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Your Simpsons character
Glorp is a perfect match for Bart Simpson, given their shared love for chaos and mischief. Bart's rebellious antics mirror tweets like 'sending my IDIOT girlfriend on a plane to Uzbekistan.' Glorp's absurd sense of humor, such as 'puppyplay but I get rabies and you have to put me down,' matches Bart's penchant for pranks and ridiculous ideas. Both have a knack for stirring up trouble while remaining oddly endearing.

Your MBTI personality Type
Glorp embodies ENTP: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His extraversion is evident in his bold and humorous tweets, like 'I am full of alcohol and love.' Intuition drives his creative and absurd ideas, such as 'writing my thesis on jacking off.' His thinking side critiques systems humorously, as seen in 'Microsoft Excel I am going to blow my brains out.' His perceiving nature is clear in his chaotic and spontaneous tweets, like 'when I'm bored I open a new tab and close an old one.'

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Absurdist comedian in the making | Chaotic tweets about nicotine patches, grandma drama, and pineapple-flavored drugs | I hate oatmeal but love armpits | Full of alcohol and love | Weird, gay Benjamin Franklin vibes.– @gooninator22

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The 'Chaotic Glorp' embodies his wild and unpredictable personality. Tequila represents his boldness, seen in 'drinking is kinda like toggling aimbot.' Pineapple juice is a nod to 'my drugs got laced with pineapple flavoring.' An energy drink reflects his tweet 'peach monster ultra in the strawberry dreams can would fix me.' Tabasco sauce adds a fiery kick, matching his chaotic tweets like 'put another nicotine patch on my balls.' It's a drink as wild and vibrant as Glorp himself.

Your Hogwarts House
Glorp's chaotic and cunning personality aligns with Slytherin traits. His tweet 'sending my IDIOT girlfriend on a plane to Uzbekistan and telling her it's Costa Rica' demonstrates a sly, mischievous nature. His boldness in tweeting 'I would rather get shot in the head than receive an email' reflects a rebellious spirit. Additionally, his sharp wit and ability to turn bizarre situations into humor, like 'my drugs got laced with pineapple flavoring,' show resourcefulness and creativity—a hallmark of Slytherin.

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Glorp's tweet 'if I get too high and listen to she wants revenge please take my phone away' suggests this song resonates with him. Its dark, moody vibe aligns with his chaotic and rebellious personality. The song's themes of desire and emotional turmoil match tweets like 'I'm drunk why do you hate me' and 'I am full of alcohol and love.'

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