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They fit best with Lisa Simpson: emotional, hyper-verbal, passionate about niche interests, and politically aware. Like Lisa with her obsessions (jazz, books, causes), this user throws themselves completely into bands and fandoms, from My Chemical Romance to Blur to The Hives, e.g. “mutis britpop banquenme una semana mas siendo emo es q estoy sensible” and “qe vuelva blur dale wacho ya puedo pagar recitales vuelvan vuelvan vuelvan vuelv”. They’re very self-aware and articulate about feelings and identity, like when they say “igualmente hay algo realmente vampirezco en el gen emo… y a mi me daban 16/17 teniendo 23 años” and joke about needing reassurance in plans: “cual hay si necesito q me confirmes el plan 3 veces no ves q me muero x verte”. There’s also a Lisa-like mix of romance and melodrama in lines such as “4 meses es mucho no aguanto tenés q ser mío ahora” and their cinephile/film-twitter references (“q hermoso salir con un cinefilo voy al cine todas las semanas estoy viviendo un sueño”). Finally, their political and cultural commentary, like “se olvidan q se volvió terriblemente facho XD” and “cómo se nota cuando alguien no es d arg”, mirrors Lisa’s habit of constantly critiquing the world around her with sharp, often sardonic insight.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference social events, crowds, and wanting to connect, like hoping to make friends at a concert in “ojalá hacerme alguna amiga en cabecera no quiero cantar y llorar sola”, and joking that no one in their section knows their online identity in “nadie en cabecera sabe q soy gordablur”. Their humor and online persona are very outwardly expressive and people‑oriented, such as inviting everyone to an absurd "first breaking and entering" in “estan todos invitados a mi primer allanamiento me recibi de rokera”. They show strong Intuition through pattern‑spotting and big-picture takes, like reflecting on generational emo culture in “igualmente hay algo realmente vampirezco en el gen emo... parecían de menos de 25, y a mi me daban 16/17 teniendo 23 años” and tying MCR’s setlists to national identity in “nosotros realmente somos EL país mas emo y trolo q hay y lo saben”. Their values and reactions are very Feeling‑driven: they oscillate between adoration and emotional overwhelm about bands and people, like “damon albarn te quiero te necesito” and “me genera sentimientos el hecho de q gerard se haya comido un vampiro y se vea tal cual hace 20 años”, and even frame schedule changes in terms of how much they miss someone in “4 meses es mucho no aguanto tenés q ser mío ahora”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: their timeline is full of spontaneous reactions, memes, and impulsive decisions like dyeing their hair red right before a concert in “me teñí de rojo específicamente para el reci de mcr hace una semana y un poco me obsesioné” and joking about procrastinating studying with music in “> me siento a estudiar > disocio > vampires will never hurt you”. The overall mix of high emotional intensity, playful chaos, people‑orientation, and imaginative fandom fits ENFP better than nearby types like ESFP or INFP.

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Argentinian emo archivist & britpop apologist. Once dyed my hair red just to cry to MCR live. Movies, loud gigs, and mild personality crises.– @gordablur

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail channels an Argentinian emo at a stadium show: the fernet with cola reduction is for the deeply local, chaotic humor and patriot emo pride of lines like “el sentimiento patrio q me genera que hayan tocado mayoría de revenge y bullets nosotros realmente somos EL país mas emo y trolo q hay y lo saben”. The red vermouth with chili and strawberry mirrors dyeing her hair red and going full feelings, as in “me teñí de rojo específicamente para el reci de mcr… yo nací para ser pelirroja como gerard way y cristina”. Sparkling wine adds the big-concert, dream-come-true euphoria of “jja como sabias q mañana veo a la banda q sigo hace 10 años” and her cinephile-date happiness in “q hermoso salir con un cinefilo voy al cine todas las semanas estoy viviendo un sueño”. A dash of black coffee nods to the late-night stan life, studying and dissociating to emo playlists as in “> me siento a estudiar > disocio > vampires will never hurt you”. Finally, the lime peel twist is her sharp, sarcastic bite and sudden hot takes, from “se olvidan q se volvió terriblemente facho XD” to “dios kali uchis quien te pegó la maldición de doja cat no pueden ser todas mogolicas”, keeping the drink bright, slightly bitter, and unmistakably hers.

Your Hogwarts House
This user’s defining trait is intense loyalty and emotional attachment to the things and people they love, which is very Hufflepuff. Their devotion to bands and fandoms is framed as almost relational, like when they say about My Chemical Romance and Argentina, “el sentimiento patrio q me genera que hayan tocado mayoría de revenge y bullets nosotros realmente somos EL país mas emo y trolo q hay y lo saben”, and when they beg Blur to return because they can finally afford to see them, “qe vuelva blur dale wacho ya puedo pagar recitales vuelvan vuelvan vuelvan vuelv”. They are also very community‑oriented and caring about shared experiences, hoping not to be alone or out of place at shows: “ojalá hacerme alguna amiga en cabecera no quiero cantar y llorar sola” and worrying about coordinated fan activities, “las princesas d cabecera van a hacer lo de las luces si o no no quiero quedar como mogolica”. Even their joking frustration (“me voy a suicidar lo digo en serio” in a hype context) is rooted in intense enthusiasm rather than cynicism, and they repeatedly praise other fans with affection, as in “las amo chemicaleras brasileras si no existieran las inventaría”. While they show wit and pop‑culture awareness, the consistent throughline is loyalty, warmth toward their fandom communities, and a desire to belong and support others, which are classic Hufflepuff values.

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Their whole timeline revolves around My Chemical Romance and emo identity, so an MCR classic fits them perfectly. They talk about dyeing their hair red specifically for the MCR show and feeling born to be a redhead like Gerard Way, saying “amigas m teñí de rojo específicamente para el reci de mcr hace una semana y un poco me obsesioné yo nací para ser pelirroja como gerard way y cristina”, which matches the dramatic, self-expressive energy of I'm Not Okay (I Promise). Their pride in Argentina being the most emo country — “el sentimiento patrio q me genera que hayan tocado mayoría de revenge y bullets nosotros realmente somos EL país mas emo y trolo q hay y lo saben” — aligns with the song’s anthemic, communal catharsis. They also alternate between humor and emotional intensity, like when they say “me genera sentimientos el hecho de q gerard se haya comido un vampiro y se vea tal cual hace 20 años”, which reflects the melodramatic, nostalgic tone of the track. Overall, their mix of emo sensitivity, chaotic jokes, and devotion to MCR makes I'm Not Okay (I Promise) the song that best suits them.

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