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Homer Simpson is famously called the "professional moron" of Springfield, matching the user’s self‑description of "Professional moron" in their bio. The user’s chaotic, profanity‑filled posts like "FUCK YEAH" and "WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO GRIND" echo Homer’s impulsive, unfiltered speech. Their love for metal and loud music, shown in "I make it my guitar room. It’s gonna be metal as hell," mirrors Homer’s tendency to over‑indulge in his favorite hobbies. The random, meme‑heavy tweets about video games and pop culture, such as "Machigis" and "I’m an epic games employee," reflect Homer’s frequent, absurd day‑to‑day ramblings. Overall, the blend of reckless energy, simple enthusiasm, and self‑deprecating humor aligns best with Homer.

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The user constantly reaches out to others and seeks interaction, as seen in "TAG ME IN MACHINIST ART AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!" and "Sky this was NOT your queue", indicating strong extroversion. Their tweets focus on concrete, sensory details like "Left is Firewatch (20$ ...) Right is AC Syndicate" and "MY SW SSD AFK BUILD WORKS", showing a sensing preference. They frequently voice personal values and emotional reactions, for example "I’ve never understood the hate for immigrants..." and "Just saw the ‘man of the house’ bullshit...", which aligns with feeling. Their spontaneous, on‑the‑fly posting style, such as "Mb y’all im just SPAMMING tweets atp cause im in the middle of an endurance and idk what to do" and "I can afk up to wave 20 (stupid husks destroying my fuckass blockers)", reflects a perceiving lifestyle. Together these traits point to an ESFP personality type.

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17 | Metalhead 🎸 | Gamer & content creator 🎮 | Bisexual & proud | Machinist art fan 🎨 | Currently baking ideas in a pizza oven 🍕– @GondlePergongle

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The Molten Metal Llama is a smoky, headbanging blend that captures GondlePergongle's love for metal and chaotic energy. It mixes mezcal, echoing the 'pizza oven' vibe from their bio, with bourbon for the 'metal as hell' spirit they declared: "I make it my guitar room. It’s gonna be metal as hell". A splash of blue curaçao adds a nod to their bisexual pride, while a dash of chili‑infused syrup brings the fiery passion seen in tweets like "Fucking peak. 9.5/10 only song I didn’t like was touch". Finally, a splash of energy drink reflects their hyper‑active, AUDHD energy and the constant stream of memes, like the llama overload in "LOOK AT TS STACKED ASS LLAMA I GOT ANOTHER LLAMA AFTER WITH 2 LEGENDARY DEFENDERS".

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The user frequently challenges social norms and shows boldness, as in the tweet 'Just saw the “man of the house” bullshit. What if my wife/gf/husband/bf is more brave/cool than me?' They also speak out against hate, saying 'I’ve never understood the hate for immigrants' which demonstrates courage to confront injustice. Their high‑energy, daring attitude is evident in many exclamation‑filled posts like 'HOLY SHIT OMGOMG...' and 'FUCK YEAH'. Additionally, they take risks in gaming, bragging about AFK builds and endurance runs, showing a daring spirit typical of Gryffindor. This combination of outspoken bravery, willingness to stand up for others, and a daring, adventurous approach points to Gryffindor.

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The chaotic, all‑caps style of @GondlePergongle mirrors the manic energy of Ozzy Osbourne’s "Crazy Train," especially the line "All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha!" which feels like their self‑described "professional moron" vibe ("I’m a professional moron."). Their love for metal is evident in tweets like "I make it my guitar room. It’s gonna be metal as hell" and "I’m a fucking mastodon fan bro," aligning perfectly with the song’s heavy‑metal riff. The constant bursts of excitement and random meme‑like posts ("FUCK YEAH", "FUCKING PEAK. 9.5/10 only song I didn’t like was touch") echo the song’s high‑tempo, adrenaline‑pumping rhythm. Finally, their obsession with gaming hype ("Machigis," "SAVE THE WORLD MINI LLAMAS") reflects the song’s theme of an unstoppable, wild ride, just like a "crazy train."

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