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'woke thor' shares similarities with Nelson Muntz, known for his sarcastic humor, bullying tendencies, and love of pranks. Like Nelson, 'woke thor' frequently uses sarcasm and makes jokes that are often edgy and sometimes offensive. His tweets about 'forcing his toddler to swallow an AirTag' and 'Nice recumbent bicycle man, how long have you been on the sex offender registry?' are reminiscent of Nelson's mischievous and often cruel humor.

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A Portland-based cynic with a penchant for sarcasm and a love for all things weird. Don't be surprised if I tell you to 'fuck you to your friends' and then offer you a joint.– @governmentplant

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While 'woke thor' might seem like a Gryffindor at first glance due to his outspoken nature and occasional boldness, his cynical outlook and tendency towards manipulation, as seen in tweets like 'forcing my toddler to swallow one AirTag every two weeks so i can keep track of that little fucker when he goes to the casino', align more with Slytherin values. He's cunning, ambitious, and often uses his wit to get what he wants, even if it means bending the rules or taking advantage of others. His sarcastic humor and tendency to troll also suggest a Slytherin's penchant for mischief and an enjoyment of playing mind games.

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The song 'Mr. Brightside' by The Killers captures the feeling of betrayal and cynicism that 'woke thor' often expresses in his tweets. The lyrics 'Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine' and 'I've got a feeling that I'm not gonna be around' resonate with 'woke thor's' sense of isolation and his tendency to criticize the world around him. The song's upbeat tempo and catchy melody also contrast with the lyrics, creating a sense of irony and dark humor that aligns with 'woke thor's' personality.

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