Grazhdaninskii
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Candid: He repeatedly uses plain, raw language to make his point — for example calling things 'долбоеб' or stating 'Путин фашистский диктатор' — which makes his voice direct and unambiguous.
- Reflective: He re-watches films and writes long pieces about culture and war ('пересмотрел Дюнкерк Нолана' and 'Давно хотел об этом написать... о культуре отмены'), showing depth of thought.
- Loyal (to family): His tender tweets about his son — 'Сегодня самому главному гражданину, моему Стёпке, 4 годика' and saying he only sees him by phone since February — reveal strong family attachment.
- Wry Humor: The frequent ironic one-liners and picture captions like 'Киса следит за вами' and the beer-photo routine show a consistent dry, comic sensibility.
- Curious: He engages diverse topics from movies to geopolitics to cancel culture ('писал большую портянку про всякую вот эту свободу слова'), indicating a broad intellectual curiosity.
Weaknesses:
- Abrasive: Frequent use of insults and harsh language ('долбоеб', graphic profanity) can alienate readers and close off constructive dialogue.
- Sleep-deprived: Chronic lack of sleep ('За последние 48 часов я спал примерно 2 часа') likely reduces patience and clarity at times, which he even mentions as making his thoughts 'сумбурны'.
- Public venting: He processes private frustration on social media — e.g., missing his son and sleeping problems — which risks emotional overshare and online fatigue.
- Impulsive sarcasm: Quick, biting reactions to news and people (many one-off insults and snap replies) suggest he sometimes responds before weighing consequences.
- Polarizing tone: His habit of aggressively labeling opponents and blunt political pronouncements ('Путин фашистский диктатор') tends to make him polarizing rather than bridging conversations.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Although Denys is politically sharp, the recurring beer-ritual, the affectionate but imperfect fatherhood and the messy, everyday mishaps (for example 'Утопил машину в луже и застрял посреди дороги' and repeatedly posting 'Пятничная фотка с пивом') make Homer a surprisingly apt match — both are deeply human, sometimes clumsy dads who use beer, blunt humor and family love to navigate the chaos of life.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
ENTP fits because Denys engages with ideas publicly, enjoys debate and provocation, and adapts quickly rather than sticking to rigid routines. His willingness to write long, exploratory pieces ('Давно хотел об этом написать... о культуре отмены' and 'писал большую портянку про всякую вот эту свободу слова') and to mock opponents (frequent use of 'долбоеб') shows the classic ENTP debate style. He posts energetically (extraverted online presence and live reactions like 'Йюххоу. Do you remember when you joined X?'), relies on intuitive pattern-spotting in politics and culture, and prefers thinking and argument over emotional appeasement — all consistent with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Want to join my Friday beer photo ritual? I promise to credit you as co-author of my best drunk tweet.
- If you're as good at purring as your kisa, we might both skip sleep together — I already did 'За последние 48 часов я спал примерно 2 часа'.
- Call me a 'долбоеб' if you want, but I swear I'll still send you the best cat selfies at 3 a.m.
- I've crashed cars into puddles and hearts alike ('Утопил машину в луже'), fancy holding my hand for the next adventure?
- You're like my ideal thread: I can't stop writing about you even after two hours of sleep.
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Ukrainian citizen abroad since 2001. I write about politics, culture, insomnia, cats and beer. Father of Stepa, occasional philosopher, acute critic of fools. Telegram channel ▪️ photos, riffs and late-night rants.– @Grazhdaninskii
Your signature cocktail
Stepan's Nightcap
This drink mixes beer ritual with late‑night writer energy: the dark lager honors his 'Пятничная фотка с пивом', the rye gives the gritty courage to call out fools, the black tea nods to sleepless nights ('спал примерно 2 часа'), and a touch of honey is for Stepa — the soft detail behind the rougher edges. It's bitter, warm and honest, just like his feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Gryffindor fits Denys because he repeatedly shows moral clarity, courage to speak out, and readiness to call out evil: he states plainly 'Путин фашистский диктатор' and 'Война путина ведь. Твёрдо и чётко.', which are bold moral stances. He doesn't hide from uncomfortable truths and often voices unpopular or blunt positions despite potential backlash. While he can be sarcastic and reflective, his general pattern is to confront injustice and name it, a classic Gryffindor impulse.
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Sunday Bloody Sunday - U2
U2's 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' — an anguished, politically charged anthem about violence and moral outrage — matches Denys's tone: he often expresses frustration with war and political violence ('То, что я наблюдаю... Смерть одного — это трагедия, гибель миллионов — статистика') and the song's combination of sorrow, anger and insistence on bearing witness reflects his mood.
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