Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Posts app concepts, drawings, and side‑business ideas (e.g., “Fuck it just gonna start posting concepts of apps now…”)
- Self-aware: Discusses ADHD diagnosis and personal reflections (e.g., “I got diagnosed with ADHD…”)
- Tech-savvy: Works as a healthcare AI engineer, talks about AI models and prediction markets (e.g., “Next open ai model gonna be named…”)
- Humorous: Uses meme‑style jokes about Half‑Life 3, Claude, etc. (e.g., “Wow. Half life 3. Just a day away.”)
- Ambitious: Pursues side quests, learning goals, and business ventures (e.g., “Need a miracle banger to break 1k before 2026”)
Weaknesses:
- Inconsistent: Repeats “Gm everyone” and mentions stopping “uncposting,” showing erratic posting habits
- Impulsive: Spontaneously launches projects without planning (e.g., “Fuck it just gonna start posting concepts of apps now”)
- Self-critical: Harsh self‑judgment like “functionally retarded” about college performance
- Attention-seeking: Frequent engagement bait, tags, and calls for interaction (e.g., “Gm everyone, tag yourself on the chart”)
- Work-life imbalance: Mentions nonstop meetings, burnout, and overworking (e.g., “I’ve been in meetings and huddles nonstop since 8:30am”)
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy matches Alex's blend of tech nerdiness, pop‑culture obsession, and cynical humor. Alex’s tweet "Work from home is just NEETdom+" and "Next open ai model gonna be named some bullshit like gpt 5.25 flaccid" echo the character’s sarcastic commentary on modern tech hype. The self‑deprecating line "I’ve been out of school for three years yet I keep having this dream like once a week" reflects the social‑awkward, often isolated vibe of Jeff Albertson. Alex’s side‑hustles—an embroidery shop and maintaining @fried_gpt—parallel Comic Book Guy’s part‑time gig at the comic store while dreaming of bigger projects. Finally, the repeated pleas to "touch grass" and the frustration "I’ve been in meetings and huddles nonstop since 8:30am what the fuck is this" capture the character’s weary, outsider perspective.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often focusing on internal thoughts and self‑reflection (e.g., "I need to go touch grass" and "I’m convinced he’s a government asset"). Their language leans toward intuition, constantly speculating about future tech and abstract ideas (e.g., "prediction markets will replace hiring contractors" and "Next open ai model gonna be named some bullshit like gpt 5.25 flaccid"). Decision‑making appears logical and analytical, as seen in comments like "What are the reasons why Fujimoto’s work is so hard is that he uses incredibly grotesque and comfortable themes..." and "I need to set aside a day weekly to go through the backlog of all the posts and articles that I said that I would read". Finally, the posting style is spontaneous and adaptable, with many off‑the‑cuff updates such as "Gm everyone" and "Need a miracle banger to break 1k before 2026", indicating a perceiving preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- As a healthcare AI engineer, you already know how to keep a system healthy—how about you run a diagnostic on my heart and see if it crashes for you?
- I saw you’re stitching masterpieces at @tanokey_shop; want to help me stitch together a perfect date, one thread at a time?
- If we were climbing a V2 together, I’d let you lead—just so I can follow the trail straight to your smile.
- I’m betting on a prediction market: 100% chance you’ll say yes to a coffee, unless you’re busy waiting for Half‑Life 3 to drop.
- Your 'Gm everyone' vibes are the perfect morning alarm—maybe we can turn a simple 'Gm' into a 'Good night' together?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
AI engineer (EN/RU) for health tech, stitching code & embroidery, @fried_gpt maintainer, chasing V2 climbs. Once debugged a model on a rock wall.– @gpt_alex
Your signature cocktail
Neon Neural Stitch
The Neon Neural Stitch blends a clean vodka base—representing the logical core of a healthcare AI engineer—with electric blue Curaçao, echoing the neon glow of AI models and the tweet 'Rubbing this and calling her a good girl while she synthesizes information for me'. A shot of cold brew coffee adds the caffeine-fueled hustle that Alex mentions in 'Gm everyone' and late‑night coding marathons. Matcha syrup nods to the anime and Russian‑English blend in the bio ('En/Ru') and the tweet about Hatsune Miku. A smoked rosemary simple syrup or garnish gives the drink a gritty, half‑life‑inspired smokiness, recalling 'Welcome welcome to city 17' and the climbing humility of 'Went climbing today … humbled by a V2'. Finally, the name 'Neon Neural Stitch' ties together the neural networks of AI, the neon tech vibe, and Alex’s embroidery side‑business.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user consistently sets high‑stakes goals, e.g., 'Need a miracle banger to break 1k before 2026', which shows strong ambition. They devise clever, profit‑oriented systems, as seen in 'prediction markets will replace hiring contractors. i want someone to unfuck my vibe coded app. i make a prediction market about whether someone will fix the repo and load $150 into no. a guy with a thinkpad sees it and opens a PR. before merging, he bets yes. he merges.', highlighting resourcefulness and strategic thinking. Their bio and tweets stress 'Looking for Side Quests' and running an embroidery side business, indicating a drive to acquire power and success beyond a single role. The recurring tone of scheming and suspicion, such as 'I’m convinced he’s a government asset I just can’t prove it', reflects a cunning, self‑preserving mindset. While they are technically skilled, the dominant pattern of ambition, cunning, and desire for personal advancement aligns most closely with Slytherin values.
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Your song
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
The Daft Punk anthem "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" captures Alex’s relentless drive to iterate on AI models and side‑projects, echoing lines like "Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger." Their tweet about "Next open ai model gonna be named some bullshit like gpt 5.25 flaccid" and "Rubbing this and calling her a good girl while she synthesizes information for me" shows a constant push to improve machine performance. The lyric "I’m a new machine" mirrors their feeling of being treated like a "stupid fucking clanker" by HR. At the same time, Alex’s self‑deprecating posts such as "My ability to fumble needs to be studied" and "Work from home is just NEETdom+" reveal the grind and burnout that the song’s robotic cadence underscores. Finally, the repeated "Gm everyone" mornings reflect the rhythm of a daily loop that the song’s electronic beat embodies.
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