping and asking others to interact in “please interact with the hunger games post I feel like they are floping and it makes me sad”, which shows a desire for shared participation rather than individual clout. Even their joy at their follower milestone is framed as a collective, jokingly calling it a “nation” and “village” in “Goldia Goldiautistic nation is 300 people now 🔥🔥🔥 we are village rn !!!”, underscoring their communal, inclusive mindset. While they’re passionate and creative, the overriding traits are loyalty, emotional softness, and community orientation, which align strongest with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance, because it mixes emotional intensity, melodrama, and found-family vibes with a slightly chaotic, fandom-driven joy. They’re deeply passionate about their hyperfixations and ships, like when they scream about Whitsantos: “WHITSANTOS NEED EACHOTHER . YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY ARE THE SIBLING BESTIES EVER . THEY NEED EACHOTHER TO GROW AS BETTER PEOPLE AND DOCTORS . THEY IMPROVE EACHOTHER . THEY FOUND EACHOTHER WHEN THEY NEEDED SOMEONE TO LEAN ON AND NOW THEY ARE PART OF EACHOTHER'S SOULS EXPLODING .”, which matches the song’s themes of intense bonds and emotional catharsis. Their timeline swings between tearful sincerity and over-the-top excitement, like “this stream is so sweet it's melting me” and “GUYS IM SO HAPPY TUBBO IS BACK FINALLYYYYY 😭😭😭😭 IT ALMOST SEEMS UNREAL”, echoing the song’s build from quiet reflection to full dramatic crescendo. They clearly love a bit of emo/scene energy and narrative obsession—see their fixation on Gerran Howell and Dennis Whitaker: “first dennis whitaker thought of the year gerran saying that dennis is the black sheep of his family…”—which parallels the song’s story of the “black sheep” marching on despite everything. And their proud, ride-or-die fandom attitude, like “btw i will never remove 'TUBBO WON !!' from my dn . that is stuck there now . you can pry that victory from my cold dead hands .”, fits perfectly with the defiant, anthemic core of Welcome to the Black Parade.
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