Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: Frequently shares real feelings about relationships and insecurity, like in “well he said we'd hang out today but the same exact things that happened yesterday are happening now nothing”.
- Humorously self-aware: Uses dramatic, joking language about themselves and situations, such as “tummy full of chocolate pudding i hate my fucking fat chud life”.
- Candid communicator: Speaks directly about frustrations with apps, body image, and relationships, like “instagram is still fucking down omg”.
- Playful online: Shows a fun, gaming/pop-culture side, wanting things like a RuPaul emote in Fortnite in “thinking about rupaul i lowkey want a sissy that walk emote on fortnite”.
- Persistent desire: Keeps pursuing things they want, like a nostril piercing despite obstacles, from “i want a nostril piercing but my mom doesn't want me to get it FML😔” to actually having it in “my nostril piercing flew away in my bed and i just found it”.
Weaknesses:
- Negative self-talk: Uses harsh language about themselves and their body, as in “tummy full of chocolate pudding i hate my fucking fat chud life”.
- Relationship anxiety: Shows intense worry and catastrophizing about partners and plans, like “yesterday i asked my bf if we could see each other today… should i die”.
- External validation: Focuses on likes/views and other people’s reactions, such as “if like another 70 people secretly watched it nobody liked it..?”.
- Overdramatizing issues: Tends to dramatize situations like app outages or minor problems, for example “instagram is still fucking down omg”.
- Situationship distress: Seems stuck in upsetting dynamics and compares themselves to others, as in “apparently my situationship is talking to another boy and hes older than him so ig hes got his reasons”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, because they’re introspective, emotionally expressive, and constantly overthinking their relationships and social life. Like Lisa, they swing between self-aware humor and dramatic, slightly melodramatic angst, as seen when they say they have a “tummy full of chocolate pudding i hate my fucking fat chud life”. Their fixation on whether people view and like their Instagram stories mirrors Lisa’s sensitivity to social validation: “instagram is down and i can see like 3 people who liked the story that viewed it so if like another 70 people secretly watched it nobody liked it..?”. The complicated situationship and worry over being ditched by a boyfriend reflect Lisa’s tendency to get tangled in emotionally lopsided crushes: “yesterday i asked my bf if we could see each other today… should i die” and “apparently my situationship is talking to another boy and hes older than him so ig hes got his reasons”. Even their frustration mixed with determination about a nostril piercing — from wanting one despite their mom saying no to struggling to put it back in after it falls out (“tonight while i was asleep my nostril piercing flew away in my bed and i just found it why is putting it back SO QHRD”) — fits Lisa’s mix of rebellion, sensitivity, and persistence.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They seem more Extroverted (E) than introverted: they constantly talk about partners, friends, and social media attention, e.g. worrying that on Instagram “i can see like 3 people who liked the story that viewed it so if like another 70 people secretly watched it nobody liked it..?” “instagram is down and i can see like 3 people who liked the story that viewed it so if like another 70 people secretly watched it nobody liked it..?”. Their focus is very concrete and sensory (Sensing, S): they complain about a piercing falling out, food, apps being down, and specific relationship events, like “tummy full of chocolate pudding i hate my fucking fat chud life” and “tonight while i was asleep my nostril piercing flew away in my bed and i just found it why is putting it back SO QHRD”. They clearly lead with emotions and relational concerns (Feeling, F), fixated on how others treat them and how they feel about it: “yesterday i asked my bf if we could see each other today and he said yes it's almost too late to hang out and we haven't told each other anything about hanging out tonight should i die” and “apparently my situationship is talking to another boy and hes older than him so ig hes got his reasons”. Their life appears spontaneous and reactive rather than structured (Perceiving, P): they expect plans to form last‑minute and drift with what happens, as in “well he said we'd hang out today but the same exact things that happened yesterday are happening now nothing” and the casual “tomorrow im gonna get banned on roblox i can feel it” “tomorrow im gonna get banned on roblox i can feel it”. The mix of high social energy, attention to immediate experiences, emotional expressiveness, and loose planning fits ESFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your nostril piercing can flee in the night and still find its way back to you, maybe there’s hope for me to slip into your bed and stay there on purpose.
- Your situationship might be talking to an older guy, but I’m just here trying to upgrade you from ‘situationship’ to ‘main quest’—no side quests, just full attention.
- You wanting a ‘Sissy That Walk’ emote on Fortnite is cute, but I’d rather queue duos with you and watch you sissy that walk all over the lobby.
- You were stressed about Instagram being down and not seeing who liked your story—if it helps, I’d be the one tapping through every single post just for an excuse to talk to you.
- Tummy full of chocolate pudding, hating your ‘fat chud life’—wild, because from where I’m standing, the only thing you’re full of is main-character energy and I’d like a serving of that.
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Your new Twitter bio
Davide | Navigating boy drama, broken apps & rogue piercings. Once lost a nostril stud in bed and still showed up on time. Opinions my own.– @gonetwink
Your signature cocktail
The Situationship Spritz
The Situationship Spritz is bright, bubbly, and a little chaotic—just like saying “apparently my situationship is talking to another boy and hes older than him so ig hes got his reasons” “apparently my situationship is talking to another boy and hes older than him so ig hes got his reasons” while still kinda living for the drama. Sparkling rosé captures the soft, flirty energy of someone begging Instagram to come back so they can “post my damn story” “it's been like 16 hours since instagram has been down i need to post my damn story”. A swirl of chocolate liqueur nods to “tummy full of chocolate pudding i hate my fucking fat chud life” “tummy full of chocolate pudding i hate my fucking fat chud life”, adding indulgent sweetness under the self‑drag. Pink grapefruit soda brings tartness for all the FML moments like “well he said we'd hang out today but the same exact things that happened yesterday are happening now nothing” “well he said we'd hang out today but the same exact things that happened yesterday are happening now nothing”. A tiny dash of saline represents the low-key tears and frustration of “instagram is still fucking down omg” “instagram is still fucking down omg” and “tonight while i was asleep my nostril piercing flew away in my bed and i just found it why is putting it back SO QHRD” “tonight while i was asleep my nostril piercing flew away in my bed and i just found it why is putting it back SO QHRD”. Finally, a dusting of edible glitter channels the dramatic, RuPaul-and-Fortnite-core diva who admits “thinking about rupaul i lowkey want a sissy that walk emote on fortnite” “thinking about rupaul i lowkey want a sissy that walk emote on fortnite”, making the drink as extra and online as its muse.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Davide’s tweets show a strong emotional investment in relationships and reliability, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty and feelings of being let down when that loyalty isn’t reciprocated. He worries about his situationship talking to someone else in “apparently my situationship is talking to another boy and hes older than him so ig hes got his reasons”, and feels genuinely hurt when plans fall through, as in “well he said we'd hang out today but the same exact things that happened yesterday are happening now nothing” and “yesterday i asked my bf if we could see each other today and he said yes it's almost too late to hang out and we haven't told each other anything about hanging out tonight should i die”. That focus on whether others show up and keep their word suggests he values dependability and mutual care—core Hufflepuff traits. His self‑deprecating humor about his body and life, like “tummy full of chocolate pudding i hate my fucking fat chud life”, points more to insecurity than ambition or cunning, making Slytherin a weaker fit. He doesn’t showcase strong intellectualism or strategic thinking that would mark a clear Ravenclaw or Slytherin, nor bold risk‑taking typical of Gryffindor; instead, his tweets center on feelings, relationships, and simple comforts (social media, games), reinforcing Hufflepuff as the best match.
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thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits their mix of messy romance, self‑awareness, and dramatic humor. They bounce between craving attention and being let down in love, like when they write about their flaky boyfriend: “yesterday i asked my bf if we could see each other today and he said yes it's almost too late to hang out and we haven't told each other anything about hanging out tonight should i die” and then, soon after, shift to a “situationship” talking to someone else: “apparently my situationship is talking to another boy and hes older than him so ig hes got his reasons”. The song’s theme of moving through relationships while still centering yourself matches their dramatic but self-aware tone. Their posts also show a blend of insecurity and campy flair, like “tummy full of chocolate pudding i hate my fucking fat chud life”, which fits the song’s vibe of turning chaos into a kind of glam narrative. Even their obsession with appearances and socials, from “instagram is still fucking down omg” to the saga of their piercing in “tonight while i was asleep my nostril piercing flew away in my bed and i just found it why is putting it back SO QHRD”, echoes the song’s mix of vulnerability, vanity, and moving on with a wink.
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