Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm and long-term dedication to bands like My Chemical Romance and Blur, e.g. building up to the concert and planning an IG highlight in “pensando en la destacada de mi ig que va a tener de nombre mcr y todos los videos del recital”.
- Humorous self-aware: Uses irony and self-deprecating jokes about being emo, a fangirl, or ‘cornuda’, such as “mutis britpop banquenme una semana mas siendo emo es q estoy sensible” and “ya se avivaron”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses cariño and warmth toward mutuals and fandom communities, e.g. “las amo chemicaleras brasileras si no existieran las inventaría” and “ojalá hacerme alguna amiga en cabecera no quiero cantar y llorar sola”.
- Observant commentator: Makes sharp, specific observations about aging, fandom, and culture, like the vampiric-emo comment in “igualmente hay algo realmente vampirezco en el gen emo...” or about artists looking the same in “de manera positiva que impresión me da no podes tener casi 50 años y estar igual que a los 25”.
- Culturally engaged: Shows wide interest in music, film, and online culture (britpop, emo, cine, Rosalia, Kali Uchis, Willem Dafoe), e.g. “q hermoso salir con un cinefilo voy al cine todas las semanas estoy viviendo un sueño” and “lo q me aburre luca guadagnino”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and slurs in jokes or complaints, such as “las actuales legisladoras son prostitutas y merqueras pero bue” and “dios kali uchis quien te pegó la maldición de doja cat no pueden ser todas mogolicas”.
- Drama escalation: Tends to dramatize feelings using extreme phrases like “me voy a suicidar lo digo en serio” and all-caps reactions such as “DIOS LO Q SUBIO FRANK ME VOY A SUICIDAR FLACO NUNCA MAS SE DEMORAN 18 AÑOS”.
- Impulsiveness online: Posts intense, immediate reactions about celebrities, politics, and fandom without much filter, for example “se olvidan q se volvió terriblemente facho XD” and “que viejo puto”.
- Sleep boundaries: Shows difficulty setting boundaries and prioritizing rest when annoyed by others’ behavior, as in “wacho aprecio una banda a mi vecina x escuchar avril lavigne pero quiero dormir la siesta la concha putaaaa”.
- Negative self-talk: Uses self-disparaging expressions that can reinforce low self-image, like “se les acabó su gordita” and worrying about seeming like ‘la fan esa del demente’ in “a veces me da miefo hablar de lo lindo q es y quedar cmo la fan esa del demente..”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best with Lisa Simpson: emotional, hyper-verbal, passionate about niche interests, and politically aware. Like Lisa with her obsessions (jazz, books, causes), this user throws themselves completely into bands and fandoms, from My Chemical Romance to Blur to The Hives, e.g. “mutis britpop banquenme una semana mas siendo emo es q estoy sensible” and “qe vuelva blur dale wacho ya puedo pagar recitales vuelvan vuelvan vuelvan vuelv”. They’re very self-aware and articulate about feelings and identity, like when they say “igualmente hay algo realmente vampirezco en el gen emo… y a mi me daban 16/17 teniendo 23 años” and joke about needing reassurance in plans: “cual hay si necesito q me confirmes el plan 3 veces no ves q me muero x verte”. There’s also a Lisa-like mix of romance and melodrama in lines such as “4 meses es mucho no aguanto tenés q ser mío ahora” and their cinephile/film-twitter references (“q hermoso salir con un cinefilo voy al cine todas las semanas estoy viviendo un sueño”). Finally, their political and cultural commentary, like “se olvidan q se volvió terriblemente facho XD” and “cómo se nota cuando alguien no es d arg”, mirrors Lisa’s habit of constantly critiquing the world around her with sharp, often sardonic insight.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference social events, crowds, and wanting to connect, like hoping to make friends at a concert in “ojalá hacerme alguna amiga en cabecera no quiero cantar y llorar sola”, and joking that no one in their section knows their online identity in “nadie en cabecera sabe q soy gordablur”. Their humor and online persona are very outwardly expressive and people‑oriented, such as inviting everyone to an absurd "first breaking and entering" in “estan todos invitados a mi primer allanamiento me recibi de rokera”. They show strong Intuition through pattern‑spotting and big-picture takes, like reflecting on generational emo culture in “igualmente hay algo realmente vampirezco en el gen emo... parecían de menos de 25, y a mi me daban 16/17 teniendo 23 años” and tying MCR’s setlists to national identity in “nosotros realmente somos EL país mas emo y trolo q hay y lo saben”. Their values and reactions are very Feeling‑driven: they oscillate between adoration and emotional overwhelm about bands and people, like “damon albarn te quiero te necesito” and “me genera sentimientos el hecho de q gerard se haya comido un vampiro y se vea tal cual hace 20 años”, and even frame schedule changes in terms of how much they miss someone in “4 meses es mucho no aguanto tenés q ser mío ahora”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: their timeline is full of spontaneous reactions, memes, and impulsive decisions like dyeing their hair red right before a concert in “me teñí de rojo específicamente para el reci de mcr hace una semana y un poco me obsesioné” and joking about procrastinating studying with music in “> me siento a estudiar > disocio > vampires will never hurt you”. The overall mix of high emotional intensity, playful chaos, people‑orientation, and imaginative fandom fits ENFP better than nearby types like ESFP or INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you dyed your hair red ‘specifically for the MCR gig’ to be like Gerard and Cristina… if I promise to scream every lyric off Revenge with you, do I qualify to be added to that Instagram highlight or do I need to book a fonoaudióloga in Tolosa first?
- You said Argentina is the ‘most emo and trolo country’ and that the MCR set here was the best — if we go to their next show together, I’ll hold your place in cabecera, help you hunt the right entrada, AND do the luces thing so you don’t “quedar como mogolica”. Deal?
- You’re out here praying for Blur to come back, calling Damon Albarn a need, and hoping people perceive you as Graham Coxon — I can’t be Britpop royalty, but I can take you to the cinema every week like your cinephile boyfriend and debate if Blur really deserves that ‘#1 band of all time’ rating.
- You joked you were “toy pelotudeando aca” before an interview because “se les acabó su gordita” — if the job doesn’t hire you, I say we start a support group called ‘britpopera y emo y a veces miro pelis’ where the only requirement is ranking MCR setlists and alfajores.
- You noticed how all the emos at the MCR show look eternally 17 and that Gerard ‘se comió un vampiro’ — if you ever want to test that vampirezco gene, we can go to a gig, scream ‘Vampires Will Never Hurt You’, and see if we also look the same in 20 years’ worth of cabecera selfies.
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Argentinian emo archivist & britpop apologist. Once dyed my hair red just to cry to MCR live. Movies, loud gigs, and mild personality crises.– @gordablur
Your signature cocktail
Helena en Cabecera (Britpopera Spritz)
This cocktail channels an Argentinian emo at a stadium show: the fernet with cola reduction is for the deeply local, chaotic humor and patriot emo pride of lines like “el sentimiento patrio q me genera que hayan tocado mayoría de revenge y bullets nosotros realmente somos EL país mas emo y trolo q hay y lo saben”. The red vermouth with chili and strawberry mirrors dyeing her hair red and going full feelings, as in “me teñí de rojo específicamente para el reci de mcr… yo nací para ser pelirroja como gerard way y cristina”. Sparkling wine adds the big-concert, dream-come-true euphoria of “jja como sabias q mañana veo a la banda q sigo hace 10 años” and her cinephile-date happiness in “q hermoso salir con un cinefilo voy al cine todas las semanas estoy viviendo un sueño”. A dash of black coffee nods to the late-night stan life, studying and dissociating to emo playlists as in “> me siento a estudiar > disocio > vampires will never hurt you”. Finally, the lime peel twist is her sharp, sarcastic bite and sudden hot takes, from “se olvidan q se volvió terriblemente facho XD” to “dios kali uchis quien te pegó la maldición de doja cat no pueden ser todas mogolicas”, keeping the drink bright, slightly bitter, and unmistakably hers.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user’s defining trait is intense loyalty and emotional attachment to the things and people they love, which is very Hufflepuff. Their devotion to bands and fandoms is framed as almost relational, like when they say about My Chemical Romance and Argentina, “el sentimiento patrio q me genera que hayan tocado mayoría de revenge y bullets nosotros realmente somos EL país mas emo y trolo q hay y lo saben”, and when they beg Blur to return because they can finally afford to see them, “qe vuelva blur dale wacho ya puedo pagar recitales vuelvan vuelvan vuelvan vuelv”. They are also very community‑oriented and caring about shared experiences, hoping not to be alone or out of place at shows: “ojalá hacerme alguna amiga en cabecera no quiero cantar y llorar sola” and worrying about coordinated fan activities, “las princesas d cabecera van a hacer lo de las luces si o no no quiero quedar como mogolica”. Even their joking frustration (“me voy a suicidar lo digo en serio” in a hype context) is rooted in intense enthusiasm rather than cynicism, and they repeatedly praise other fans with affection, as in “las amo chemicaleras brasileras si no existieran las inventaría”. While they show wit and pop‑culture awareness, the consistent throughline is loyalty, warmth toward their fandom communities, and a desire to belong and support others, which are classic Hufflepuff values.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their whole timeline revolves around My Chemical Romance and emo identity, so an MCR classic fits them perfectly. They talk about dyeing their hair red specifically for the MCR show and feeling born to be a redhead like Gerard Way, saying “amigas m teñí de rojo específicamente para el reci de mcr hace una semana y un poco me obsesioné yo nací para ser pelirroja como gerard way y cristina”, which matches the dramatic, self-expressive energy of I'm Not Okay (I Promise). Their pride in Argentina being the most emo country — “el sentimiento patrio q me genera que hayan tocado mayoría de revenge y bullets nosotros realmente somos EL país mas emo y trolo q hay y lo saben” — aligns with the song’s anthemic, communal catharsis. They also alternate between humor and emotional intensity, like when they say “me genera sentimientos el hecho de q gerard se haya comido un vampiro y se vea tal cual hace 20 años”, which reflects the melodramatic, nostalgic tone of the track. Overall, their mix of emo sensitivity, chaotic jokes, and devotion to MCR makes I'm Not Okay (I Promise) the song that best suits them.
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