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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: passionate, hyper-articulate about her niche interests, and unafraid of strong opinions. They have intense, almost academic fixations on art and artists, like The Verve, Christopher Nolan, and Heath Ledger, as shown by tweets such as “5 Things I like... which is difficult to simplify... 1. The Verve 2. Christopher Nolan's films 3. Trinkets 4. Dark Cabaret Fashion 5. Heath Ledger” and the tribute “It has been 18 years since the passing of Heath Ledger. He was truly a one of a kind artiste...”. Like Lisa’s rants about culture and ethics, they deliver sharp critiques of music and media, for example “It’s a glorified popularity contest for popstars and labels. We should stop taking it seriously now. A grammy doesn’t mean anything anymore.” and “i'm sorry but i dont like dave grohl... overrated af, and he makes bland music.”. There’s also Lisa-like frustration at being out of step with the mainstream, seen in “It feels lonely liking a certain member of a band when the majority of their fans are 50+ year old dudes…” and their mission-style posts like “I’m looking to make banger tweets to convert more people to Vervedom…”. Their emotional intensity and self-awareness appear in lines such as “Sorry if I might sound spiteful in some posts I just get passionate about things” and “Ok this acc sometimes sounds like I only listen to one band and one band only but I promise I listen to a lot of stuff”, which mirrors Lisa’s mix of idealism, earnestness, and occasional insecurity. Overall, the combination of nerdy cultural depth, strong moral and aesthetic stances, and feeling a bit isolated in their tastes fits Lisa better than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read strongly as introverted: they describe feeling lonely in a niche fandom and being out of place demographically, e.g. “It feels lonely liking a certain member of a band when the majority of their fans are 50+ year old dudes who will turn heads if you say something about them that isn’t just relating to music”, and most of their joy comes from solitary passions like films, music deep-dives, and making personal projects (keychains, Strawpage, Pinterest boards). Their focus is clearly intuitive, constantly connecting art to deeper feelings or symbolism rather than just surface details, such as using a song to describe complex emotional states in “You know what’s crazy is that I used to play Shes a Superstar because it was the best representation of what it feels like to float away while having strong feelings for someone” and talking about what certain cultural years "felt" like in “I’m no millennial but 2007 was a really good year culturally, 2016 was the decline”. Their judgments show a clear Feeling preference—value-driven, passionate, and protective of the artists they love—seen in emotionally charged tweets like “This is why I said that James Gunn is a cancer to the DCU because he can’t properly tell a story… all while shitting on his predecessors who are film innovators” and the heartfelt tribute “It has been 18 years since the passing of Heath Ledger… You left such a large impact on the world. May you continue to Rest In Peace ❤️”. They lean Judging because they care about standards and coherence in art and culture and often take firm, structured stances—calling out mislabeling genres in “No shade to the OGs MBV or Slowdive etc. but I hate the type of modern bands that shoegaze created… Like hello, deftones isn’t shoegaze” and criticizing the Grammys as a "glorified popularity contest" in “We should stop taking it seriously now. A grammy doesn’t mean anything anymore. You can just win it as part of promo”. Taken together—the introverted, intense emotional investment in art, the pattern-seeking way they talk about culture, and the strong value-based, principled takes—INFJ is the best fit.

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Gotham-based film & music nerd. Nolan apologist, Verve archivist, Heath & Amy lifer. Once missed a Verve tour because I was in preschool.– @grav1tygrave

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a London dry gin infused with Earl Grey, a nod to their UK obsessions and Camden daydreams in “I lowkey have the urge to visit the UK, like I really want to visit Camden and see the Amy Winehouse tributes …and maybe see some cute guys ehehe”, as well as their Verve/Nolan/Brit-heavy taste. The blackberry and plum liqueur brings a deep, melancholic sweetness for the Verve depressive-core of “The Verve is for depressives” and the romantic, slightly cringe floaty feelings of “I used to play Shes a Superstar because it was the best representation of what it feels like to float away while having strong feelings for someone (Cringe, ik)”. A smoky Islay whisky rinse adds that dark, cinematic haze worthy of a Christopher Nolan / Heath Ledger girl from “5 Things I like... which is difficult to simplify... 1. The Verve 2. Christopher Nolan's films 3. Trinkets 4. Dark Cabaret Fashion 5. Heath Ledger”. The dash of saline and dry bitters represents their sharp, slightly salty takes and rants in “This is why I said that James Gunn is a cancer to the DCU...” and “i'm sorry but i dont like dave grohl, i could care less about him, overrated af, and he makes bland music.”. Finally, an expressed orange peel over cracked ice keeps it bright, stylish, and a bit theatrical, capturing the dramatic, all-caps fandom energy of “EVERYONNNNEEEEE LOOOOOOK AT MY MAN” and the self-declared indie/twee aesthetic in “Im gonna start proclaiming myself as the indie queen of twee like it’s 2006”.

Your Hogwarts House
Mandy is intensely curious and analytical about the media she loves, constantly dissecting films and music in a way that goes beyond casual fandom. She praises Nolan’s work in a thoughtful way, e.g. reflecting on how a film 'blew my mind' in “I didn’t understand the deal with it and why it got so much praise but then I saw it and it blew my mind”, and she enjoys debating rankings like “These don’t get appreciated enough, I’m gonna have to go with memento”. Her music takes are similarly opinionated and reasoned, such as her critique of modern shoegaze in “we got dumbasses that think reverberated guitars and distorted vocals automatically makes it shoegaze… The original UK scene was so much better”, and her specific preference for pre-remaster Urban Hymns in “This is like trying to find the standard urban hymns that is pre remastered 2017 because I swear bitter sweet symphony sounds so much different (and better) than the remaster.”. She also revels in niche knowledge and aesthetics – from defending A Thousand Suns as Linkin Park’s best album in “A Thousand Suns is the best linkin park album and i will die on that hill” to embracing a self-aware, almost scholarly title in “i need to give myself a cool title related to my love for a certain guitarist… mccabologist (cringe but better)”. Even her fan projects, like wanting to write Nick McCabe fic and asking for ideas in “Thinking about writing my fic abt nick… send ideas… feeling creative rn”, show a creative, brainy engagement with her interests rather than a purely emotional or status-driven one. Overall, her wit, niche references, analytical takes, and creative projects align most strongly with Ravenclaw’s love of ideas, critique, and originality.

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The song History fits Mandy because it channels the dramatic, romantic melancholy and devotion she radiates as a Verve-obsessed depressive (“the verve lover” in her bio and “The Verve is for depressives”). The track’s themes of longing and emotional overwhelm mirror how she talks about music and crushes, like when she said She’s a Superstar was the best representation of “what it feels like to float away while having strong feelings for someone”. Its orchestral, sweeping sadness matches her Heath Ledger devotion and posts like “Today is an awful, awful day” and her intense emotional reactions to photos and films (“Just fell to my knees”). Lyrically, History feels like someone who over-feels and romanticizes everything, just as she does when she says she’s in her “flop era” but still “looking to make banger tweets to convert more people to Vervedom…”. The song’s blend of bruised nostalgia and cultish dedication to a feeling mirrors how she builds an identity around her obsessions, from Nick McCabe and Richard Ashcroft to Nolan and Amy, and even jokingly diagnosing herself with “chronic mccabeitis”.

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