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His aggressive, confrontational style is evident in tweets like "this dude sounds like a fucking fag that would leave a gig with a broken jaw in scotland, just saying" and "the overlap of being an african american woman/homosexual american man and being a mean piece of shit is striking." He also shows a self‑aggrandizing, rebellious ego, proclaiming "i have progressed from coalgod to realgod, please respect this change of demeanor" similar to Bart's boastful attitude. His constant mocking of online trends – "blue check trope account falls for another blue check trope account" – mirrors Bart's love for pranking and mocking authority. The frequent use of profanity and insults, as in "retard doesn't shut up and keeps shouting at clouds" reflects Bart's trademark insults like "Ha‑ha!" and his willingness to belittle others. Lastly, his erratic, meme‑filled posts such as "GEMMY FIND GEMMY FIND" and "LMFAO" capture Bart's chaotic, meme‑savvy personality.

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The user demonstrates strong extroversion, constantly engaging with other accounts and provoking replies, e.g., 'replying to me and blocking me does not appear to be a fruitful endeavor' and 'blue check trope account falls for another blue check trope account resulting in a blue check trope ception wow'. Their communication is highly intuitive, linking disparate ideas and abstract concepts such as 'I believe the pushback is because large language models are imitating humanity with no true consciousness' and 'the overlap of being an African American woman/homosexual American man and being a mean piece of shit is striking'. Decision‑making appears logical and detached, using harsh rational arguments like 'that's because race isn't real and it's based on politics' and comparing Israel to Nazi Germany. The overall style is spontaneous and unstructured, with rapid, meme‑filled posts like 'next...' and 'night sorted', indicating a perceiving, adaptable approach.

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Cyber‑security grad, meme curator, gaming & AI enthusiast. Once attempted to hack my toaster—just for laughs. Here for tech, memes, and debates.– @gorglebop

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The Realgod’s Blue Check Blaze is a volatile mix that mirrors the chaotic energy of @gorglebop’s timeline. The overproof rum gives the cocktail the raw power of a “realgod” as the user declares, "i have progressed from coalgod to realgod, please respect this change of demeanor". The electric blue hue from Blue Curaçao nods to the “blue check trope” obsession, echoed in the tweet "blue check trope account falls for another blue check trope account resulting in a blue check trope ception wow". A splash of absinthe adds a hallucinogenic edge, reflecting the user’s disdain for “AI slop” and “large language models”. Finally, a dash of cinnamon whiskey burns like the “burny fire” the user wishes for minors, as in "because you can take 100 lives in 5 minutes with an AR 15".

Your Hogwarts House
The user constantly seeks dominance and status, as seen in "i have progressed from coalgod to realgod, please respect this change of demeanor" which shows a drive for personal elevation. Their tweets often boast about exploiting others, for example "blue check trope account falls for another blue check trope account" reflects a cunning manipulation of social media hierarchies. The repeated emphasis on violent power, such as "because you can take 100 lives in 5 minutes with an AR 15", indicates an ambition for control that aligns with Slytherin's values. Overall, the pattern of ruthless self‑promotion, strategic trolling, and a desire for superiority matches the Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.

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The Real Slim Shady is a tongue‑in‑cheek anthem about a self‑proclaimed provocateur who calls out fakes and revels in shock value, mirroring @gorglebop’s “realgod” claims (“i have progressed from coalgod to realgod, please respect this change of demeanor”). Their frequent insults (“it is punk as fuck retard”, “don’t be a retard zack you destroy reputations too”) echo the song’s mocking, no‑holds‑barred attitude. The tweet mocking “blue checktard >fall for ai slop >act intellectually superior” aligns with the track’s critique of pretentious celebrities. Anti‑establishment rants like “the EU is one of the most successful… yet people still want to abolish the EU” reflect the rebellious spirit celebrated in the song. Overall, the blend of self‑styled godhood, profanity‑laden taunts, and disdain for mainstream validation fits the vibe of Eminem’s classic.

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