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Your Simpsons character
The user’s self‑deprecating tone and chronic feelings of wasted time echo Homer’s frequent lament that he’s a fool and his lazy, underachieving lifestyle, as seen in the tweet “Every day of my life is wasted … I ran away from home to become a bum? Pathetic really”. They also complain about money and impulsive spending (“Got paid I’m going crazy will be out of money by the weekend”), mirroring Homer’s reckless spending on donuts, beer, and credit. Their chaotic drug‑related references (“I know I’m high when I start feeling like I’m in an episode of eastenders”, “Xanax instant Happy”) parallel Homer’s well‑known love of alcohol and occasional substance abuse. The user’s dramatic statements about humiliation (“My life is a humiliation ritual”) and the repeated pleas for a credit card (“GIVE ME A CREDIT CARD”) align with Homer’s frequent crises of self‑worth and his habit of borrowing money from the bank. Overall, the blend of self‑pity, impulsivity, and a love‑hate relationship with responsibility fits Homer Simpson best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user communicates mainly through introspective, self‑focused statements, such as 'My life is a humiliation ritual' and 'I know I'm high when I start feeling like I'm in an episode of Eastenders,' indicating introversion. Their content is rich in imaginative and future‑oriented themes—'I wanna draw Gundham Tanaka' and frequent mentions of cosplay, movies, and fantasy—showing a preference for intuition. Emotional and value‑driven language like 'My gf is lowkey cyber bullying someone' and 'I'm not a loser neet I'm a lovely trad house wife' points to feeling over thinking. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle evident in tweets like 'Got paid I'm going crazy will be out of money by the weekend' and 'Want a credit card sooooooo bad' reflects a perceiving orientation.

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Cosplay hobbyist, cat mom, and DIY-queen who once turned a thrift-store jacket into a Zootopia costume for my cat. Coffee-fuelled, meme-driven, always curious.– @goodnightlaylaa

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This cocktail mirrors Ayla’s whirlwind of bright fandoms and shadowy moods. The vodka represents her 'going crazy' and 'out of money by the weekend' feelings, as she wrote, 'Got paid I'm going crazy will be out of money by the weekend'. The blue Curaçao captures her excitement for 'Zootopia this weekend?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' while the cherry liqueur reflects the sweet affection she shows for her 'babies', like in 'My babies are warm for winter'. Lavender syrup adds a soothing, 'Xanax instant Happy' note, echoing her occasional need for calm. Finally, a dash of bitters nods to her darker self‑reflection: 'My life is a humiliation ritual'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently expresses a strong desire for material gain and personal advancement, such as "GIVE ME A CREDIT CARD I NEED TO MAX THIS GAME OUT" and "I want a credit card sooooooo bad". They also talk about future success, saying "2026 will be my year I’m prepared this time", showing ambition. Their focus on self‑promotion and resource acquisition, like "Got paid I’m going crazy will be out of money by the weekend", aligns with the Slytherin trait of ambition and cunning. While they occasionally show loyalty to their girlfriend and pets, the dominant pattern is self‑interest and a drive to achieve personal goals, which is characteristic of Slytherin. Therefore, the best fit is Slytherin.

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The My Chemical Romance anthem "I’m Not Okay (I Promise)" captures the mix of self‑loathing and desperate yearning that @goodnightlaylaa displays. Their tweet "Every day of my life is wasted . I've done nothing substantial In almost 3 years . I ran away from home to become a bum? Pathetic really" shows the feeling of being a failure, echoed in the lyric "I think I'm a loser, I'm not okay". The repeated threats like "NO ZOOTOPIA SPOILERS I CANT WATCH IT YET CUS COSPLAYS HAVENT ARRIVED. I WILL KILL MYSELF" and "Started my period do I kms" mirror the song's refrain "I'm not okay, I'm not okay". Their contradictory self‑description "I'm not a loser neet I'm a lovely trad house wife" reflects the track's theme of hiding behind a mask while feeling broken inside. The chorus's plea to be seen for who they truly are also resonates with their love of "collecting and dressing up" and cosplay.

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