
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like the The Simpsons’ local geek and shop owner, Goldie is a cynical, niche-obsessed creative who is frequently disgusted by the state of modern culture, particularly “the amount of ai slop shit I've been seeing”. He possesses a high-strung, perfectionist attitude toward his craft, lamenting when “the algorithm is ruining my (nonexistent) art career” while simultaneously being dismissive of popular trends. His tweets often feature the dry, elitist wit of a gatekeeper, such as when he remarks, “Artist” in a mocking tone or claims it is “lonely at the top” despite having a modest following. Ultimately, his combination of deep-rooted cynicism, tech-savviness, and defensive pride over his hobbies makes him a perfect match for the sarcastic and hyper-critical Jeff Albertson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Goldie shows clear Introversion through his repeated mentions of loneliness and his struggle with social networking, admitting “I want friends so bad”. His Intuitive nature is seen in his focus on abstract concepts like the impact of AI on art and his self-described “schizo” tweeting style when frustrated. The Feeling trait is dominant in his emotional vulnerability, such as when he confesses “Maybe I just hate myself” or expresses guilt for accidentally brushing people off. Finally, his Perceiving preference is evident in his erratic sleep schedule and spontaneous work habits, noting “I’ve redrawn the same art 3 times” due to a lack of satisfaction rather than a strict schedule.

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23. Illustrator fighting the algorithm one pixel at a time. Once mistaken for an AI because my shading was 'too good'—I’ll take the win. 🎨 NO AI. Discord: goldiereal– @goldieereal

Your signature cocktail
This drink is strong and complex, mirroring an artist who admits “I’ve redrawn the same art 3 times because I’m such a perfectionist”. The bitter Campari represents his vocal disdain for the industry, specifically how “AI art defenders are some of the most obnoxious humans istg”, while the gold leaf adds a literal flair for 'Goldie' and his pride in his work, like when he claims “I think I drew the greatest ass the world has ever seen”. The sea salt is a nod to his 'SEA monkey' and the occasional gloom of “tweeting like a schizo since this account is dead and no one cares”, resulting in a cocktail that is unapologetically bold and experimental.

Your Hogwarts House
Goldie’s primary identity is defined by his creative intellect and perfectionism, characteristic of the house of Rowena Ravenclaw. He admits to being a “perfectionist” who will redraw a single piece three times, and his bio proudly highlights his work as a “Digital Illustrator and graphic designer.” He displays an analytical and inquisitive nature, noting that he remembers information better when he can “play them in the background while doing something else” such as listening to educational videos. Furthermore, his stance on his craft is deeply rooted in personal growth and originality, often critiquing others for being “pseudo intellectual” or relying on the lack of creativity in “AI slop.” This commitment to the creative process over mere ambition marks him as a true Ravenclaw.

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Goldie embodies the struggle of an artist trying to maintain integrity in a digital landscape that feels increasingly shallow and automated. He expresses a deep sense of isolation and burnout, specifically noting how “426 followers but only interact with 3 of them. It really is lonely at the top” while simultaneously battling the external pressure of the algorithm. His fierce rejection of AI, stating “AI SLOP IS FUCKING USELESS”, mirrors a fight for authenticity against a 'polluted' environment. This search for connection is coupled with a self-reflective melancholy, as he admits, “I try my best to keep friends around me yet I fail. So they disappear”, reflecting the internal and external pressures of modern online existence.

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