Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humor: Posts absurd jokes like “A flock of cows is called Ceese” and AI coolant meme
- Political Insight: Comments on NZ elections, Maori wards, antisemitism, e.g., “Andrew Little… let Jacinda replace him”
- Self-Awareness: Discusses medication effects, e.g., “I forgot to take my Vyvanse…”
- Creativity: Creates original analogies and meme formats, e.g., “If it wasn't bad, it would have been good”
- Openness: Shares varied topics from music to food, e.g., guitar series request, snapper fish praise
Weaknesses:
- Provocative Language: Uses profanity and harsh statements like “Fuck you it hasn't been 22 years”
- Topic Jumping: Rapidly shifts from Bitcoin to DDR4 to politics without a clear thread
- Sensationalism: Spreads sensational claims such as “US military hijacking… indistinguishable from Houthi videos”
- Overuse Sarcasm: Sarcastic remarks like “The americans… hurr I thought guns were banned!!1!!111!” may alienate
- Shallow Commentary: Offers vague opinions without depth, e.g., “My duality of thoughts…”
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user’s blend of pop‑culture obsession, sarcastic tech commentary, and frequent self‑aware jokes mirrors Comic Book Guy’s cynical nerd persona. For example, they quip "NVIDIA is exploding in value? Fuck me I guess." and mock political memes with "Communism's goal: To become a stateless, classless, MONEYLESS society. American leftist: The goal of Communism is cheaper burger." Both reflect CBG’s love of poking fun at media hype. Their "We're all allowed the occasional unhinged post, right?" tweet shows the same meta‑humor CBG uses when he admits to being a "nerd" who occasionally goes off‑script. Finally, the repeated references to obscure TV personalities ("I love will neff so much.") and random absurdities ("A flock of cows is called Ceese") echo Comic Book Guy’s habit of dropping niche references in his commentary.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user’s frequent public commentary and rapid sharing of memes shows an extroverted style, as seen in tweets like 'Running in the general election on the platform of abolishing codified law and running off vibes that feel right.' Their focus on abstract ideas, future possibilities and political theory – for example 'My duality of thoughts between my ground up syndicalism love & love of the power of economies of scale of central control are in conflict once more.' – points to an intuitive (N) preference. The tone is analytical and often critiques systems with logical arguments, such as 'Communism's goal: To become a stateless, classless, MONEYLESS society. American leftist: The goal of Communism is cheaper burger.' indicating a thinking (T) orientation. Finally, the erratic mix of topics, jokes, and spontaneous observations ('I forgot to take my Vyvanse this morning and I gotta say, it's way less shitty than when I used to forget my Concerta.') reflects a perceiving (P) lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a DDR4‑3200 memory kit? Because every time I scroll your feed, my heart overclocks and runs at maximum speed.
- I may not be a random USB stick, but I’d love to plug into your brain and crash the system of your boring days with a spontaneous meme‑swap.
- If love were a Bitcoin transaction, I’d set the gas fee to the max just to get my block confirmed in your timeline.
- You keep talking about Drumeo and guitar riffs—how about we make our own duet, where I lay the rhythm and you steal the solo in a night of music and laughs?
- You say you’re a silly goose, but I’m ready to be the serious goose that finally gets you to wing it with me over Hamilton’s lakes.
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Hamilton-based media & politics nerd, part-time meme curator, coffee addict. Once tried to plug a random USB into a government PC.– @Greshark
Your signature cocktail
The Anarchist Goose
The Anarchist Goose captures the user’s signature ‘silly goose’ vibe with a splash of Goose vodka and fizzy ginger beer, echoing the tweet 'I bring sort of a silly goose vibe to the timeline that serious geese don’t really like.' A shot of espresso‑infused coffee liqueur mirrors the ADHD‑fuelled energy referenced in 'Forgot to take my Vyvanse this morning and I gotta say, it’s way less shitty than when I used to forget my Concerta.' Bright blue curaçao nods to the tech‑savvy, crypto‑obsessed side from 'Getting a lot of bitcoin shared to my Google drive lately, I’m gonna be rich!' while a dash of Angostura bitters adds the political bite of 'Running in the general election on the platform of abolishing codified law and running off vibes that feel right.' The result is a playful yet edgy cocktail that feels like a meme‑laden, rebellious night out.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user shows a strong preference for clever, analytical humor and intellectual debate, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. In a tweet they write, "Communism's goal: To become a stateless, classless, MONEYLESS society. American leftist: The goal of Communism is cheaper burger," highlighting sharp wit. Their reflection, "My duality of thoughts between my ground up syndicalism love & love of the power of economies of scale of central control are in conflict once more," reveals a thoughtful, analytical mindset. They also engage with nuanced political topics, such as "They really are adamant about increasing global antisemitism via the conflation of criticisms of a state's actions with Judaism," showing curiosity and depth. This blend of intellect, curiosity, and witty commentary aligns best with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Alan's self‑described 'silly goose vibe' and his love of random, contradictory statements echo the whimsical, genre‑shifting nature of 'Bohemian Rhapsody.' He writes, 'you ever randomly get the feeling that you are just a passenger in your own body?' which mirrors the song’s opening line 'Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?' His tweet about 'My duality of thoughts between my ground up syndicalism love & love of the power of economies of scale of central control...' shows the same dramatic swings between ballad, opera and hard‑rock sections of the track. And the line 'Anyway the wind blows' captures his acceptance of the chaotic, ever‑changing stream of topics that flood his timeline.
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