Goldybutch
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Kink-Positive: Their open expression of diverse kinks, like 'Hard Kink/Edgeplay/Occasional soft kink', shows comfort and acceptance of various sexual interests.
- Self-Aware: Acknowledging 'Yes it is i need to work on that' after expressing violent jealousy shows the ability to recognize and address personal flaws.
- Playful Humor: The tweet 'kind of enjoying the brits getting put into digital chastity im laughing at yall' demonstrates a lighthearted, albeit dark, sense of humor.
- Expressive: Their frequent posts about their desires and frustrations, such as 'PUPPY CANT GET OFF AND PUPPY IS STARTING TO GET VERY FRUSTRATED', indicate a willingness to share their feelings openly.
- Macabre Interest: The description of 'scalpels and clean white rooms and white coats' suggests a fascination with the darker, more intense aspects of life.
Weaknesses:
- Possessive Tendencies: The violent fantasy of storing hearts in jars, 'I want to see the people that flirt with you dead so I can store their heart in a jar for you', reveals a potentially unhealthy level of possessiveness.
- Impulsive Jealousy: Yelling at people out of jealousy, as mentioned in 'I just want someone that'll encourage me while I'm literally yelling at them out of jealousy', indicates a struggle with controlling emotional reactions.
- Dark Humor: Enjoying the 'brits getting put into digital chastity' (excluding Ireland) could be seen as insensitive or offensive to some.
- Frustration Intolerance: Frequent complaints about not being able to get off, like 'PUPPY CANT GET OFF AND PUPPY IS STARTING TO GET VERY FRUSTRATED', suggest a low tolerance for sexual frustration.
- Self-Deprecation: Saying 'I'm getting violently possessive again i need to be taken out back and shot' displays a tendency towards self-deprecating humor and negative self-talk.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Although their personalities are quite different, Goldybutch shares some similarities with Lisa Simpson. Lisa often feels like an outsider due to her intelligence and moral compass, and Goldybutch's intense and sometimes disturbing thoughts might make them feel like an outsider as well. Lisa also has moments of jealousy and possessiveness, such as when she becomes obsessed with Ralph Wiggum. Goldybutch's possessive tendencies, like 'I want to see the people that flirt with you dead', are an extreme version of this. Both characters have a strong sense of self, even if it manifests in different ways.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Goldybutch seems to embody the ESTP (Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving) personality type. Their extroverted nature is evident in their active engagement on Twitter and their openness about their desires and fantasies. The 'Sensing' aspect is shown in their focus on physical sensations and experiences, such as their obsession with tummies in tight dresses and their desire for physical touch. Their 'Thinking' preference is reflected in their analytical approach to their own emotions and behaviors, as seen in their self-awareness and attempts to understand their possessiveness. Finally, their 'Perceiving' trait is demonstrated by their adaptability and spontaneity, as well as their enjoyment of drama and excitement.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a tight dress? Because I'm experiencing some serious food aggression right now.
- Is your name Life360? Because I want to track your every move.
- Do you have fangs too? Because I'd love to compare bite marks.
- Are you a digital chastity device? Because I'm kind of enjoying the thought of you being locked up.
- I'm feeling violently possessive... wanna go out back?
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Your new Twitter bio
18 | Puppy dyke with fangs | Exploring hard kink, edgeplay, and soft spots | Will whine for headpats | DMs open (no men sexting) | Arch foe of @r0ttedpup | Currently craving tummies in tight dresses.– @Goldybutch
Your signature cocktail
The Puppy Bite
The 'Puppy Bite' cocktail embodies Goldybutch's dark and playful personality. Black vodka represents their macabre interests and their fascination with the darker aspects of life, as seen in 'scalpels and clean white rooms'. Cranberry juice adds a tartness that reflects their sharp wit and possessive tendencies, like 'I want to see the people that flirt with you dead'. Lime juice provides a sour kick, representing their frustration with not being able to get off. Grenadine adds a touch of sweetness, symbolizing their softer side and desire for affection. Edible glitter adds a playful touch, reflecting their puppy persona and their love of all things sparkly.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Goldybutch would likely be sorted into Slytherin. Their possessive tendencies, as seen in 'I want to see the people that flirt with you dead so I can store their heart in a jar for you', align with Slytherin's ambition and resourcefulness, even if expressed in a twisted way. Their dark sense of humor and fascination with intense imagery, like 'scalpels and clean white rooms', also fit the Slytherin aesthetic. While they show moments of vulnerability, their overall drive and cunning suggest a strong connection to this house. They are not afraid to express their desires and will do what it takes to get what they want, even if it means bending the rules.
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Every Breath You Take - The Police
This song, while seemingly romantic, is actually about obsessive surveillance and control, which aligns with Goldybutch's possessive tendencies. The lyrics 'Every breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching you' reflect their desire to monitor their partner's every action, as seen in 'I think making your pet wear one of the life360 Tiles on their collar so you can add them to your friends circle as a thing :)'. The song's haunting melody also captures the darker side of their personality.
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