Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Deep, consistent enthusiasm for Yellowjackets/taivan, e.g. “the people (me) are begging for more taikilah s4……. @ yellowjackets can u hear me” and repeated #taissatuesday posts.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses fondness and care for others, like “coy piso i am very fond of u”, “stupid idiot nerd who i adore”, and playful posts about oomfs.
- Humorous voice: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, e.g. “me n my terrible fashion sense against the world” and “dumb n dumber over Here”.
- Creative editor: Talks about and shares edits, e.g. “want to edit….. have ideas…… no energy…….” and “remembered i had free will now im editing shepbabs Wow i love self indulgence”.
- Emotionally expressive: Open about feelings and reactions, from fandom joy like “GOOD MORNING TO ME” to vulnerability about sleep and stress in “tried to sleep earlier… had nightmares… never doing that shit again”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive talk: Uses suicidal language in reaction to media, e.g. “thought abt marivan for too long now i want to kill msyelf” and “now i want to kill myself”.
- Aggressive phrasing: Often expresses anger with violent or harsh wording, like “i’m Going to hit him with a hammer”, “fuck you dude!!!!!!”, and “should i kill oomf…….”.
- Sleep neglect: Acknowledges unhealthy sleep habits, e.g. “torturing myself on the holidays by going to sleep really late n forcing myself to wake up early” and failed attempts to fix their schedule.
- Self‑critical mindset: Talks down about self, like “6 because i feel Bad. loser”, “i have soooo many thoughts… but i cant word things for shit!!!!”, and anxiety about being perceived.
- Social anxiety: Shows discomfort with social interaction and being seen, such as “mentally preparing for the amount of socialising im gonna have to do today” and “please stop perceiving me i dontlike this”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as intense, hyper-fixated, and deeply earnest about their interests, very much like Lisa Simpson when she latches onto a cause or fandom. Their obsessive, almost scholarly passion for Yellowjackets relationships mirrors Lisa’s dedication to her favorite subjects, like when they say they’re having “serious taivan withdrawals i need to die” and beg for “more taikilah s4……. @ yellowjackets can u hear me”. They’re emotionally intense and dramatic in a self-aware way, with lines like “was having a good night then remembered everything taissa turner went through now i want to kill myself” that echo Lisa’s tendency to catastrophize when she cares deeply. There’s also a strong creative streak—editing, posting, and overthinking—shown in tweets like “want to edit….. have ideas…… no energy……” and “remembered i had free will now im editing shepbabs Wow i love self indulgence”, which fits Lisa’s artsy, self-driven side. Finally, the mix of social anxiety and strong opinions—“mentally preparing for the amount of socialising im gonna have to do today” paired with confidently staking claims like “some van enjoyers are soooo . u dont get her like i do dont speak on her”—feels very Lisa: sensitive, loyal, and a little combative about the things and people she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they mention socializing as draining in “mentally preparing for the amount of socialising im gonna have to do today” and dislike being perceived in “please stop perceiving me i dontlike this”, while much of their joy comes from solitary fandom editing in “remembered i had free will now im editing shepbabs Wow i love self indulgence”. Their tweets are highly interpretive and pattern-focused, pointing to intuition: they spin character dynamics and metaphors like “they got the making ur gf jealous by worshipping another girl disease” and frame outfits/energy symbolically in “i will always see jackie taylor as blonde because she simply has Blonde energy”. They lead with emotion and personal values over detached logic, showing strong feeling: they express intense empathy and heartbreak over fictional characters in “was having a good night then remembered everything taissa turner went through now i want to kill myself” and defend their faves passionately in “cannibalising taissa antis first they gotta go”. Their life and fandom style feels spontaneous and low-structure, suggesting perceiving: they complain about messed-up sleep and lack of energy in “want to edit….. have ideas…… no energy…….” and “torturing myself on the holidays by going to sleep really late n forcing myself to wake up early”, and they react in the moment with dramatic mood tweets like “in a bad mood n everyone else is gonna pay for it”. Altogether, an introspective, feelings-driven, imaginative, somewhat chaotic vibe fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If loving Taissa Turner this much makes us ‘Team Crazy,’ then call me doomed in the wilderness, because I’d happily follow you like Van in that #withmama tweet.
- You keep saying you have ‘serious taivan withdrawals’ and want s4 taikilah injected into your bloodstream—should I apply to be your emotional support spoiler buddy, or just your designated cuddle partner for every new Yellowjackets episode?
- You hate painting, documentaries are cancelled, and editing drains your energy—but I’d still rate you higher than a ‘6 because I feel bad,’ you loser; you’re at least a solid 11/10 in my totally unbiased Van-enjoyer ranking.
- You tweeting ‘me n my terrible fashion sense against the world’ while serving mirror selfies is so Tai-coded—if that outfit ‘makes you look like a boy,’ I volunteer as your jealous fictional girlfriend replacement.
- You: ‘thinking abt taivan being caught in the school parking lot again.’ Me: thinking about us getting caught in a parking lot too, but only because I’m too distracted worshipping you like those girls ‘making ur gf jealous by worshipping another girl.’
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Yellowjackets analyst & Taissa/VAN archivist. Once burned a grilled cheese while live‑tweeting #Taissatuesday—now I multitask professionally.– @gooific
Your signature cocktail
The Taivan Attic Meltdown
This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged, like someone who says they’ve been “having serious taivan withdrawals i need to die” while begging for more season 4 content in “the people (me) are begging for more taikilah s4……. @ yellowjackets can u hear me”. The smoky mezcal is for the wilderness vibes and the constant devotion to Van and Tai, as seen in “no one loves doomcoming van like i do thats my son” and “happy #taissatuesday to those who celebrate”. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, messy lover-girl edge, inspired by “the lover girl of all time no one else compares” and their #whipped posts like “#whipped #gay”. The double espresso cold brew reflects their anxious, sleep-deprived, overthinking brain from “tried to sleep earlier to fix my sleep schedule n had nightmares the whole night n woke up sweaty” and “want to edit….. have ideas…… no energy…….”. A dash of sea salt and lime captures the salty, petty humor in “love her petty ass sooo bad” and the dramatic threats like “i’m Going to hit him with a hammer”. Finally, the crushed ice with soda keeps it fizzy and chaotic, mirroring their playful self-drag and chaotic energy in posts like “me n my terrible fashion sense against the world” and “dumb n dumber over Here”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Madi’s strongest throughline is intense loyalty and devotion, especially to her favorite characters and ships. She repeatedly stakes an almost ride-or-die claim on Van, as in “some van enjoyers are soooo . u dont get her like i do dont speak on her” and “no one loves doomcoming van like i do thats my son”, which fits Hufflepuff’s protective, loyal energy more than any other house. Even her joking threats are about defending beloved characters or people, like “cannibalising taissa antis first they gotta go” and “oomf gets to see pinkpantheress n not me…….. should i kill oomf…….”, reading as exaggerated loyalty rather than calculated Slytherin aggression. She’s also very people-focused and gentle under the dramatics, calling someone a “stupid idiot nerd who i adore” and posting about being anxious and socially overwhelmed in “mentally preparing for the amount of socialising im gonna have to do today”, which leans toward Hufflepuff’s soft, relational core. While she has flashes of Gryffindor impulsiveness (e.g., “wish real life was like gta n i could just kick someone out of a car i really like n take it”), these serve the broader pattern of devoted, slightly self-deprecating stan energy rather than a true hero complex. Taken together, her attachment, protectiveness over her faves, and emotionally earnest posting style align most convincingly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
girl in red - midnight love
A fitting song for them is “midnight love” by girl in red, because it mixes intense yearning, messy emotions, and very gay vibes in a way that mirrors their timeline. They’re loudly and unapologetically sapphic, as seen when they caption pictures with “#whipped #gay” and joke about being perceived with “please stop perceiving me i dontlike this”, which fits the song’s vulnerable, self-conscious tone. The track’s themes of obsessive attachment and lingering hurt match their dramatic, half-joking despair about fictional women, like “having serious taivan withdrawals i need to die” and “thought abt marivan for too long now i want to kill msyelf”. They also oscillate between soft devotion and volatile mood swings—see “in a bad mood n everyone else is gonna pay for it” right alongside tender posts like “coy piso i am very fond of u”—which matches the song’s mix of bitterness and aching affection. Overall, “midnight love” captures their combination of queer longing, emotional intensity, and slightly unhinged fandom energy.
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