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The overall vibe here is very Homer Simpson: impulsive, food-obsessed, politically opinionated, and frequently frustrated with work and life logistics. They constantly talk about food and comfort in a very Homer way, from wanting linguine and clams and marriage in one breath (“If you make me linguine and clams i'll marry you”) to demolishing pizza before it can become leftovers (“This pizza is better on the first day so I ate all 4 of my slices”). Like Homer ranting about Mr. Burns or the government, they have strong, blunt political takes, especially on ICE (“Fuck ice” and “Ice can eat a weiner”). Their struggles with money and jobs echo Homer’s perpetual employment chaos and financial stress, as seen in worries about a surprise Twitch charge (“rip my limited amount of bank money”) and job rejections (“Well I didn't get the job if thats what their asking”). There’s also a very Homer-esque mixture of self-deprecating loneliness and craving affection, from joking about needing a boyfriend to trim his beard (“Ah.. I need a bf to like, just trim my beard of the split ends and knots..”) to imagining being a “crazy cat couple” together (“Cant we just become the crazy cat couple together with 10 cats??”).

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They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary (Minecraft, cooking, photography) and they lament lack of a partner rather than describing a big social circle, e.g. “What's kinda funny is if I was gay i'd have a boyfriend.. But since i'm straight it's basically crickets”, and they spend days reading Microsoft Learn alone, as in “I spent the lsst 3 days reading stuff and got to level 5 in Microsoft learn”. They show strong Intuition through interest in systems and big-picture issues—policing, ICE, white supremacy, work culture—rather than just immediate facts, like in “If's actually kinda crazy cause this is white supremacy talk” and their detailed theorizing about a shooting in multiple tweets such as “Had a thought, but when comparing the NYT analysis video in slow motion…”. Their values-first, morally charged language points to Feeling: they center harm, injustice, and empathy, for example “Yes.. Alex Peretti and Renee Good, killed by federal agent who probably won't be punished or tried for murder”, “Fuck ice”, and “This is kind a form of secual assault.. so imma say no?”. Their style is opinionated and blunt but always anchored in personal and ethical reactions rather than impersonal logic. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they tweet about messed-up routines, money issues, and gaming instead of structured plans, e.g. “I slept thru Monday, yipee”, improvising with whatever food is around as in “Still got this red curry paste and tomato paste… To bad I used my scallop and don't have an onion”, and openly embracing drift in career direction, as in “this won't get me a job will it”. Altogether, an introverted, values-driven, idealistic, somewhat chaotic style fits INFP best.

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Ann Arbor photographer + craft beer nerd. Urbanism, Minecraft, and curry leftovers. Once slept through Monday, still on time for golden hour.– @GrapeCollie

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with Concord grape liqueur for the obvious 🍇 vibe and their playful self-branding, nodding to posts like “Grape crush” and their username. A craft pale ale reduction syrup riffs on their love of beer and occasional surprises like “Why is this beer so sour”, adding a bittersweet, hoppy depth that’s a little unexpected, just like their timeline swinging from food to politics. Thai red curry–infused vodka is a spicy, experimental kick inspired by their kitchen adventures and leftovers like “Still got this red curry paste and tomato paste to make a red curry soup broth from..” and “Mm leftover thai curry”, reflecting someone who improvises with what they’ve got. Bright lemon juice cuts through with a sharp, honest tang, mirroring their blunt takes on ICE and policing such as “Fuck ice” and “Yes.. Alex Peretti and Renee Good, killed by federal agent who probably won't be punished or tried for murder”. Finally, an activated charcoal salt rim makes it visually moody and a bit goth-satanic, tipping the glass to their “Hail Satan!” bio and dark humor about heaven vs. hell in “If heaven's real, it sounds like hell is better. Imagine spending eternity wirh crazy Christian mothers.”. Strong, a little sour, kinda spicy, and definitely not bland—unlike the “canes is bland af” chain they roasted.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong sense of fairness, empathy, and steady everyday care that fits Hufflepuff best. They repeatedly express concern for justice and how people are treated, such as criticizing ICE and federal overreach in tweets like “Yes.. Alex Peretti and Renee Good, killed by federal agent who probably won't be punished or tried for murder Vrs Laken Riley, who was killed by a random person on the street who is serving live in prison.” and “Fuck ice”, which suggests a grounded moral compass rather than a glory-seeking hero complex. They also display a desire for simple, mutual care and companionship, as seen in “Ah.. I need a bf to like, just trim my beard of the split ends and knots..” and “Cant we just become the crazy cat couple together with 10 cats??”, which reflects the Hufflepuff emphasis on loyalty and shared domestic comfort. Their self-deprecating remarks about jobs and relationships, like “Kinda haed for Gen Z to get a job anyways...” and “What's kinda funny is if I was gay i'd have a boyfriend.. But since i'm straight it's basically crickets”, show humility and realism rather than ambitious Slytherin striving or Ravenclaw intellectual identity. Even their lighter posts about food, games, and community—such as asking for “good reccomendation cor furry discord servers to join and vibe in..?”—highlight a desire to belong and support others, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits GrapeCollie is Creep by Radiohead, because so much of their posting blends self‑deprecating loneliness with wanting connection. They joke about how hard it is to find a partner, like when they say "What's kinda funny is if I was gay i'd have a boyfriend.. But since i'm straight it's basically crickets" and "Ah.. I need a bf to like, just trim my beard of the split ends and knots..", mirroring the song’s themes of feeling undesirable and left out. Their struggles with money and work, such as "I had a twitch sub I forgot about and it charged my card.. rip my limited amount of bank money" and "I spent the lsst 3 days reading stuff and got to level 5 in Microsoft learn, but this won't get me a job will it", echo the song’s sense of inadequacy. At the same time, they’re intensely self‑aware and a bit darkly humorous—seen in lines like "If heaven's real, it sounds like hell is better. Imagine spending eternity wirh crazy Christian mothers."—which fits the melancholy, ironic tone of Creep. All together, their vibe is someone who feels out of place, wants love, and copes with sardonic humor, making Creep a strong match.

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