Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong emotional investment in hockey teams and players, celebrating and criticizing with intensity, e.g. “Nice win, fire hiller still” and bio tags #Gokingsgo #stlblues.
- Humor oriented: Uses jokes and memes in reactions, like laughing at friendly scrums “They just wanted to join the scrum 🤣🤣🤣” and playful lines like “That’s my MF GOAT”.
- Direct communicator: Speaks plainly and clearly, stating opinions without ambiguity such as “wtf FIRE JIM HILLER” and “He’s been ass this season”.
- Loyal supporter: Shows loyalty to favorite teams and players, e.g. “Proud season ticket holder” in “The game just started yall fucks already down 1 0. Proud season ticket holder tho 🥹”.
- Adventurous spirit: Willing to try new experiences like “Camping today! I’ve never done this before”, indicating openness to new activities.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity such as “he’s been ass this season” and “Jarry is the dumbest goaltender I’ve seen”.
- Reactive negativity: Tends to react strongly negative to poor performance or management, e.g. “Please do something about this ‘defense first’ system, thes mfs can’t even score a goal rn 😭” and repeated “fire hiller” posts.
- Personal attacks: Criticism sometimes targets individuals rather than actions, like “He can stay injured, he’s been ass this season” or calling Jarry “the dumbest goaltender.”
- One-sided focus: Timeline is heavily dominated by hockey takes and rants, with little non-sports content apart from rare posts like “Camping today! I’ve never done this before”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets show quick, emotional reactions during games, e.g. “The game just started yall fucks already down 1 0” and instant calls to “FIRE JIM HILLER”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson: loud, passionate about sports, and prone to over-the-top emotional swings about his favorite teams. Like Homer yelling at the TV, this user goes from furious rants like “wtf FIRE JIM HILLER” and “He can stay injured, he’s been ass this season” to proud fandom in “The game just started yall fucks already down 1 0. Proud season ticket holder tho 🥹”. The mix of crude humor and exaggerated confidence also screams Homer, as seen in “Easy af, I can do that with my eyes closed smh”. At the same time, there’s genuine enthusiasm and affection—calling a player “my MF GOAT” and praising someone as “been an absolute dog on the ice. 100% one of the better puck hounds in the league”—which mirrors Homer’s big-hearted loyalty beneath the bluster. Even the bio’s chaotic energy about being married and having a girlfriend fits Homer’s messy-but-loving personal life vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They fit best as an ESTP. Their energy is outward, reactionary, and focused on live events, suggesting Extraversion: they loudly rant about coaches and players, e.g. “wtf FIRE JIM HILLER” and proudly mention being a “season ticket holder tho 🥹”, signaling someone who thrives on active engagement and shared experiences. Their comments are rooted in concrete, real-time hockey moments and specific plays rather than abstractions, such as “Didn’t know he had that in him. Lmao What a fucking shot” and “These mfs werent mad at each other! They just wanted to join the scrum 🤣”, indicating Sensing. The tone is blunt, critical, and performance-focused, reflecting Thinking over Feeling: “He can stay injured, he’s been ass this season” and “Jarry is the dumbest goaltender I’ve seen” show little concern for softening opinions. Finally, their tweeting style is impulsive, in-the-moment, and reactive rather than planned or structured—like “Easy af, I can do that with my eyes closed smh” and “Please do something about this ‘defense first’ system, thes mfs can’t even score a goal rn 😭”—which aligns with Perceiving: flexible, spontaneous, and quick to respond to whatever’s happening right now.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re a proud Kings season ticket holder who still tweets “fire Hiller” after a win — I respect that level of loyalty and salt. How about we be stubborn together and call it a date?
- You said you could do that play with your eyes closed — easy af. So if I ask you out, are you taking that shot too, or are you more of a ‘defense first, no goals scored’ type when it comes to romance?
- As a realtor who sells houses and a day‑1 gacha player, you clearly know the grind. I’m just trying to pull a 5‑star human — any chance I just rolled ‘Goose (canonically married to Silver Wolf)’ on the banner?
- You called that dude ‘one of the better puck hounds in the league’ — honestly, I’d chase you in the corners with half that effort and still end up in the penalty box for ‘excessive flirting.’ Worth it.
- You survived camping for the first time, rage at Jarry, defend your GOAT, and still stan both the Kings and the Blues… that’s elite versatility. Let me take you out and prove I can be at least as clutch as that ‘what a fucking shot’ tweet you posted.
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Your new Twitter bio
Realtor by day, hockey ranter by night. Once bought season tickets on a ‘rebuild year’ and never looked back. Married, poly, and always yelling at the PP.– @goosingaround4u
Your signature cocktail
The Puck Hound Paloma (Fire Hiller Edition)
The silver tequila is a nod to being “married to silver wolf” in the bio, giving the drink a strong, loyal backbone worthy of a franchise player. Grapefruit juice with lime makes it sharp and bright, like calling out coaches and systems in tweets such as “Please do something about this ‘defense first’ system, thes mfs can’t even score a goal rn 😭” and “wtf FIRE JIM HILLER”. The spicy chili-salt rim captures their chirpy, ruthless fan energy from lines like “He can stay injured, he’s been ass this season” and “Jarry is the dumbest goaltender I’ve seen”. A blue curacao float represents their dual loyalty hashtags #Gokingsgo #stlblues and all the hockey chaos in tweets like “These mfs werent mad at each other! They just wanted to join the scrum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”. Finally, a dash of bitters reflects the long-suffering but proud season ticket holder vibe from “The game just started yall fucks already down 1 0. Proud season ticket holder tho 🥹” and the resigned realism of “This is so bad for the sport.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows classic Gryffindor bluntness and willingness to speak their mind, even when it’s harsh or unpopular. Their passionate, almost impulsive reactions to hockey – like “wtf FIRE JIM HILLER” and “Nice win, fire hiller still” – read as bold, emotionally driven stands rather than calculated takes. They aren’t afraid to call out players directly, as in “He can stay injured, he’s been ass this season” and “Jarry is the dumbest goaltender I’ve seen”, which reflects a fearless, head-on approach. At the same time, they show fierce positive loyalty to players they admire, like “Dudes deserved it, been an absolute dog on the ice. 100% one of the better puck hounds in the league” and “That’s my MF GOAT”. Calling themself a “Proud season ticket holder tho 🥹” even while criticizing the team further reinforces that intense, ride-or-die, courageous fandom. Overall, the boldness, fiery passion, and willingness to loudly champion or attack in the name of what they believe in points most strongly to Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Centuries - Fall Out Boy
A song about being loud, dramatic, and refusing to be ignored fits Goose’s passionate sports-fan energy perfectly. They fire off strong takes like “wtf FIRE JIM HILLER” and still double down even after a win with “Nice win, fire hiller still”, echoing the song’s defiant tone. Their tweets swing between hype and frustration, from “That’s my MF GOAT” to “He can stay injured, he’s been ass this season”, much like the song’s mix of triumph and battle scars. As a die-hard fan and season ticket holder declaring “Proud season ticket holder tho 🥹”, they embody the enduring, ride-or-die mentality at the core of Centuries. The way they celebrate big moments—like “What a fucking shot”—matches the song’s epic, highlight-reel feel.
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