Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Pragmatic Neutrality: He avoids blind partisanship, stating “I don’t support a single candidate. I believe what I believe.” and evaluating policies individually.
- Nuanced Thinking: He distinguishes between biological sex and gender identity, arguing “we need to realize sex ≠ gender” to bridge ideological gaps.
- Humanitarian Concern: He prioritizes human life over political allegiances, supporting “the innocent peoples in Palestine and Israel” during conflict.
- Civic Responsibility: He holds elected officials to high standards, arguing that “crossing the floor should immediately trigger a by election” to prevent constituent betrayal.
- Evidence-Based Skepticism: He defends scientific literacy by mocking the idea that “Tylenol (let alone anything postnatal) could cause autism.”
Weaknesses:
- Political Apathy: He admits that “If no party aligns with that, I don’t vote,” which can lead to civic disengagement.
- Dismissive Attitude: He shuts down complex topics with brief, non-constructive statements like “polygamy is stupid thanks for tuning in.”
- Self-Contradiction: He expresses a hatred for AI generation but admits to using it because he “just like(s) to see how well the thing works.”
- Delayed Commentary: He acknowledges being out of the loop on major events, stating “(yes… i know i'm late)” regarding the Green Belt scandal.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Gabriel is a highly principled student with a deep interest in political science and medicine who isn't afraid to critique both sides of the aisle. He demonstrates a strong moral compass and intellectual curiosity, stating, “i just like to see how well the thing works” regarding technology while maintaining a skeptical view of its broader impact. His posts often advocate for humanitarian causes, such as his plea that “You cannot call yourself a christian without supporting the innocent peoples in Palestine and Israel”. He mirrors Lisa’s frequent frustration with political inefficiency, notably calling out Canadian policy by noting “With the 14 billion Carney put into housing…. we’re getting 4,000 homes. That’s 3.5mil per home”. Ultimately, his self-described status as a “Political Pragmatic” matches Lisa's role as the show's voice of reason and social conscience.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Gabriel displays the Extroversion and Perceiving traits of a 'Debater' through his constant engagement with diverse public issues and his refusal to commit to a specific party, stating, “I don’t associate politically... I believe what I believe.”. His Intuition is evident in his focus on systemic patterns and theoretical distinctions, such as when he argues that “we need to realize sex ≠ gender” and critiques the labeling of identities as confusing. The Thinking preference is highlighted by his blunt, logic-driven critiques of economic policy, such as mockingly calculating that “That’s 3.5mil per home 😂” regarding housing budgets. He prioritizes intellectual consistency and objective analysis over social harmony, often taking contrarian stances on sensitive topics while maintaining a pragmatic, investigative outlook.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an MP in the House of Commons? Because the way you're crossing my mind right now should definitely trigger a special election.
- I promise I’m more reliable than Mark Carney’s housing budget—I’ll give you way more than 4,000 reasons to let me take you out tonight.
- I agree that we should stop labeling everything, so why don't we just drop the 'strangers' tag and see where this spectrum takes us?
- If you're still looking for a 'political pragmatic,' I’ve got a platform we can both agree on: dinner, drinks, and zero floor-crossing.
- I know you aren't a fan of image generation, but I don't need Sora to help me visualize a perfect future with you.
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SW Ontario student of politics & bio. 🇨🇦🇫🇷 Pragmatic observer of the floor-crossing circus. Ask me about the time I tried to math out Carney’s housing budget.– @goobinator2
Your signature cocktail
The Pragmatic Spectrum Spritz
This drink is a 'Political Pragmatic' blend that balances a strong Canadian rye base with a French flair, honoring his bio's flags. The Aperol adds a bitter edge reflecting his disdain for government spending, like when he noted that “Carney’s an overall idiot” regarding the budget. Despite the bitterness, the sparkling water keeps it neutral because he believes “I don’t associate politically... I believe what I believe”. Finally, the dual garnish represents his nuanced view that “sex ≠ gender” and his stance that “gender is a spectrum”, making for a complex, experimental, yet grounded cocktail.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Gabriel identifies as a “Political Pragmatic” and an analytical student of political science and biology, traits that align with the Ravenclaw value of intellectual independence. He displays a commitment to logic over ideology, stating, “I don’t associate politically... I believe what I believe,” and frequently critiques both sides of the political spectrum for “fail[ing] to realize that both sides (generally) don’t tend towards making sense.” His analytical nature is further evidenced by his nuanced stance on technology, where he clarifies, “i don’t support AI outside of chat bots and date processing bots... i just like to see how well the thing works,” showing a curiosity for mechanics rather than emotional impulse. Ultimately, his focus on precision and the distinction between “sex ≠ gender” highlights a Ravenclaw-esque desire to categorize the world through a lens of rational objectivity.
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Your song
People Are People - Depeche Mode
This song perfectly captures Gabriel’s self-described 'Political Pragmatic' stance and his consistent focus on human life over partisan tribalism. He explicitly rejects political sides in conflict, stating, “i support the innocent people dying on both sides. why should people die because two men had a disagreement?” while echoing the song's plea for common humanity by noting that victims in war “are our fellow people!! Speak up.”. His disdain for rigid labels and political division is clear when he argues that “once we start labelling everything it becomes confusing and people end up being homophobic”, seeking a more unified social understanding. Ultimately, Gabriel’s philosophy that he doesn't “associate politically” because he prefers individual belief over party loyalty mirrors the song’s core message of looking past differences to see the person underneath.
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