Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings from hype to hurt, like venting about feeling unappreciated in “I'm so done with people who don't understand the things I do for them.”.
- Supportive friend: Shows pride and encouragement toward others, e.g. celebrating a friend in “I'M SO PROUD OF YOUUUU” and affection in “finally. we can kiss @RVitaly1474”.
- Humorous self-aware: Frequently jokes at their own expense, like calling themselves the joke in “YOU ARE THE JOKE MARKUS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA”.
- Creative artist: Regularly posts art and characters, such as the Arknights OC in “I made an #arknightsOC!” and Pokemon-inspired pieces in “HIT IT WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!!! USE THUNDERBOLT!!!!”.
- Playful personality: Leans into goofy, chaotic energy, like the exaggerated threats in “I am tired of forgive and forget It's time for chaos and carnage”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive anger: Frequently expresses wanting to ‘drop kick’ or ‘stab someone,’ as in “I swear I'm about to stab someone with a pencil or something” and “I'm gonna drop kick someone”.
- Public oversharing: Openly shares explicit and highly personal thoughts, like promising nudes in “I will literally tweet a photo of my cock if I get weedy from arknights” and explicit jokes in “Not my fault this pussy is good”.
- Conflict reactivity: Responds strongly when feeling wronged, e.g. “I'm so done with people who don't understand the things I do for them. Fuck this and fuck that and fuck you”.
- Attachment anxiety: Shows distress about being ignored or blocked, such as “Please text me back @RVitaly1474” and “I think you accidentally blocked me on twitter… I miss talking to, please reply to my messages.”.
- Self-worth insecurity: Often feels unwanted or mistreated, as in “Never getting treated right. Not even by the person who I was supposed to feel it from.” and “Well it's good to know you don't want me around. It's like you want me gone lmao”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account’s chaotic, mischievous energy and love of pushing boundaries lines up closest with Bart Simpson. They talk about wanting to cause mayhem and violence in exaggerated, cartoony ways, like “I am tired of forgive and forget It's time for chaos and carnage” and “I swear I'm about to stab someone with a pencil or something”, which fits Bart’s troublemaking streak. The overtly horny jokes and rebellious humor in tweets such as “Not my fault this pussy is good” and “I will literally tweet a photo of my cock if I get weedy from arknights” resemble Bart’s tendency to be crude and boundary-pushing. At the same time, Markus shows flashes of vulnerability and feeling unappreciated, like “It's okay. I'll leave if I'm unappreciated. There are other people who appreciates me and deserves my efforts.” and “I guess nobody really had my back the whole time, huh?”, which parallels Bart’s hidden sensitivity beneath his prankster persona. The mix of loud confidence, dramatic reactions, and secretly tender feelings makes Bart the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with others, joke loudly, overshare, and dramatize their emotional states in public, e.g. the chaotic energy of "WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKWITS RT THAT WEIRD SONIC PORN WE NEED TO TALK" and the unfiltered, performative confidence in "Geez I almost forgot I was a bad bitch". Their humor and creativity show strong Intuition: they play with ideas, fandoms, and exaggerated scenarios rather than concrete, practical details, like the playful threat in "Girl I swear if I become heather this 3rd of december I will fucking crash a car to a lake" and the imaginative drama of "I am tired of forgive and forget It's time for chaos and carnage". They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their tweets revolve around relationships, appreciation, hurt, and affection, as shown in "I'm so done with people who don't understand the things I do for them. As a matter of fact, I'm done doing things for people. Fuck this and fuck that and fuck you" and the earnest support in "I'M SO PROUD OF YOUUUU". Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: they are impulsive, chaotic, and flexible rather than structured or planful, promising wild stunts like "I will literally tweet a photo of my cock if I get weedy from arknights" and embracing spontaneity with "No because I do what I want and nobody can stop me lmaoo". Putting this together, their blend of loud social energy, emotional intensity, creative drama, and impulsive behavior most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, about that ‘Something is wrong with my egg’ tweet… if it hatches into feelings, can I be the legendary bird you told us not to use Thunderbolt on?
- You said ‘Go. Bad. Bitch. GOOOOOO’ — mind if I queue up right behind that energy and be the support character who actually has your back this time?
- You turned Minecraft grief into ‘I miss him (my minecraft dog)’ and relationship pain into ‘Never getting treated right.’ If you ever want someone who treats your heart better than you treat your Arknights rolls, I volunteer as tribute.
- You once promised to delete Snapchat for getting a specific gacha character and threatened to tweet a ‘cock’ for Weedy — statistically speaking, shouldn’t you be rewarded with at least one clingy, overly supportive partner by now? I can fill that role, no RNG required.
- You’re a Filipino furry artist who’s anxious about messaging people, listens to DECO*27, and forgets they’re a ‘bad bitch’ sometimes — if loving all that makes me delulu, then consider me the Markus of my own timeline: completely down bad for you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Furry artist & chaotic storyteller | Arknights/Pokémon enjoyer | Once nearly deleted Snapchat over a gacha pull, still making questionable choices– @GrayMarkus
Your signature cocktail
Next Door Weirdo: Thunderbolt Fizz
The high-proof spiced rum is for their chaotic, unfiltered energy and threats of cartoon violence, like when they said "I swear I'm gonna drop kick someone aaaaaa" and "It's time for chaos and carnage". Calamansi juice (or lime) nods to them living in the Philippines in "I live in the Philippines where they won't show the film till the 1st of November", and adds a sharp bite that matches their blunt honesty in "Fuck this and fuck that and fuck you". Honey-ginger syrup brings sweetness with a sting, reflecting how they hype friends up in "I'M SO PROUD OF YOUUUU" yet still drag themselves with "YOU ARE THE JOKE MARKUS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA". The sparkling energy drink or soda captures their overcaffeinated, feral fandom side screaming "HIT IT WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!!! USE THUNDERBOLT!!!!", turning the drink into a literal Thunderbolt Fizz. Finally, a dash of smoked paprika or chili tincture represents the NSFW feral spice and dark humor in lines like "Not my fault this pussy is good" and their unapologetic self-confidence in "Geez I almost forgot I was a bad bitch".
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Markus consistently shows Gryffindor-style boldness, impulsiveness, and a readiness to charge headfirst into conflict. Their default reaction to frustration is open aggression or dramatic confrontation, e.g. threatening to physically lash out in tweets like “I swear I'm gonna drop kick someone aaaaaa” and “I swear I'm about to stab someone with a pencil or something”. This tendency toward chaotic bravery over cautious self-preservation appears again in “It's time for chaos and carnage”, where they explicitly reject “forgive and forget” in favor of dramatic retaliation. Even in joking or sexual contexts, they frame themselves as the reckless, unrestrained protagonist, such as “I'm gonna gawk gawk gawk the artist so hard he won't be able to walk walk walk” and “No because I do what I want and nobody can stop me lmaoo”. Underneath the bravado, their explosive reactions to feeling unappreciated or betrayed—like “I'm so done with people who don't understand the things I do for them… Fuck this and fuck that and fuck you”—read less as calculated Slytherin self-interest and more as emotional, heart-on-sleeve Gryffindor drama, driven by strong personal values and a desire to be treated fairly.
Your movie
Your song
bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo
Their whole vibe is chaotic, horny, and self-aware, which fits bad idea right? perfectly. Their bio literally says “Making terrible choices 24/7” and “Next door weirdo”, mirroring the song’s theme of knowingly making bad decisions and leaning into them. They often embrace reckless, messy energy, like “No because I do what I want and nobody can stop me lmaoo”, and an unapologetic, cocky confidence in “Geez I almost forgot I was a bad bitch”. There’s also a mix of emotional volatility and drama in tweets like “I'm so done with people who don't understand the things I do for them. As a matter of fact, I'm done doing things for people. Fuck this and fuck that and fuck you”, which lines up with Olivia’s intense, messy relationship narratives. Even their unapologetically NSFW humour, such as “Not my fault this pussy is good”, matches the song’s reckless, flirty, and self-indulgent tone.
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