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Your Simpsons character
Gareth’s chaotic humor and absurd scenarios are reminiscent of Randy Marsh from The Simpsons. Tweets like 'Bombing down the backroads so fast the BBL fat fell out' mirror Randy's over-the-top antics. Both have a knack for turning mundane situations into ridiculous spectacles. Gareth's irreverence, seen in 'Killing Santa so I can grill his back fat,' matches Randy’s unpredictable and often inappropriate behavior.

Your MBTI personality Type
Gareth’s chaotic creativity, wit, and love for debate align with the ENTP personality type. His tweet 'My body is a contraption that turns thoughts into tweets on Twitter' shows his quick-thinking and idea-driven nature. His humor, like 'Bombing down the backroads so fast the BBL fat fell out,' reflects the ENTP’s playful and irreverent side. His introspection in 'My therapist wanted me to vent outside of a notebook' reveals the deeper thinking behind his chaos. ENTPs thrive on pushing boundaries, much like Gareth’s Twitter persona.

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Chaotic absurdist | IQ 46 (99.99th percentile, obviously) | Therapist-approved shitposter | Smogville, Wales | Turning thoughts into tweets since forever | DM for surreal nonsense.– @GoochWipe

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The 'Chaotic Elixir' captures Gareth’s unpredictable, surreal humor. Absinthe represents his love for the bizarre, as seen in 'Killing Santa so I can grill his back fat.' Red Bull adds energy, matching his chaotic tweets like 'Both of my fists in my own asshole.' Pickle juice reflects his love for the unexpected, while the glitter rim adds a touch of absurdity, much like his overall Twitter presence.

Your Hogwarts House
Gareth’s wit, ambition, and boundary-pushing humor align with Slytherin traits. His tweet 'My purpose is doing what the fuck I want' reflects the house's self-determined spirit. His darker humor, such as 'Killing Santa so I can grill his back fat,' fits Slytherin's edginess. He also shows cunning in his storytelling and ability to shock and entertain. While he has a chaotic streak, there's a clear method to his madness, a hallmark of Slytherin resourcefulness.

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This song’s quirky, chaotic energy fits Gareth’s persona. His tweet 'My body is a contraption that turns thoughts into tweets on Twitter' mirrors the song’s mix of humor and absurdity. The surreal imagery in 'Killing Santa so I can grill his back fat' aligns with the song’s playful weirdness. Both Gareth and the song revel in pushing boundaries and embracing the bizarre.

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