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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Sarcastic: His frequent use of irony and hyperbole, like 'I used to be a huge advocate for Mental Health Awareness Month. Now I don’t want anyone to be aware of my mental health. In fact, if you talk to me, I’ll kill myself', highlights his sarcastic nature.
- Cynical: His tendency to express negative opinions on various topics, like 'sekiro is the worst fromsoft game' or 'when you turn a 2008 movie on and Time To Pretend plays during the opening scene you know you’re about to see one of the most mediocre movies of all time', showcases his cynical perspective.
- Opinionated: 'votes are earned and not given. joe biden has not come anywhere close to earning my vote' demonstrates his willingness to share his strong opinions on political matters.
- Humorous: His use of edgy and sometimes offensive jokes, like 'forcing my toddler to swallow one AirTag every two weeks so i can keep track of that little fucker when he goes to the casino', reveals his humorous and often unconventional approach.
- Observant: He keenly observes his surroundings, as shown in the tweet 'Got really stoned one time and started looking at my cousin’s friend and saying “You’re an evil person. You are dead behind the eyes. There is darkness in you down to your core.”', demonstrating his attentiveness to detail.
Weaknesses:
- Loneliness: His tweet 'stockpiling emotions, planning goodbyes.' suggests a sense of isolation and loneliness that he may struggle with.
- Trolling: His tendency to make edgy and sometimes offensive jokes, like 'Nice recumbent bicycle man, how long have you been on the sex offender registry?', can be perceived as trolling and potentially hurtful.
- Negativity: His frequent negative opinions and criticisms, like 'sekiro is the worst fromsoft game', can create a negative and pessimistic outlook.
- Self-deprecation: His self-deprecating humor, like 'I think my issue with meeting people is that I’m less attractive online, but I’m also not attractive in person, so it’s a careful balancing act between shit and more shit', may be a sign of insecurity.
- Reactionary: His statement 'It’s so freeing to stop being reactionary about everything and just start saying “I fucking hate this person, I’m not giving this attention”' suggests a tendency towards impulsive reactions, which could lead to conflict.
Your Simpsons character
Nelson Muntz
'woke thor' shares similarities with Nelson Muntz, known for his sarcastic humor, bullying tendencies, and love of pranks. Like Nelson, 'woke thor' frequently uses sarcasm and makes jokes that are often edgy and sometimes offensive. His tweets about 'forcing his toddler to swallow an AirTag' and 'Nice recumbent bicycle man, how long have you been on the sex offender registry?' are reminiscent of Nelson's mischievous and often cruel humor.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a time traveler, because I'm seeing the future with you.
- I'm not sure if you're a fan of Wes Anderson, but I'm definitely a fan of you.
- I'm not sure if you're into Emo Revival, but I'm definitely into you.
- I'm not sure if you're a fan of The Killers, but I'm definitely a fan of you.
- I'm not sure if you're into Grand Theft Auto V, but I'm definitely into you.
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A Portland-based cynic with a penchant for sarcasm and a love for all things weird. Don't be surprised if I tell you to 'fuck you to your friends' and then offer you a joint.– @governmentplant
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Slytherin
While 'woke thor' might seem like a Gryffindor at first glance due to his outspoken nature and occasional boldness, his cynical outlook and tendency towards manipulation, as seen in tweets like 'forcing my toddler to swallow one AirTag every two weeks so i can keep track of that little fucker when he goes to the casino', align more with Slytherin values. He's cunning, ambitious, and often uses his wit to get what he wants, even if it means bending the rules or taking advantage of others. His sarcastic humor and tendency to troll also suggest a Slytherin's penchant for mischief and an enjoyment of playing mind games.
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
The song 'Mr. Brightside' by The Killers captures the feeling of betrayal and cynicism that 'woke thor' often expresses in his tweets. The lyrics 'Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine' and 'I've got a feeling that I'm not gonna be around' resonate with 'woke thor's' sense of isolation and his tendency to criticize the world around him. The song's upbeat tempo and catchy melody also contrast with the lyrics, creating a sense of irony and dark humor that aligns with 'woke thor's' personality.
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