Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: He actively seeks out niche texts and historical references, even noting when documents like the “National Anarchist Manifesto” become lost media.
- Creative Imagination: He develops unique concepts and world-building ideas, such as his vision for “Hiberno Cossacks” or mythical creatures for the PNW.
- Collaborative Spirit: He shows initiative in building community projects, “looking for those who don't have established Substacks” to contribute to a zine.
- Self-Awareness: He acknowledges his own social challenges and personal quirks, often reflecting on his “particular strain of Autism” and how he presents online.
- Principled Anti-Misogyny: Despite the influence of his digital environment, he asserts that “No amount of ragebait content or memes will turn me misogynist”.
Weaknesses:
- Racial Prejudice: His timeline is filled with derogatory generalizations and “racial slurs” targeting various ethnic groups.
- Extremist Ideology: He openly identifies with radical movements, referencing “Esoteric Hitlerist” groups and National Socialist variants.
- Paranoid Thinking: He frequently posts about conspiracies, claiming “Englishmen... are homunculi created by the Rothschilds” or mentioning gangstalking.
- Physical Insecurity: He expresses deep dissatisfaction with his appearance and the fact he didn't “look like a Hollywood Chad at age 25”.
- Hostile Communication: He resorts to aggressive insults when describing people he dislikes, calling them “physically repulsive” or other derogatory terms.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like the cynical Jeff Albertson, Green Ray is a highly opinionated, socially isolated intellectual who lives through niche subcultures, obsessing over "lore" like Vampire: The Masquerade and esoteric political theories. He shares the character's elitist disdain for others, frequently dismissing online trends as “terminal brimstone” and complaining about the “undesirables” found in liberal spaces. His self-admitted “particular strain of Autism” mirrors the character's pedantic nature, especially when he critiques the “aesthetic POV” of geography or the quality of “Girl Slang.” Ultimately, his mix of gatekeeping, obscure interests, and loneliness makes him the quintessential Springfieldian basement-dweller.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Green Ray demonstrates Introversion through a self-described “particular strain of Autism” and a preference for online discourse over being a “public figure.” Their Intuition is evident in their preoccupation with abstract, esoteric systems, ranging from “Aryan Sarkic Technology” to theoretical political frameworks like “MLxLL.” They prioritize Thinking via a blunt, analytical, and often abrasive logical style, dismissing emotional appeals as “opticscucking” and focusing on technical definitions of race and ideology. Finally, their Perceiving nature shows in a flexible, “fluid system” of beliefs and a spontaneous interest in varied topics like “Hiberno Cossacks” rather than a rigid, organized plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a hidden folder in my Twitter DMs? Because I had to click 'show' to realize you're the absolute gem I've been looking for.
- I promise I’m not just a Toreador poseur—I’ve got the soul of a Nosferatu and the heart to put up with your specific strain of autism.
- Is your name William? Because as long as you aren't a 'Liam,' I think we’d make a pretty based pairing.
- Forget the O9A girlies and the astral blockers—how about we just project ourselves to a bar for an Old Fashioned with some Jameson?
- I’m no Portuguese Irredentist, but I definitely think you and I should form a united Iberia. It just makes sense from an aesthetic POV.
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Passionate about North American regionalism and urban futurism. When I'm not writing for independent zines, I’m exploring walkable cities with my dogs.– @GreenRay588031
Your signature cocktail
The Esoteric Old Fashioned
This cocktail starts with a base of Jameson, paying homage to his preference for an “Old Fashioned with Jack or Jameson” and his defense of “Hiberno Cossacks”. The splash of Absinthe provides a 'Green Ray' glow and a nod to his interest in “Occultic assistance” and “Esoteric Hitlerist” subcultures. The charcoal bitters reflect his disdain for 'coalposting' and the “terminal brimstone” nature of certain online circles. Finally, the singed sage represents his self-described “farting super racist” but 'nice guy' IRL persona, creating a drink that is strong, bitter, and highly experimental.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
@GreenRay588031 demonstrates a strong Slytherin preoccupation with lineage, hierarchy, and the preservation of a specific "Warrior Caste." He displays a high degree of resourcefulness and self-preservation, stating that “I may just have to become a public figure at some point because all my haters are part of the same network”. His ambition is tied to a revolutionary vision for his own group, where he advocates for a “One Party State” to achieve his goals. Furthermore, his fixation on “Aryan Race Warriors” and exclusionary tribalism mirrors the house's historical emphasis on pure-blood heritage and elite status.
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The Way I Am - Eminem
This song perfectly captures the defensive, anti-establishment, and defiant posture of Green Ray, who frequently discusses being an outsider and facing social rejection. He explicitly addresses his social isolation, noting that “People don't even crash out on me when they cut ties with me, they just nignore me”, mirroring the song's themes of being misunderstood by the public and peers. His self-identification as a “farting super racist” who is “a pretty nice guy IRL” reflects the song's focus on the dichotomy between public perception and private reality. Furthermore, his frustration with modern political and social labels aligns with the track's rejection of external pressures, as seen when he states, “Liberal spaces make us feel like undesirables”. Ultimately, the aggressive individualist energy of The Way I Am suits a user who openly embraces controversial labels and expects a “Warrior's Socialism” to rise from the fringes.
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