Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Open about stress and pain, e.g. “i’m crying today… not because someone hurt me, but because I hate this place…” and “i have a death wish. finals week… is going to give me a heart attack”.
- Reflective thinker: Frequently reflects on systemic issues and self, e.g. “people comparing systemic issues… comparing them does nothing to fix them.” and pondering identity in “figuring out my identity has become... because a wrench has just been thrown at my self perception of my gender”.
- Creative artist: Invested in art and creation: stressed but committed to AP art and portfolio, e.g. “OMG AP ART GOT ME STRESSINGGGGG”, “FREE ME FROM HELLL (idk what to do for my AP portfolio)”.
- Multilingual learner: Actively engages with Spanish, e.g. “Quiero hablar y escribir más en español, pero no conoce con quien…” and “necesito más música en español… dime artistas por favor”.
- Supportive friend: Interacts warmly with friends and online ‘family’, e.g. playful mentions like “get on the game and stop taking showers /j” and the Twitter Family post “My Twitter Family: … Spouse: @golderfleece”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Puts themself down harshly, e.g. “i never realized how much i hated myself... because why am i committing myself to managing a windows server now.”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Uses extreme language for stress, e.g. “i’m killing myself.” and “i have a death wish. finals week… is going to give me a heart attack”.
- Emotional exhaustion: Often mentions being drained or overwhelmed, e.g. “so fucking tired that i could sleep for a week and still be tired” and “i hate feeling like im venting here… . . . but i wish i didn’t constantly feel like i hate my friends, my life, and really not just my friends but EVERY human being.”.
- Anxious overachiever: Ambitious but stressed by academics and future, e.g. “i have a death wish. finals week… is going to give me a heart attack” and regret about academics in “My biggest regret of K 12 schooling: not taking harder classes”.
- Financial strain: Repeatedly worried about money and work, e.g. “i desperately need a j*b if i ever want any chance of living off campus in college…” and “wish i wasn’t so damn broke 💔 need the rock love cog necklace…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: introspective, academically inclined, socially aware, and often anxious about the future. They stress over school and AP classes, like when they say “omg AP ART GOT ME STRESSINGGGGG” and “My biggest regret of K 12 schooling: not taking harder classes (I’m still mad they wouldn’t put me in Advanced math)”, which fits Lisa’s studious, perfectionist streak. Their interest in social sciences in “i love social sciences. like yes, yap away about history, sociology, anthropology!” mirrors Lisa’s love of learning and big-picture thinking. They’re politically and socially conscious, unhappy with their country in “i hate this place… i hate this country (on so many more levels than the current president).”, much like Lisa’s frequent critiques of systemic issues in Springfield. At the same time, their anxiety, self-deprecation, and emotional intensity in tweets like “FREE ME FROM HELLL (idk what to do for my AP portfolio)” resonate with Lisa’s tendency to feel overwhelmed while still pushing herself creatively and intellectually.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about solitary experiences, online hobbies, and internal reactions rather than big social scenes, and they even consider a private account for “insane little rambles” in “should i make a priv account for my insane little rambles?”. Their interests and complaints are framed through personal interpretation and meaning rather than just concrete facts, indicating Intuition (N)—for example, they reflect on systemic issues and their environment in “i hate this place… i hate this country… every waking moment of living here feels like a social experiment of sorts.” and on their own identity in “a wrench has just been thrown at my self perception of my gender… and if my gender changes, what does that mean about my sexuality?”. The tone is highly value-driven and emotional, showing Feeling (F): they talk about hating or loving things in an affective way (“ohhhh i hate Noah Kahan (lovingly)”), worry about friends and community dynamics (“after how you guys handled the whole mel thing… no.”), and are open about stress, panic attacks, and self-esteem (“i never realized how much i hated myself…”, “me when i start having a fucking panic attack in the car for no fucking reason.”). Finally, they seem flexible and overwhelmed rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and stress over AP portfolio and finals in “FREE ME FROM HELLL (idk what to do for my AP portfolio)” and “finals week… is going to give me a heart attack”, and make spontaneous, half-joking plans like “chat… i got $20… do i spend it on League of Legends?” and “starting a shop soon... perchance...” without clear follow-through. Taken together—the introspective venting, focus on meaning and identity, emotional expressiveness, and somewhat chaotic planning—INFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re willing to commit to managing a Windows server, I feel like dating me would be light work in comparison—at least I come with fewer error messages and more hugs.
- You hate Noah Kahan (lovingly) and I hate this country (also… intensely), so maybe we should escape on a slow‑folk‑music car ride together and complain about everything until the playlist runs out.
- You gatekeep your best songs from your engineering class, but if we ever sit next to each other, I promise to be worthy of the secret playlist, the hyperpop, and the sad Phoebe Bridgers tracks you ‘ponder way too much.’
- You: ‘I’m killing myself.’ Also you: baking through tummy aches, panicking in the car, grinding AP Art, getting into IU, and still hyping your friends’ Discord statuses. I don’t want you dead; I just want to take you on a date, hold your hand through finals week, and remind you you’re doing so much more than you give yourself credit for.
- You love Viktor, Jayce discourse, poros, League, and VRChat AoT… so when are we queueing up: I go support, you go mid, we win lane, then celebrate by watching giants in VR and arguing over ships until we fall asleep in call?
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18 • they/them • eng/esp | AP art stress survivor, VRChat titan, and poro enthusiast. Once forgot headphones and considered it a near-death experience.– @GoofyGreyGoose
Your signature cocktail
The Melvik Mac & Cheese Memento Mori
Smoky mezcal stands in for their chaotic, slightly self-destructive humor and late-night grind, like when they say “sleep is for the weak… (for legal reasons this is a joke)” and joke about “i have a death wish. finals week… is going to give me a heart attack”. Blood orange juice adds a bittersweet edge for all the frustrated college/job/school angst, echoing “i desperately need a j*b if i ever want any chance of living off campus in college…” and “OMG MY SCHOOL IS SUCH A FUCKING JOKE.”. The honey-chamomile syrup is their soft, artsy, social-sciences-loving core, matching “chat… needless to say. i love social sciences.” and the stressed but tender “i love drawing. stares at the blank page in despair”. Blue curaçao nods to their gamer/League/VRChat side and poro obsession, like “Have I ever said that I LOVE poros” and “Attack on Titan on VRChat w/ friends is so peak”. Finally, the orange blossom soda topper is a playful, bubbly chaos layer, capturing their love of weird combos like “how much i love mac & cheese and orange juice?” and their hyperposting energy in “i’m sorry for posting random shit from my life on twitter dot com”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Grey shows a strong love of learning and ideas more than anything else. They light up when talking about social sciences, saying “chat… needless to say. i love social sciences. like yes, yap away about history, sociology, anthropology! tell me more!”, which is very Ravenclaw-coded intellectual curiosity. They also obsess over music discovery and analysis, from lamenting losing their Spotify algorithm in favor of a more intentional digital collection in “high key going to miss my spotify discovery algorithm once i finally get my digital music collection up to date…” to diving into full discographies like “Been so long since I listened to a Noah Kahan album in its entirety… so now i’m listening to his full discography.”. Their self-aware, slightly overthinking tone appears in tweets like “I hate how every so often… i think to write stuff that would make sense if i was writing a math problem, and not anything that would make grammatical sense in a sentence.”, which reflects an analytical mind that slips into abstract or technical patterns. Even their stress is academic and craft-oriented—AP Art portfolios, playlists, portfolios, and writing—seen in “FREE ME FROM HELLL (idk what to do for my AP portfolio)” and “i love drawing. stares at the blank page in despair”, showing classic Ravenclaw creative perfectionism rather than pure ambition or loyalty. While there are hints of Slytherin ambition (worrying about jobs and college) and Hufflepuff warmth (baking for others, affection for friends), the consistent throughline is a brainy, introspective, and creatively obsessed temperament that aligns best with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Stick Season - Noah Kahan
Noah Kahan fits them perfectly, and Stick Season in particular captures their mix of humor, melancholy, and small-town frustration. They literally say they “hate Noah Kahan (lovingly)” and later binge his whole discography, which suggests a deep emotional resonance with his themes. The song’s feelings of restlessness and wanting to escape mirror tweets like “i wanna go home (anywhere but this damn country).” and their rants about hating where they live and the broader system. Its blend of self-deprecating humor and genuine pain matches posts such as “FREE ME FROM HELLL (idk what to do for my AP portfolio)” and “i have a death wish. finals week… is going to give me a heart attack.” At the same time, their love of slow folk vibes—“slow folk music and car rides >>>>”—lines up perfectly with the sound and mood of Stick Season.
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