Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequently uses jokes and absurdism, like office jargon self-parody in “me pumping myself up for a hard day of work at the office…” and wordplay in “born to be kitty forced to lock in”.
- Self-awareness: Reflects on own life and habits, such as learning adulthood in “as someone that has just started living on my own i dont know how people do stuff…” and acknowledging unhinged alarms in “i think i have the most unhinged alarm setting procedure”.
- Social warmth: Values friends and shared experiences, shown by excitement about being petted and social at cons in “you’ve caught me at a very kitty time of my life” and appreciation for a friend leaving a drill in “i love my friends”.
- Curious thinker: Engages thoughtfully with topics like tipping norms in “my new favorite subreddit to browse during work is r/endTipping…” and tax structures in “taxes and stuff are fascinating because the more i learn about them…”.
- Creative geekiness: Shows creative and nerdy interests, such as building bots in “Working on a discord bot feature where my friends can turn my lights on and off…”, tech Minecraft mods in “i really like minecraft tech mods”, and being an artist in “i am an artist from Israel and this is my art”.
Weaknesses:
- Financial impulsivity: Jokes about debt and risky money behavior, like “i need to debt maxx” and sports betting as a new hobby in “2025 is the year of new hobbies. Me personally I’ve taken up lying and sports betting”.
- Sleep discipline: Struggles with healthy routines, shown by staying up gaming in “ive been staying up too late playing football on my phone” and odd sleep choices in “i need to sleep but im not tired and my back kinda hurts so im sleeping on the ground”.
- Household organization: Signals difficulty with practical life management, as in “as someone that has just started living on my own i dont know how people do stuff and live life etc everything is so complicated” and keeping alcohol oddly stored in “i think it’s quite funny that i keep my alcohol collection in my closet”.
- Online fixation: Spends a lot of time immersed in internet content, like “my guilty pleasure recently has been scrolling reddit because my feed just shows me the most random shit…” and getting too locked into Minecraft in “i meant to go to the store tonight to get gin but i got too locked in playing minecraft”.
- Provocative posting: Enjoys stirring reactions, shown explicitly in “my love language is ragebaiting people”, which can strain interactions if others don’t share that humor.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The mix of earnest thoughtfulness, nerdy interests, and political awareness lines up most with Lisa Simpson. They’re reflective and socially conscious, like when they suggest an economic protest instead of a normal strike in “i think instead of having a general strike on February 28th everyone just withdraw all of their money out of their banks on February 28th. i think that would be a lot more effective” and critique labor norms in “ive noticed jobs get so much easier as they pay more… my current job is like ‘yeah sure you can take 7 days off your first month’”. Like Lisa, they’re a bit of a young overachiever figuring out adulthood, as seen in “as someone that has just started living on my own i dont know how people do stuff and live life etc everything is so complicated and hard to do” and in their year recap of travel, career, and transition milestones in “2025 gormy achievements: visited 10 countries… got a software engineering job… moved into an apartment… properly started estrogen”. Their love of niche hobbies and internet subcultures—like browsing odd subreddits in “my guilty pleasure recently has been scrolling reddit because my feed just shows me the most random shit from the most random subreddits it’s amazing” and caring about sports strategy in “i think football is an amazing sport but it’s so hard to explain to people what the point of football is. it’s such a complicated sport”—fits Lisa’s curious, analytical side. At the same time, their strong attachment to cats and slightly dorky, tender self-description in tweets like “born to be kitty forced to lock in” echo Lisa’s soft, animal-loving core and her mix of seriousness with quietly goofy charm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraverted tendencies: they enjoy conventions and meeting people (“im at mff if you want to meet me idk come try n find me”), openly share life updates (“i finally got approved for the apartment lmao i move in saturday”), and invite others into their experiences (“hi im gormy”). Their focus leans toward Intuition: they enjoy big-picture musing about systems and culture, like tipping norms (“my new favorite subreddit to browse during work is r/endTipping… some people act like servers are the upper class”), economics and tax structures (“taxes and stuff are fascinating because the more i learn about them the more i realize there’s a lot of loopholes”), and social media dynamics (“my favorite part about twitter is that it has a bare bones auto moderation… but if your tweet is funny enough you can just take a screenshot”). They appear more Feeling than Thinking: their tweets are saturated with relational and emotional content—about queer community (“happy thanksgiving to all queer people have to spend all day today with their transphobic family getting misgendered”), cats and affection (“i really wouldn’t mind being a cat the more i think about it i could wear my collar at my parents house if i were a cat”), and playfully caring for others (“see when i demand cuddles twice a day and force you to go on walks with me i'm not an attention whore i'm just looking out for your health”). Their lifestyle looks Perceiving: they are spontaneous, often procrastinate or get distracted (“i meant to go to the store tonight to get gin but i got too locked in playing minecraft”), experiment with chaotic systems like a bot controlling their lights (“Working on a discord bot feature where my friends can turn my lights on and off whenever they want what's the worst that can happen here”), and embrace many hobbies and impulses (“2025 is the year of new hobbies. Me personally I’ve taken up lying and sports betting”). Altogether, their playful social energy, abstract commentary on systems, emotionally-driven perspectives, and flexible, exploratory lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 2025 was the year of new hobbies and you took up lying and sports betting — wanna add ‘recklessly betting on a date with me’ to that list?
- If your friends can already turn your lights on and off with a Discord bot, can I just earn API access to your heart the old-fashioned way and take you out for drinks from that closet bar?
- You’re a football enjoyer, Minecraft tech mod nerd, and a Twitter Glaceon who makes art and goes to furry cons. That’s dangerously close to ‘perfect match’ in my playbook — mind if I run a little two‑person scrimmage sometime?
- You said living alone is complicated and hard to do; I’m very good at building IKEA furniture, drilling holes at 2am, and enforcing twice‑a‑day cuddle quotas. We could optimize this whole ‘adulthood’ thing together.
- You keep saying you were born to be kitty and that you instinctively make biscuits under the blankets — I’m just saying, if you ever need a designated human to provide pets and warm laps, I am absolutely taking applications.
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Software dev, wandering artist & part‑time cat. Once got a mild allergic reaction from a first kiss and decided that counts as character development.– @GormBuluu
Your signature cocktail
The Indigo Kitty Glaceon
This drink hides its gin in the closet, a nod to them admitting “i think it’s quite funny that i keep my alcohol collection in my closet”, so it starts off a little secretive but definitely strong. The blue curaçao is pure Twitter Glaceon energy, shimmering and icy like their bio and posts such as “i am an artist from Israel and this is my art”. Elderflower liqueur adds a soft, queer sweetness for the kitty who says “you’ve caught me at a very kitty time of my life” and dreams of cuddles and walks while insisting “i’m not an attention whore i’m just looking out for your health”. Tonic with lemon keeps it a bit bitter and grounded, fitting someone who doomscrolls weird subreddits like “my new favorite subreddit rn is r/GlobalEntry” and “my new favorite subreddit to browse during work is r/endTipping” while navigating adult life and taxes in “as someone that has just started living on my own i dont know how people do stuff and live life etc”. Finally, the crushed ice and blue sugar rim echo their sports-betting, coin-game, and techy chaos from “2025 is the year of new hobbies. Me personally I’ve taken up lying and sports betting” and “i love the coin game”, making the whole thing a bright, fizzy, slightly unhinged but very huggable cocktail.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a consistent pattern of intellectual curiosity and analytical thinking that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They treat topics like taxes and loopholes as an interesting system to study rather than just complain about, writing that “taxes and stuff are fascinating because the more i learn about them the more i realize there’s a lot of loopholes you can do to avoid taxes and such if you’re not poor”, which shows a reflective, systems-oriented mindset. Their humor is heavily idea-based and meta, such as their observation that “my new favorite subreddit rn is r/GlobalEntry and it’s full of people commenting stuff like ‘my global entry got revoked for throwing an orange away’ and the comments are all like ‘you deserve to have it revoked and you’ll never get it back like you deserve’”, and their critique of AI markets in “i like how ai bros are convincing themselves we’re not in an ai bubble because ‘everyone is saying it’s an ai bubble therefore it cannot be a bubble’”. They also blend creativity and tech, e.g. “Working on a discord bot feature where my friends can turn my lights on and off whenever they want” and “my friend made a bot to keep track of how much money people owe me… It’s quite a good bot feature i must say”, which shows inventive, playful problem-solving. While they clearly value relationships and comfort (cats, cuddles, friends, conventions), their defining traits are cleverness, curiosity about complex systems, and a witty, reflective way of engaging with the world—hallmarks of Ravenclaw more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
A fitting song for @GormBuluu is girls by girl in red, which captures queer, slightly chaotic, but ultimately soft and affectionate energy. She openly talks about liking girls and her own messy, funny romantic history, like when she mentions that “the first time i kissed a girl she ate peanut butter before we kissed and i got a bit of an allergic reaction and it was really hot”. There’s also a playful, emotionally open side to her, from posting about wanting cuddles and walks as care rather than neediness (“see when i demand cuddles twice a day and force you to go on walks with me i'm not an attention whore i'm just looking out for your health”) to embracing being “kitty coded” and very tactile (“you’ve caught me at a very kitty time of my life”). The song’s mix of yearning, queer joy, and low-stakes chaos lines up with her posts about conventions, new life phases, and soft domestic chaos like “as someone that has just started living on my own i dont know how people do stuff and live life etc everything is so complicated and hard to do”. Overall, girls reflects her queer identity, her affectionate cat-girl vibes, and the emotionally honest, slightly unhinged charm that runs through her timeline.
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