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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: hyper-intelligent, obsessive about connecting clues, and a bit exasperated that nobody else is taking things as seriously as they are. Their elaborate theory-crafting and corkboard work echo Lisa’s investigative streak and need to intellectually dissect her world, especially in posts like "I've decided to frequently share my thoughts and speculations, as well as concreting theories for why they may be." and "Unspoken rule: If at LEAST ~4 strings lead to it, it's probably correct.". The intense, sleep-deprived dedication to a project mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overwork herself intellectually and emotionally, such as when they say "I've never felt more COMPULSIVE… THIS IS A DIRECT ELABORATION… I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS!". At the same time, their frustrated moralizing about effort and responsibility in "A RAISE isn't just GIVEN, IT'S EARNED!!!! And, quite FRANKLY, NONE of you SLACKING KNUCKLEHEADS have EARNED it!!! Maybe DO your JOB????" fits Lisa’s preachy, principled side. Finally, the mix of social irritation and secret pride in being the "favorite"—for instance "I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS THE FAVORITE EMPLOYEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"—captures Lisa’s blend of insecurity, ambition, and desire to be recognized for her hard work.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: although loud and expressive online, they repeatedly show preference for working alone and dismissing socializing, e.g. “I don't NEED you dolts and your little 'hangout' sessions to have FUN. I'm perfectly capable of doing my own thing! Being UNBOTHERED!”, and they obsess over internal projects like their corkboard theories rather than group activities. They are clearly Intuitive rather than Sensing, constantly spinning big-picture explanations and conspiratorial frameworks, as seen in their ongoing theory posts like “Has ANYONE ever noticed that, without a doubt, SOMETHING odd is going on around here? I've decided to frequently share my thoughts and speculations, as well as concreting theories for why they may be.” and the dream-analysis threads about recurring symbolism. Their tone is strongly Thinking: they are blunt, critical, and standards-driven, especially in “To everyone INSISTING on getting a raise, CAN IT, ALREADY!!! ... A RAISE isn't just GIVEN, IT'S EARNED!!!! And, quite FRANKLY, NONE of you SLACKING KNUCKLEHEADS have EARNED it!!!”, prioritizing competency and responsibility over harmony. They also show strong Judging preferences: they value structure and control, obsessing over restoring and organizing their corkboard (“It took a WHILE, but I've managed to restore, WELL, MOST OF IT... It MIGHT look convoluted and messy, but I told myself; as long as it makes sense to ME, that's ALL that matters!”) and reacting intensely when that system is disrupted (“Literally JUST woke up to find... Everything– EVERYTHING trashed. ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.”). Combining an internally focused, theory-heavy mindset with sharp critiques and a desire for personal systems and long-term plans, they best fit INTJ.

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Technical Director & stage manager for Mr. “Ant” Tenna. Coffee at 8pm, corkboard detective by midnight, somehow still keeping the cameras rolling.– @gpippins6453

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This cocktail is powered by a double-shot espresso for their proudly sleep-deprived grind, echoing their claim that they’re “perfectly SANE!!!!!!” without rest in “...I am not only FINE, but PERFECTLY SANE!!!!!! I get it! Some folks just function better WITHOUT the good night's rest you're all used to.” The overproof spiced rum channels their explosive, no-nonsense rants at coworkers demanding raises in “To everyone INSISTING on getting a raise, CAN IT, ALREADY!!! ... Maybe DO your JOB????” and their general short fuse with “DIMWITS.” The red chili tincture represents the obsessive, slightly unhinged intensity of their theory threads and corkboard webs in “All right... I've had enough... Has ANYONE ever noticed that, without a doubt, SOMETHING odd is going on around here? I've decided to frequently share my thoughts and speculations...” and “Unspoken rule: If at LEAST ~4 strings lead to it, it's probably correct. A.K.A... I NEED MORE RED STRING ASAP!!!!!!”. A black cherry cola reduction adds dark sweetness for the rare moments of genuine joy and appreciation, like being the “favorite employee” and treasuring the boss’s gift in “I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS THE FAVORITE EMPLOYEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “It makes you WONDER... JUST HOW DOES HE KNOW ME SO WELL????????”. Finally, a smoked sea salt foam mirrors the wreckage of their vandalized workspace and battered camera in “...EVERYTHING trashed. ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.” and “NOW, I've gotta' grin and bare with a BEATEN camera.”, adding a dramatic, theatrical top note fitting a Technical Director who insists they don’t need help in “Hard work REALLY goes to show; I don't NEED HELP!”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a strong mix of analytical thinking, obsessive theorizing, and creativity that aligns most closely with Ravenclaw. They explicitly frame their whole posting project as a long-term investigation, saying they’ll be “frequently share my thoughts and speculations, as well as concreting theories” in a thread about strange happenings: “Has ANYONE ever noticed that, without a doubt, SOMETHING odd is going on around here? I've decided to frequently share my thoughts and speculations, as well as concreting theories for why they may be.” Their corkboard/red-string obsession is classic overanalytical energy, with jokes like the “unspoken rule” about string density indicating truth: “Unspoken rule: If at LEAST ~4 strings lead to it, it's probably correct. A.K.A... I NEED MORE RED STRING ASAP!!!!!!” They explicitly choose research and theorycrafting over socializing, saying, “Why MAKE FRIENDS when you can MAKE extensive , yet easy to digest theories, instead?” Even sleep deprivation is framed as a side effect of overthinking and a compulsive need to elaborate theories: “I've never felt more COMPULSIVE. _____ CONTINUATION OF MY PREVIOUS THEORY THREAD. THIS IS A DIRECT ELABORATION to which I'm sharing my newest THEORY that was just too beautifully ludicrous NOT to share! And, If anybody was CURIOUS... I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS!” While there are hints of Slytherin ambition (wanting to be the boss’s favorite) and Hufflepuff work ethic (taking pride in restoring their board), the dominant pattern is an almost comically intense love of analysis, speculation, and pattern-finding—hallmarks of Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song is “Stress” by Justice, because its frantic, high-strung energy matches their intense, overcaffeinated vibe and constant chaos at work. They describe running on no sleep and spiraling into obsessive theories, like when they say “I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN THREE DAYS!” and obsess over their dreams being “ALWAYS the SAME THING.” The combative, confrontational tone of the track fits their frequent rants at coworkers and followers, such as “To everyone INSISTING on getting a raise, CAN IT, ALREADY!!!” and “You ALLLLL have this COOONTAST need to always pry into MY business, and I'm NOT HAVING IT”. The song’s sense of urban tension and mounting pressure mirrors how they react when their carefully constructed work gets destroyed, like the corkboard disaster in “EVERYTHING trashed. ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.”. Even their attempt to insist they’re fine — “I can ASSURE YOU... I am not only FINE, but PERFECTLY SANE!!!!!!” — lines up with the song’s feeling of chaos barely held together, making “Stress” a fitting theme track for their life.

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