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The user’s chaotic, meme‑filled feed, constant all‑caps exclamations and teenage angst mirror Bart’s mischievous, rebellious personality. Tweets like "KILLS MYSELF" and "School tomorrow kms" show dark humor and school frustration similar to Bart’s frequent complaints about school and authority. Their random, sibling‑focused jokes (e.g., "Me and my sister think we are SOOOO funny") echo Bart’s interactions with Lisa and his penchant for goofy antics. The obsessive fandom posts such as "I'm actually so done I did NOT stay up all night trying to find dream club…" reflect Bart’s intense, often irrational obsessions (like skateboards or video games). Finally, outspoken statements like "The ila fandom is toxic but y'all ain't ready for that conversation !!!" capture Bart’s bold, confrontational style.

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The user frequently addresses the audience with upbeat greetings like "Hey guys !!!" and "Hi guys," indicating a preference for extraversion. They often probe deeper meanings and social patterns, as seen in tweets such as "Why is the grok thing racist I've seen niigo get translated into so many racial slurs" and "Why do ppl say Mafuyu is trans I just barely got into pjsk guys please I'm so confused," reflecting intuitive processing. Their emotional and value‑driven statements, for example "The ila fandom is toxic but y'all ain't ready for that conversation !!!" and "I'm actually so done I did NOT stay up all night trying to find dream club...," show a feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, indecisive nature of posts like "I forgot what I was gonna post," "Okay uhm uhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh," and "Should I work on online school or play pjsk" points to a perceiving, flexible lifestyle.

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16‑yr‑old he/him gamer & meme curator. PJSK fan (Kanamafu), Ayesha Erotica lover, Korean candy addict, and balloon‑obsessed timeline survivor.– @goofyaxe

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The drink, named 'Mafuyu Meow Madness', mixes neon blue curaçao, sweet lychee liqueur, tart sour cherry syrup, a splash of energy drink, and a dash of edible glitter to mirror @goofyaxe's vibrant, meme‑filled timeline. As they tweet, 'Kanade and Mafuyu are da goats', the bright blue hue captures that goat‑like hype for Project Sekai. Their love for Korean candy shines through the lychee liqueur, echoing the line 'My sister gave me these Korean candies and they are so fucking good omg I'm gonna kms'. The constant balloon annoyance and hyper‑energy are represented by the energy drink and glitter, matching the rant 'PLEASE GET RID OF THE BALLOONS.'. The sour cherry adds a tart bite that reflects school‑related sighs like 'School tomorrow kms', while the overall chaotic swirl fits the exasperated shout 'I'm actually so done I did NOT stay up all night trying to find dream club just for me to be unable find anything'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong loyalty and affection for close relationships and fandoms, e.g., 'My sister gave me these Korean candies and they are so fucking good omg I'm gonna kms' and repeatedly chants 'I love kanamafu I love kanamafu...'. They often seek community support and understanding, such as 'I'm having multiple fandoms that I love coming and hitting me all at once please help', indicating a desire for inclusive, supportive environments. Their concern for fairness and desire to clear up confusion is evident in 'Why do ppl say Mafuyu is trans I just barely got into pjsk guys please I'm so confused', showing a drive to seek truth and protect the community. The user also expresses protective feelings toward their fandoms, like 'The ila fandom is toxic but y'all ain't ready for that conversation !!!', which reflects Hufflepuff's caring nature. Overall, these traits of loyalty, kindness, and a strong sense of community align best with Hufflepuff values.

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The chaotic, meme‑filled rhythm of @goofyaxe’s feed is a perfect match for Bo Burnham’s satirical anthem “Welcome to the Internet.” Their constant irritation with UI elements – 'PLEASE GET RID OF THE BALLOONS.' and 'Genuine question … how do those balloons off it’s so distracting I hate it' – mirrors the song’s line about 'the internet is a place where everything is a meme and every pop‑up wants your attention.' The frequent self‑harm jokes and school‑related stress ('KILLS MYSELF', 'School tomorrow kms', 'My brain hurts') line up with the darker verses that warn of the internet’s overwhelming pressure and mental toll. Their obsessive fandom posts – for example, the repetitive chant 'I love kanamafu I love kanamafu …' and the dilemma 'Should I work on online school or play pjsk' – capture the endless stream of niche content that the song describes. Together, these elements show a teen who is both hyper‑engaged with niche online culture and simultaneously exhausted by its noise, which is exactly the experience Burnham satirizes in “Welcome to the Internet.”

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