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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal: He defends fan culture and friendship repeatedly, for example 'La amistad como un lugar... siempre te estará esperando ❤️' and 'la trinchera no se abandona', showing steadfastness.
- Studious: Frequent references to the university library, 'TFG' and being last in the study room ('fui el último en abandonar la sala de estudio') show seriousness about his studies.
- Devout: His pilgrimage to Rome, mass anecdotes and liturgical listening ('Viajé al jubileo...,' 'Escuchando marchas de procesión en la biblioteca') demonstrate sincere religious commitment.
- Passionate: Whether it's football, cycling or politics, tweets like 'Que viva el barrio.' and 'Quiéreme como Pogacar al ciclismo.' reveal intense enthusiasm for the things he loves.
- Witty: Playful, biting lines such as 'Menudo woke eres, sojas @elonmusk' and 'Quiero casarme con Carlos De Andrés, es la polla este hombre' show quick humour and sarcasm.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Tweets jump from sacred to profane (celebrating mass then going out partying), e.g. 'salimos de fiesta con el sacerdote... salimos a celebrar la resurrección', suggesting spur-of-the-moment actions.
- Confrontational: He publicly rails against authorities and rivals — 'basta ya con la represión' and direct insults to public figures — which can escalate conflict.
- Overinvested: He places heavy emotional weight on sports outcomes and sanctions ('Una vergüenza lo que ha pasado hoy en La Vuelta...') which may cause stress.
- Gossipy: Confesses to overhearing and sharing others' dorm/benchroom stories ('acabo enterándome de los rollos de las niñas... por favor cuéntalo fuera'), which can be invasive.
- Mood-dependent: His productivity and feelings swing with environment ('No hay nadie en la biblioteca y me siento hasta aplicado'), showing reliance on external cues.
Your Simpsons character
Ned Flanders
Ned Flanders is the best Simpsons match because of the user's sincere religiosity, friendliness and tendency to blend faith with everyday life. Like Ned, he mixes churchgoing ('Domingo de Resurrección', 'jubileo de jóvenes en Roma') with warm social rituals and genial cheer. He is community-focused, quick to defend others in the stands, and often injects moral quips into casual moments, much as Flanders does on Evergreen Terrace.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits because he demonstrates outgoing enthusiasm (Extraverted) with lines like 'Nos vemos en las gradas' and 'salir conmigo de fiesta tiene que ser la polla', showing energy from social moments. He displays Intuition through literary and moral reflections ('Si quieren aprender algo sobre el pecado, lean El poder y la gloria de Graham Greene' and 'Spes non confundit'), connecting ideas and values. His Feeling side appears in heartfelt, relational tweets: 'La amistad como un lugar... siempre te estará esperando ❤️' and strong reactions to injustices in the stands. Finally, Perceiving shows in his flexible, spontaneous schedule and mood-driven routines ('Ojalá y todos los días fueran viernes...'), preferring improvisation over strict plans.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If loving library hours and late-night processions is wrong, I don't want to be right — want to save a study desk next to mine? Nos vemos en las gradas.'
- 'I could be your Pogacar and climb every hill for you — but I'd rather cheer you on from the stands. Fancy a lap (or a coffee)?'
- 'You must be the Jubilee in Rome, because my heart just made a pilgrimage — will you let me celebrate with you?'
- 'I’ll buy you a manzanilla if you promise to explain why the Arsenal shirt is the hottest. Deal?'
- 'They say I’m the last one to leave the study room — I’ll stay for you, but only if you promise to bring snacks and stadium chants.'
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Library rat, stadium regular. Student, pilgrim, and stubborn fan — you’ll find me at dawn in the stacks and at dusk in the stands. Books, processions, football chants & bad jokes. Nos vemos en las gradas.– @gpsab99
Your signature cocktail
Mostaza Mecánica
The 'Mostaza Mecánica' plays off his recurring 'La mostaza mecánica' tweets and his manzanilla cravings ('Camarero, ponme una manzanilla que no puedo más'). It's bookish and slightly eccentric (mustard syrup nods to the joke), scholarly (vermouth for the library evenings) and social (a sherry top for the stands and tapas). It’s bitter-sweet and a little spicy — much like his mix of piety, humour and fierce fandom.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits him because of his fierce loyalty to friends and fellow supporters and his strong sense of community: 'La amistad como un lugar... siempre te estará esperando ❤️' and 'Nos vemos en las gradas.' He defends the stands against repression ('basta ya con la represión que sufrimos...'), showing devotion to the group rather than glory. While he reads and reflects, his daily life orbits around fellowship, rituals and steady service—classic Hufflepuff traits.
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Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
The chantable, stadium-ready riff of 'Seven Nation Army' pairs perfectly with someone who lives in the stands ('Nos vemos en las gradas') and celebrates the collective roar: the song is both rebellious and communal, echoing his calls for unity ('Que viva el barrio') and his love for matchday atmospheres.
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