Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Civic Engagement: He holds a leadership role as Schatzmeister @Piraten_NBG and volunteers his time delivering PCs to refugees.
- Technical Proficiency: As a Software Developer, he builds custom applications and identifies complex UX/UI flaws in modern software.
- Social Responsibility: He actively promotes the “NieWiederIstJetzt” movement and advocates for humane asylum policies.
- Pragmatic Altruism: He prioritized community service over a holiday party to ensure others could attend language courses.
- Transatlantic Awareness: He maintains a critical eye on global political shifts and corporate ethics regarding international platforms.
Weaknesses:
- Low Frustration Tolerance: He frequently vents about delivery delays and software updates using aggressive emojis and language.
- Impatience: He returned an Amazon delivery simply because it required a one-time password instead of being left at the door.
- Combative Tone: He uses harsh insults like “OB IHR ALLE BESCHEUERT SEID” when discussing political opposition or “Vollhorst” for UI designers.
- Public Outbursts: He often tags corporate support accounts to publicly complain about minor service glitches or bank security features.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lars is a highly principled, politically active individual who frequently expresses frustration with the lack of logic and ethics in society, mirroring Lisa's intellectual activism. Much like Lisa's skepticism of corporate incompetence, he calls out bad service and illogical software design, asking “wtf @msigaming why does your LED software need my location?”. He shares her progressive values and dedication to social causes, often using his platform to promote transparency and fight corruption with hashtags like “#NieWiederIstJetzt” and “Transparenz statt Korruption”. Despite his frequent annoyance with the world, he remains deeply compassionate, spending his time “delivering PCs for refugees” and advocating for the vulnerable, much like Springfield's moral compass.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Lars demonstrates Introversion (I) through his focus on technical development, solitary gaming as a 'Restoration Druid,' and preferring a “new Star Trek sweater” over social events. His Intuition (N) is evident in his systemic thinking regarding “transparency instead of corruption” and his critique of broader societal shifts, such as the “digitalization” failures in Germany. As a Thinking (T) type, he uses logic to solve technical bugs and bluntly criticizes poor software design, noting that “no one wants or needs” AI forced into every device. Finally, his Judging (J) trait is shown through his role as a “Schatzmeister” and his high expectations for efficiency, frequently calling out companies for “bad style” in user experience or disorganized delivery logistics.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Restoration Druid? Because you just cast Rejuvenation on my heart and honestly, I’ve never seen a better 'top-off' than you.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a DHL driver—I’ll never abort a delivery to your heart, even if the streets are covered in snow.
- I’d never ask for your location like MSI’s LED software, but I’d definitely love to know the coordinates of your next Star Trek marathon.
- Forget the Sparkasse login—you’re the only thing I want to see 'automatically filled' in my calendar this weekend.
- I’m not a professional food blogger like Markus Söder, but I’d definitely post a picture of us if you’d let me take you out for a non-fetishized dinner.
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Software engineer & Pirate Party treasurer. Once skipped a holiday party to deliver PCs to refugees. Restoration Druid, Star Trek fan, and advocate for better UX.– @gossardla
Your signature cocktail
The Open-Source Druid
This cocktail is as complex as a Software Developer's codebase, leading with Smoky Mezcal to represent Lars’ fiery stance against injustice, especially when he shouts “f**** euch!” at those who misuse history. The herbal Green Chartreuse pays homage to his life as a Restoration Druid and his advocacy for medicinal cannabis, noting its “durchschlagenden Wirkung” on his health. German Apple Cider grounds the drink in his Diespeck roots, while a dash of bitters reflects his frustration with modern UX, like when he asks “Was ist das für eine Unart” regarding broken login forms. Finally, the fresh mint garnish honors his commitment to the environment and his pride in being “linksgrünversifft”. It is a strong, experimental drink for someone who values “Prioritäten, so wichtig!”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Lars demonstrates a quintessential Ravenclaw focus on logic, technical efficiency, and the analytical critique of broken systems. He frequently expresses frustration when processes lack intelligence or common sense, such as questioning “What is this bad habit of preventing browsers from automatically filling out forms?” or critiquing poor algorithm logic when “Lidl's algorithm is nonsense” compared to competitors. His wit and love for intellectual transparency are evident in his political demands for “transparency instead of corruption” and his precise appreciation for data, noting how “impressive how precise @Kachelmannwetter's predictions are”. Ultimately, his professional identity as a software developer bleeds into a worldview that prizes problem-solving and systematic clarity over mere tradition or impulse.
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The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
Lars Gossard embodies the spirit of a modern activist and digital pioneer who is deeply frustrated with stagnant systems, making this anthem for social change a perfect fit. His role as a treasurer for the Pirate Party and his constant call for transparency, such as demanding “Transparenz statt Korruption”, mirrors the song’s message of challenging the old guard. He frequently rails against the technical and political failures of the present, bluntly asking “Wird die Menschheit jemals aus ihren Fehlern lernen?”. Whether he is fighting for the “#weedmob” or criticizing the rise of the far-right by stating “#AfDmachtDumm”, he remains a vocal advocate for progress. Ultimately, his life as a software developer and activist reflects a man waiting for a more efficient, just, and digital future to finally arrive.
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