Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Talent: Greyson is a dedicated artist who creates “hand drawn 16 posters” for school events and paints “giant 18x24 inch” canvases.
- Academic Achievement: Despite significant personal struggles, he maintains “mostly a’s and b’s” and is on track to graduate with honors.
- Musical Dedication: He shows high commitment to his school band, participating in “15 hour band day” events and competitions.
- Financial Responsibility: He demonstrates discipline by “saving up” his own money to preorder games and hobby items.
- Civic Engagement: He supports social causes by providing art for a “schools ice walkout” even when he cannot participate personally.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Harm: Greyson frequently engages in and documents “cutting my wrists” and other forms of physical injury.
- Suicidal Ideation: He regularly posts about wanting to “blow my brains out” and mentions a recent “failed attempt”.
- Substance Misuse: He admits to mixing drug use with self-destructive behavior, stating “i love to get high and cut”.
- Medical Non-compliance: He struggles with his health regimen, often “forgot to take my medicine” despite his physical pain.
- Maladaptive Coping: Greyson uses “transformers self insert whump” and escapism to avoid reality and school responsibilities.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Greyson shares Lisa Simpson’s core identity as a gifted but deeply alienated artist and musician who feels out of place in their family. Despite struggling with severe depression and a difficult home life, Greyson remains an overachiever, noting that they are “still graduating with honors and a civil arts pathway” while playing in the school band. Like Lisa’s dedication to her saxophone, Greyson is committed to their craft, even “writing 400 words of transformers self insert whump in class” instead of schoolwork. Both characters use their intellectual and creative outlets as a shield against a world that doesn't understand them, with Greyson even “hand drawing 16 posters” for a school walkout. This combination of academic excellence, social isolation, and a rich, obsessive inner world makes them a modern, darker reflection of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Greyson exhibits strong Introversion (I) through his preference for solitary activities like “sitting on my bed in my dark room scrolling twitter doing nothing” and his heavy reliance on an internal fantasy world involving Megatron to cope with reality. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on symbolic self-expression and creative pursuits, such as “writing 400 words of transformers self insert whump in class” rather than completing concrete assignments. He is a clear Feeling (F) type, making decisions based on intense personal emotions and values, often posting “vent art” to process his internal struggles. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows in his struggle with structure and deadlines, noting he is “so bad at school” despite his intelligence, and his spontaneous approach to lifestyle changes like hair dyeing and rebranding.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no Tomodachi Life Mii, but I’d let you spend all your saved-up bells just to make sure we get married in-game.
- Are you a Transformer? Because you’ve got more spark than the latest Skybound issue—and you look way hotter than Megatron eating one.
- Forget the civil arts pathway and the honors graduation; I’d walk out of any class just to see your neon green hair glow.
- I promise I’m a much better listener than your English teacher—you can vent to me for way more than 1000 words about whump and Megatron.
- Is your name Scaffolding? Because even though you're a niche interest, I've got a serious special interest in getting to know you.
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Greyson | 16 | Honors student and band enthusiast. I once dyed my hair green to inspire a kid, now it’s my brand. Passionate about art and civil pathways.– @greys0ncool_
Your signature cocktail
The Energon Glitch
This neon-green concoction is as experimental and high-strung as Greyson himself, capturing his aesthetic from the moment “my hair glows green”. The heavy bitters and absinthe represent the physical toll of his health updates, particularly when he vents that “this medicine is making me so nauseous”. Despite the bitterness of the 'shtwt' lifestyle, the drink is garnished with sweets because he’s “joyful as fuck w my milk and cookies”. Finally, the purple cherry at the bottom serves as the ultimate prize, because at the end of a long day, he just wants to go “sleeping with my megatron figure tucked in”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Greyson primarily identifies with the Ravenclaw values of creativity and artistic expression, frequently sharing his original fan art and manual crafts. He describes his dedication to his craft in tweets like “art is done yayy i 💜 megatron” and “makeing a megatron standee 💜”, highlighting a focused, project-oriented mind. Despite his mental health struggles, he maintains a high level of academic achievement through sheer wit and intellectual discipline, noting, “im amazed i have mostly a’s and b’s”. His analytical nature is also seen in how he documents his medical side effects and his specific, niche interest in “scaffolding” as a “special interest.” This combination of a creative spirit and an innate drive for academic success points strongly toward the house of Rowena Ravenclaw.
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The Village - Wrabel
This song perfectly mirrors Greyson’s struggle with gender identity and the friction with his conservative father, as seen when he notes that if his “republican dad finds out he will kill me” regarding his activism. The lyrics reflect the pain of not being seen, which resonates with his tweet about being “chopped depressed and i don’t pass yay 💚”. Greyson uses his hyperfixation on Megatron as a survival mechanism against his environment, expressing a desperate need to “re arrange my body … no tits no curves”. The song’s theme of feeling like a ghost in one's own home captures his reality of “hiding in the bathroom” and dealing with severe mental health struggles while navigating a world that doesn't align with his true self.
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