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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant bragging about their boyfriend ("I have best boyfriend ever Everyone b jealous of me") and their impulsive, attention‑seeking tone, combined with a love of video games ("Spent 2 hours diagnosing my pc … to play fucking Valorant", "I can’t put down Pokemon Go again"), mirrors Bart Simpson’s teenage swagger and need for validation. Their frequent use of profanity and exaggerated reactions ("If my sister died tomorrow I’d throw a party fuck that fake ass bitch", "Almost killed someone tonight") echo Bart’s rebellious spirit. The mix of petty complaints about everyday life ("What’s worse, the Trader Joe’s parking lot or the inside of the store?") and occasional moments of caring ("Just performed emergency surgery on one of the geckos #MomMode") reflect Bart’s occasional glimpses of conscience. Overall, the user’s self‑centered, mischievous, and meme‑driven style aligns most closely with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user consistently shares personal, social updates such as "I have best boyfriend ever Everyone b jealous of me" and "Bae and I got a king size bed this is amazing", showing an outward focus typical of Extraversion. Their tweets focus on concrete, sensory details—"Eating a bag of pretzels that expired in Oct 2024", "Got new glasses and I feel so pretty again", and "Just performed emergency surgery on one of the geckos #MomMode"—indicating a Sensing preference. Emotional language and value‑driven statements like "I am so in love", "I love my new home 🩷" and frequent use of emojis reflect a Feeling orientation. The random, spontaneous nature of the posts, jumping from work mishaps to memes without a clear plan, points to a Perceiving style. Together these traits line up with an ESFP personality.

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Las Vegas marketer, gamer & avid coffee drinker. Turned a $1k client error into a raise. Proud girlfriend, office door‑closer.– @gothtonyhawk

Your signature cocktail
The Crash & Burn Cosmo captures Haley’s high‑octane, chaotic vibe, echoing her bio "clip my wings and crash" with a smoky chili‑infused syrup that brings a hint of danger. Vodka provides the bold, unapologetic base that matches her "That place is hell on earth truly" moments. The sweet pomegranate liqueur reflects her constant bragging "I have best boyfriend ever Everyone b jealous of me", adding a love‑filled pink hue. A splash of lime adds the sharp sarcasm seen in the tweet "Real grown up shit", while edible glitter mirrors the sparkle of her endless photo posts and the playful "Punkin 😄😄" tweet. This drink is as flamboyant and relentless as her timeline, perfect for a night of gaming, Valorant, and endless selfies.

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The user frequently highlights personal ambition and status, tweeting "Just got another raise God is good!!!!!!!" and "Nothing boosts my ego quite like having my own office LOL walking past all my coworkers cubicles and closing my door feels like crack" which shows a drive for power and recognition. They also boast about being superior to others, as seen in "I'm better than my coworkers" and the repeated "I have best boyfriend ever Everyone b jealous of me" reflecting a self‑focused confidence. Additionally, the tweet "Made a $1,000 mistake for a client at work a month ago and now it's coming back to bite me in the ass 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍" suggests a strategic, results‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherin. While there are moments of loyalty, the dominant theme of ambition, self‑promotion, and a desire for personal advantage aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The user’s constant bragging about their boyfriend—e.g., "I have best boyfriend ever Everyone b jealous of me"—and the self‑described reckless vibe "clip my wings and crash" echo the high‑energy, love‑obsessed confidence of Beyoncé’s “Crazy in Love.” Their celebratory tweets about a raise ("Just got another raise God is good!!!!!!!") and falling in love ("I am so in love") match the song’s exuberant chorus that proclaims being “crazy in love.” The mix of playful drama, gaming hype, and unstoppable optimism throughout their timeline mirrors the track’s blend of pop swagger and fierce confidence.

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