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Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson is famous for his love of food and crass humor, which matches the user's frequent posts like 'Duck dinner with mashed potato tonight' and 'Just ate some really good pie.' The user also frequently spouts profanity and hateful slurs, as seen in 'Unlock your comments you absolute russy retard...' and 'Please stop representing us nigga,' reflecting Homer's blunt, politically incorrect style. Their self‑appointed title 'Master of Spiders' and constant garden animal pictures such as 'Garden Guardian, holding his position on the back steps' echo Homer's occasional backyard hobbies. The occasional family‑oriented moment, for example 'Sitting in the driveway … take my mum to her cancer treatment,' aligns with Homer's role as a caring, if bumbling, family man. Together, the blend of food obsession, crude language, and simple nature‑posting fits Homer best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extraversion by openly confronting others, e.g., "Unlock your comments you absolute рussy rеtаrd..." and frequently posting outspoken opinions. Their focus on concrete, sensory details is evident in tweets like "Literally went to throw a bowl of scraps down the back of the yard and there’s another Brown Snake waiting for me" and numerous nature photos. The decision‑making style leans toward thinking, using logical critique of groups and ideas as in "When will people finally learn that Pitbulls are awful family pets?" and "Libtаrds still think calling us Nazi is meant to be offensive?". Finally, the user’s lifestyle is flexible and spontaneous, posting impromptu observations such as "I high key forgot I went to a plant nursery today and took flower pics" and "Just went to take some trash out and there was slithering in the jade plant beside the door", indicating a perceiving preference. These patterns align best with the ESTP personality type.

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Australian wildlife photographer sharing snake & spider encounters. 📸🌿 Once chased a brown snake out of my kitchen. #Nature– @GRIFFALC0N

Your signature cocktail
The Griffalcon’s Venomous Outback is a bold, smoky cocktail that captures the fierce, nature‑obsessed spirit of @GRIFFALC0N. It mixes Australian gin with lemon myrtle syrup and bush honey for a sweet, earthy base, while smoked eucalyptus bitters and a splash of blood‑orange juice add the bite of a venomous snake, echoing the tweet "Literally went to throw a bowl of scraps down the back of the yard and there’s another Brown Snake waiting for me." The garnish of a gummy spider pays homage to their "Master of Spiders" claim. The drink’s fiery ginger kick mirrors the confrontational tone of "I enjoy checking libtаrds post to see my mutuals are already in comments flaming them," while the bright green garnish nods to their love of "#Farming" and garden photos. As they proudly say, "I’ve always said I’m in Australia…by all the spider posting," this cocktail feels like a sip of the outback itself.

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The user’s tweets show a strong drive for personal power and a willingness to use cunning tactics to dominate online discourse, for example 'Unlock your comments you absolute рussy rеtаrd...' and 'I enjoy checking libtаrds post to see my mutuals are already in comments flaming them ✨'. They express ambitious, self‑serving goals such as 'This makes me want to capture illegals and make them fight each other so I can win money' and repeatedly align themselves with right‑wing figures like 'I am Charliе Кirk'. Their fascination with predatory animals—wolves, sharks, and especially snakes, as seen in 'Eastern Brown snake' and 'My top 3 favorite animals: 1. Wolves; 2. Spiders; 3. Sharks'—mirrors the Slytherin emblem. The combination of ambition, strategic aggression, and snake symbolism points to Slytherin.

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The user’s aggressive, unapologetic tone – shown in tweets like 'Unlock your comments you absolute рussy rеtаrd. YOU Allowed this. You were WARNED this would happen.' – mirrors the defiant spirit of AC/DC's classic. Their self‑identification as a 'right wing nature account' and love of dangerous wildlife (e.g., 'Literally went to throw a bowl of scraps down the back of the yard and there’s another Brown Snake…') fits the song’s theme of living on a reckless, dangerous road. Being proudly Australian ('Yes it’s summer in Australia, how did you know?') aligns with AC/DC’s Australian roots, making the track especially fitting. The rebellious chorus 'I’m on the highway to hell' captures their confrontational stance toward ‘libtards’, ‘illegals’, and critics, echoing the same raw, unapologetic energy.

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