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Bart Simpson is the best match because the user exhibits a rebellious, attention‑seeking attitude and a disdain for school, similar to Bart's classic 'skip school' mindset, as seen in the tweet "i should have skipped school to play league" and "drop out. its time to goon. dont do ur hw." The user also revels in hyperbolic humor and self‑irony, like "The strongest bouncer of the entire universe" and "whoever cares the least wins", echoing Bart's over‑the‑top jokes. Their frequent bragging about traveling, posting pictures, and mocking authority ("Can we get rid of people posting their own discord messages for thousands of likes plz") reflect Bart's love of pranks and shaking up social norms. Additionally, the user’s self‑deprecating and volatile emotional outbursts ("im actually losing my fucking mind man") match Bart's frequent temper tantrums. Overall, the combination of mischief, teenage angst, and a need for constant attention aligns closely with Bart's personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is outward and social, often greeting followers and tagging friends (e.g., "hey 😎" and "happy 21 to the best shaco na @UNHAPPYMEAL444 🫰😼"). They focus on concrete, sensory details and present‑moment experiences, as seen in "i just feel so in tune with my chi right now" and "peak wafer". Their decisions appear driven by personal values and emotions, such as the venting about family distance (“holiday season is simply so shit when ur whole family is estranged or 6k miles away”) and self‑critical statements like "im actually losing my fucking mind man". Their lifestyle is spontaneous and flexible, encouraging impulsive behavior (“drop out. its time to goon. dont do ur hw. its okay to not do any work today”). These patterns align with the ESFP profile, the “Entertainer” who lives in the moment, seeks social interaction, and prioritizes feeling over strict logic.

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Gaming & travel nerd 🌍🎮 | Coffee-fueled coder who captured a SpaceX launch from my balcony. Posting memes, vibes, & occasional life hacks.– @greasiexd

Your signature cocktail
The Pixelated Pandemonium captures @greasiexd’s chaotic, high‑energy vibe with a bright blue hue from Blue Curaçao, a jolt of caffeine from Red Bull, and a daring jalapeño kick that mirrors their ‘worst addictions that arent drugs: traveling doordash’ attitude. The vodka provides a neutral base, just like the tweet ‘i’m not the same person i was 5 pfps ago, im a changed man’, while the edible glitter adds the meme‑like sparkle of “space x from my house 😮”. The drink’s bold, unpredictable flavor reflects lines like ‘drop out. its time to goon. dont do ur hw. its okay to not do any work today’ and their love for gaming hype, as seen in ‘happy 21 to the best shaco na @UNHAPPYMEAL444 🫰😼’. The spicy finish nods to the tweet ‘i think i actually prefer being hungry to being full, being full is absolutely disgusting feeling’, delivering a punch that’s as wild as their timeline. In the end, this cocktail is a visual and gustatory chaos that perfectly matches their “the strongest bouncer of the entire universe” self‑image.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a self‑preserving, ambitious attitude, such as posting "drop out. its time to goon. dont do ur hw. its okay to not do any work today. keep scrolling on tiktok." which reflects a willingness to abandon conventional responsibilities in favor of personal gratification. Their desire for attention and manipulation is evident in lines like "whoever cares the least wins" and "You blocked me on discord and now youre going to die," indicating a cunning, self‑centered perspective typical of Slytherin. The tweet "Can we get rid of people posting their own discord messages for thousands of likes plz" shows a focus on gaining status and likes, another hallmark of Slytherin ambition. While they occasionally display bravado, such as "The strongest bouncer of the entire universe," it is more about personal swagger than heroic courage, aligning less with Gryffindor. Overall, the pattern of self‑interest, strategic self‑promotion, and a willingness to bend rules points toward Slytherin.

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The user displays a chaotic, rebellious, attention‑seeking vibe, similar to the persona Eminem adopts in "The Real Slim Shady". The song's lyrics about being controversial, calling out shallow social media behavior, and embracing a "bad boy" image match tweets like "Can we get rid of people posting their own discord messages for thousands of likes plz" and "whoever cares the least wins". Their self‑deprecating and identity‑shifting statements ("im not the same person i was 5 pfps ago…") echo the line "I'm the real Slim Shady, so please stand up" which deals with multiple personas. Additionally, the song’s defiant tone fits their defiant statements about dropping out, skipping school, and doing whatever they want ("drop out. its time to goon. dont do ur hw. its okay to not do any work today").

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