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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a principled, creative intellectual who often feels frustrated by the perceived ignorance or unethical behavior of others. They express a strong moral compass and disdain for corporate overreach, notably “OH MY FUCKING GOD I FUCKING HATE MICROSOFT COPILOT STOP SHOVING AI DOWN OUR THROATS”. Their artistic side shines through constant doodling and writing, even taking it upon themselves to “feed myself” by creating an AO3 murder mystery when they can't find content. They also share Lisa’s tendency to call out social issues, questioning if a comment is “just misogyny” or reminding fans “I see so many people breaking boundaries... You are not friends with them”. Ultimately, their blend of high-brow creativity and vocal activism makes them a perfect match for the sax-playing middle child.

Your MBTI personality Type
N exhibits strong Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary creative pursuits like fanfiction and drawing, noting they “do not need to sleep anymore” now that finals are over. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on abstract concepts, such as “Animal hybrid headcanons” and complex AU (Alternate Universe) world-building. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply emotionally invested in their interests, “sobbing at his door” for content and using evocative, poetic language in their bio. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through a spontaneous and somewhat chaotic creative process, admitting to a folder “full of blank canvases” and struggling with the structure of daily tasks like Wordle.

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Illustrator and storyteller specializing in Lifesteal AU fiction. From finals-week doodles to detailed digital oil paintings, I’m just an artist avoiding AI.– @grievethedead

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail captures the chaotic spirit of a sleep-deprived artist who lives for 'Lifesteal' drama and “drinking and drawing tonight.” The dark base reflects their “masquerade murder mystery au” and the phantom-like bio, while the high-proof kick matches the energy of someone “looking for literally any reason to crash out” before finals. It’s finished with a sharp, bitter edge because they “fucking hate Microsoft Copilot” and anything shoving AI down their throat. Despite the bitterness, it’s served with a garnishing of “tiny cutie pies” to balance the intensity.

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N exhibits strong Slytherin traits through their blunt resourcefulness and ambition to monetize their craft, explicitly stating they are “Becoming a furry artist” because they “need the cash bad”. Their self-preservation and cunning are evident in their willingness to pivot strategies when things aren't working, such as “Thinking about abandoning this account... because damn the algorithm does NOT like me”. Furthermore, they display a classic Slytherin 'us vs. them' loyalty, shown when they “ragebaiting the FUCK outta Spoomf” or claim their chosen groups “strong together”. This combination of financial pragmatism and strategic social positioning defines their house placement.

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The user’s online persona is deeply rooted in themes of haunting and creative obsession, explicitly stated in their bio as “Stay my lover, my phantom”. Their content frequently touches on the melancholy of artistic struggle and fandom longing, such as “Sobbing at his door like an ex begging for a youtube upload”. This specific song mirrors their dramatic, almost gothic flair for storytelling, seen in their self-authored murder mystery AU where they scream “STOP GHOSTING ME” to the void. The combination of their “spiritually 40” exhaustion and their dedication to Lifesteal lore creates a vibe of tragic devotion. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of an artist who finds beauty in the spectral and the “knight in shining armor” tropes they subvert.

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