Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Talks about and to friends often, e.g. “some shit @cryingelo would send me” and tagging multiple oomfs in “5 things i like and 5 oomfs do the same!”.
- Creative fandom: Shows creative engagement with interests like yuri and Alien Stage, e.g. themed thread “alien stage but its just their eyes ₊˚⊹♡ a 🧵”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges issues and limits openly, such as feeling bad about follow-backs in “IVE GOT LIKE 8 PEOPLE WHO I CANT FOLLOW BACK I FEEL SO BADD” and mentioning ban risks in bio.
- Passionate fan: Expresses strong enthusiasm for niche interests, e.g. listing multiple types of yuri in “5 things i like and 5 oomfs do the same!” and excited reactions like “MIZI IM CRYING. CONFIDENT MIZI OMG.”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Bio notes being an alt used when the main is banned, and tweets include intense reactions like “IM ACTUALLY CRASHING OUT”, suggesting posts can be unfiltered.
- Time management: Mentions pressure and procrastination around studying, e.g. “me when the test is in two days and im now feeling the pressure” and “me cuz i have to revise”.
- Harsh language: Uses insults casually, like calling school friend a “bitch” in “when schooloomf doesnt wait for me after maths cuz shes a bitch”.
- Account instability: Bio states “alt for @tasaffftta if im active here i probably got banned again,” indicating recurring issues with platform rules or conflicts.
- Edgy themes: Leans into darker or aggressive tones, such as “i’m gonna tie you up” and fixation on “doomed” and “toxic” yuri in “5 things i like and 5 oomfs do the same!”, which can be off-putting to some.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, especially her more online, stressed, and extremely fandom-brain incarnations. This user is clearly academically pressured and self-aware about it, like when they say they’re feeling the stress of an upcoming test in “me when the test is in two days and im now feeling the pressure” and complain about needing to revise in “me cuz i have to revise”. Lisa often juggles genuine anxiety over school with her niche obsessions, which matches this account’s intense, specific passion for yuri in “5 things i like and 5 oomfs do the same! 1. yuri 2. doomed yuri 3. toxic yuri 4. domestic yuri 5. angst yuri”. The melodramatic but playful tone in posts like “IM ACTUALLY CRASHING OUT CUZ I CANT FB PEOPLE ON MY MAIN…” also echoes Lisa’s tendency to spiral emotionally while still being endearing and socially engaged. Even the slightly chaotic, hyperfixated threads like “alien stage but its just their eyes ₊˚⊹♡ a 🧵” fit Lisa’s vibe as a nerdy, earnest fan who turns her interests into mini-projects.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, reference multiple friends, and dramatize social situations, like venting about not being able to follow people back on their main in “IM ACTUALLY CRASHING OUT CUZ I CANT FB PEOPLE ON MY MAIN IVE GOT LIKE 8 PEOPLE WHO I CANT FOLLOW BACK I FEEL SO BADD ARRRGGHGHH” and joking about a school friend in “when schooloomf doesnt wait for me after maths cuz shes a bitch”. Their content shows iNtuitive tendencies: they like fictional dynamics and concepts over concrete reality, focusing on themes like “doomed” and “toxic” relationships in “5 things i like and 5 oomfs do the same! 1. yuri 2. doomed yuri 3. toxic yuri 4. domestic yuri 5. angst yuri” instead of everyday practicalities. They clearly favor Feeling: posts are emotionally expressive, hyperbolic, and relationship-focused, such as “MIZI IM CRYING. CONFIDENT MIZI OMG.” and the dramatic affection for characters in ““evil ivan isnt real, he can’t hurt you.” evil ivan:”. Finally, they come off as Perceiving: they mention procrastinating and feeling pressure about an upcoming test in “me when the test is in two days and im now feeling the pressure”, and their timeline is impulsive, meme-driven, and spontaneous rather than structured. Taken together—social, expressive, idea- and fandom-focused, emotionally intense, and somewhat disorganized—ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 5 things you like are all flavors of yuri—can I apply to be the 6th category: ‘good kat x me’?
- ‘Alien stage but it’s just their eyes’… bold of you to assume I wouldn’t fall for you based solely on your tweets and imaginary eye contact.
- You crashing out because you can’t follow people back on your main is so real, but honestly, being followed by your alt in ‘good yuri heaven’ feels more exclusive anyway.
- You studying like ‘me cuz I have to revise’ while the test is in two days—if you need a break, we can do a different kind of doomed, toxic, domestic, angst-filled yuri: group study but with us on the same side.
- If evil Ivan ‘can’t hurt you,’ I think I’m the opposite: good tasaffftta can’t hurt me, only buff my stats every time you tweet about yuri.
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Certified yuri analyst, part‑time exam crammer. Once made a whole thread about alien eyes instead of revising. Alt account, same chaos, better timing.– @goodtasaffftta
Your signature cocktail
Good Yuri Heaven Crash-Out Fizz
This cocktail is light, fizzy, and deceptively strong to match their chaotic yet soft energy, the same vibe as screaming about revising like “me when the test is in two days and im now feeling the pressure”. Lychee soju reflects the sweet, slightly unhinged alt-account charm in their bio about getting banned: “alt for @tasaffftta if im active here i probably got banned again”. Pink grapefruit soda adds playful bite for moments like “when schooloomf doesnt wait for me after maths cuz shes a bitch”. The blue curaçao mist is their loud, meme-y side that goes full caps-lock in “IM ACTUALLY CRASHING OUT CUZ I CANT FB PEOPLE ON MY MAIN…”. Yuzu bitters stand in for their love of angst and toxicity in “5 things i like… 1. yuri 2. doomed yuri 3. toxic yuri 4. domestic yuri 5. angst yuri”, giving the drink a sharp emotional edge under the sweetness. Finally, the cotton candy cloud on top is pure ‘good yuri heaven’ aesthetic, fluffy and dramatic enough for reactions like “MIZI IM CRYING. CONFIDENT MIZI OMG.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in their tweets is care for friends and social connections, which points to Hufflepuff. Their frustration about not being able to follow people back on their main — “IM ACTUALLY CRASHING OUT CUZ I CANT FB PEOPLE ON MY MAIN IVE GOT LIKE 8 PEOPLE WHO I CANT FOLLOW BACK I FEEL SO BADD ARRRGGHGHH” — shows guilt over not reciprocating support, a very Hufflepuff-like concern for fairness and mutual loyalty. The joking complaint “when schooloomf doesnt wait for me after maths cuz shes a bitch” also centers on small acts of everyday loyalty (or lack thereof) between friends. They’re open and playful in how they engage others, such as tagging friends in “5 things i like and 5 oomfs do the same! … @1chiMiya520 @h3artz4hyuna @hironpasa_puj @doggyspinkpills @DelionInLimbo”, which reflects a community-oriented, inclusive vibe over personal glory or cunning. While there’s humor, fandom enthusiasm, and some academic stress (“me when the test is in two days and im now feeling the pressure”), none of it suggests the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral pride of Ravenclaw, or the bold heroics of Gryffindor as strongly as it suggests a loyal, socially warm Hufflepuff nature.
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Your song
Say It Right - Nelly Furtado
A well-known song that best fits them is Say It Right by Nelly Furtado, because it balances emotional intensity, a bit of drama, and a cool, slightly unbothered vibe. Their bio hints at chaos and repeated bans, suggesting a turbulent online life: "alt for @tasaffftta if im active here i probably got banned again," which echoes the song’s themes of unstable connections and miscommunication. Their love of all flavors of yuri — “5 things i like and 5 oomfs do the same! 1. yuri 2. doomed yuri 3. toxic yuri 4. domestic yuri 5. angst yuri” — fits the song’s mix of passion, toxicity, and emotional stakes. Tweets like “when schooloomf doesnt wait for me after maths cuz shes a bitch” and “me when the test is in two days and im now feeling the pressure” show a dramatic, humorous teen energy that aligns with the song’s intense but still pop-accessible mood. Even their joking threats and chaotic affection — “i’m gonna tie you up” and “MIZI IM CRYING. CONFIDENT MIZI OMG.” — mirror the song’s push–pull tension and emotional volatility.
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