Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for bands and artists, e.g. intense birthday praise for Vic Fuentes in “HAPPY NATIONAL VICTOR VINCENT FUENTES DAY I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME”.
- Humoristic voice: Uses absurd and playful jokes, like the cactus bet in “if the new england patriots win the superbowl i, caboose grimwarl0ck, will eat a cactus on a twitter space” and the mock NFL draft bit in “Vic Fuentes has been emergency drafted into the NFL”.
- Creative shitposter: Shows imaginative, meme-heavy posting style, such as the hieroglyphic-esque bit in “𓇌𓅱𓅲 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 … David Baszucki” and surreal captions like “sematary is just like me because i also love my dead dog more than anything”.
- Community-oriented: Engages heavily with fandom communities and oomfs, e.g. tags like #PTVTWT and “me and all my ptvtwt oomfs”, plus frequent quote-tweets interacting with others.
- Openly expressive: Comfortable sharing strong emotions (joy, anger, affection), such as all-caps enthusiasm in “IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING REALLY BAD” and vulnerable emo lyrics in “YOUUUUUUUUUUU NEVER SAIDDDDDDD THAT THIS WOULD BE EAAAAASYYYYYYYY”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual explicitness: Posts highly sexual or graphic jokes, like “if ur a man and u sag enough where i can see ur asscrack i should legally be allowed to stick my finger in there” and “nsfw privs are for pussies i post abt wanting to see my favs fuck on MAIN”.
- Aggressive language: Uses violent or hostile phrasing, such as “they’re taking drake maye out back and shooting him tomorrow” and “im gonna bomb this island” about Tomodachi Life.
- Self-deprecating tone: Frequently talks harshly about self or state of mind, e.g. “every day i wake up pissed as fuck i don’t look like this” and “stop faking being depressed’ oh yeah? whats this then 😢😢😢😢”.
- Fixation on parasocial: Intense, bodily-focused posts about musicians risk unhealthy parasocial lean, e.g. “i want to gnaw on jaime's arm like a drumstick” and “#ImpregnateJaimePreciado”.
- Impulsive posting: Posts extreme thoughts and jokes without filter, like “im gonna fill him with so much of my dna his ancestry results change” and the public cactus-eating promise in “will eat a cactus on a twitter space”, which could backfire socially or personally.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and always saying the wildest possible thing for the bit. Their humor is loud and boundary‑pushing, like posting “nsfw privs are for pussies i post abt wanting to see my favs fuck on MAIN” and “if ur a man and u sag enough where i can see ur asscrack i should legally be allowed to stick my finger in there”, which feels very Bart ‘eat my shorts’ energy translated to stan Twitter. Like Bart, they’re irreverent but oddly loyal and obsessive about their interests, constantly screaming about bands and players such as “HAPPY NATIONAL VICTOR VINCENT FUENTES DAY I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH” and sports jokes like “if the new england patriots win the superbowl i, caboose grimwarl0ck, will eat a cactus”. Their overdramatic reactions and violent hyperbole — for example “all my miis do is fight each other... im gonna bomb this island” and “IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING REALLY BAD” — echo Bart’s flair for trouble without real malice. Underneath the trolling, there’s emotional intensity and niche passion (emo, ptv, sematary) that would absolutely be Bart if he grew up terminally online in music stan culture.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is loud, performative, and highly interactive, with lots of direct engagement and public thirsting (e.g. “nsfw privs are for pussies i post abt wanting to see my favs fuck on MAIN” and “if the new england patriots win the superbowl i, caboose grimwarl0ck, will eat a cactus on a twitter space”), suggesting they recharge through external hype and shared experiences. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they love absurd scenarios, headcanons, and hyperbolic bits rather than concrete, practical topics (“Vic Fuentes has been emergency drafted into the NFL…”, “hello guys this is my headcanon tony is the bird and jaime is the other voice”). They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic: their posts are driven by passion, affection, and emotional reactions, like “HAPPY NATIONAL VICTOR VINCENT FUENTES DAY I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH” and “why is everyone suddenly hating on kellic SPREAD LOVE NOT HATE”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): much of their content is spontaneous, chaotic, and in-the-moment (e.g. “SLOW THE FUCK DOWN IM BROKE” and “if i woke up jaime preciado i’d change my pronouns to she/her on instagram and then log out”), with little emphasis on structure or long-term planning. Altogether, this high-energy, emotionally expressive, imaginative, and impulsive style best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said sex is sacred and you shouldn’t share your body with someone who likes Motionless in White — lucky for me my playlist is 90% PTV, Paramore, Sematary and “I’m Like a Lawyer…”, so when do I get temple access?
- Every time you tweet in all caps about Vic Fuentes’ birthday or scream “SING US A SONG AND WE’LL SING IT BACK TO YOUUU,” I start to think: maybe the real ‘everyone singing in unison’ emo moment is just you and me yelling along in your car at 2am.
- You threatening to eat a cactus if the Patriots win the Super Bowl is crazy, because I already know I’d never let you go through that alone — I’d be right there, suffering with you, then putting on Selfish Machines and calling it a date.
- You: ‘if you sag enough for me to see your asscrack I should legally be allowed to stick my finger in there.’ Me: I don’t sag, but I’d let you drag me to a Sematary show, a PTV concert, AND yell about Bad Bunny getting you pregnant if it means I get to be on your main.
- You’re out here writing essays about butch/femme Perriado, changing your header every five minutes, and stimming when Sematary comes on — I don’t wanna spitroast your faves, I just wanna be the side character in the chaotic little fandom universe you’re building.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • she/her • screams about guitars, Super Bowl chaos & stray chickens. Once promised to eat a cactus over football. Opinions louder than my speakers.– @grimwarl0ck
Your signature cocktail
The Jaime Humping Hellstorm
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like someone who proudly declares “nsfw privs are for pussies i post abt wanting to see my favs fuck on MAIN” and coins tags like “#JAIMEHUMPINGTWT”. The spiced dark rum brings that punchy, emo-night intensity, mirroring all-caps scream lyrics like “YOUUUUUUUUUUU NEVER SAIDDDDDDD THAT THIS WOULD BE EAAAAASYYYYYYYY”. Cherry sour mix adds a sweet-but-acidic edge, like thirst-tweets such as “i want to gnaw on jaime's arm like a drumstick” and “como se dice im going to get bad bunny pregnant en español”. The cold brew coffee is for their chronically online, sleep-deprived fanbrain that gets overstimulated by sematary and PTV, as in “i genuinely start stimming when sematary comes on”. A splash of energy drink captures their hyper, live-tweeting-over-every-game-and-tour energy, like “SLOW THE FUCK DOWN IM BROKE” and the unhinged Super Bowl commentary. Finally, the crushed chili-sugar rim is sweet, queer, and a little dangerous, perfectly matching posts like “if ur a man and u sag enough where i can see ur asscrack i should legally be allowed to stick my finger in there” and their constant horny-chaotic devotion to Vic Fuentes and Jaime Preciado.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is loud, impulsive, and boundary-pushing in a way that fits Gryffindor’s brash courage more than any other house. They’re completely unafraid of saying outrageous or taboo things on main, like “nsfw privs are for pussies i post abt wanting to see my favs fuck on MAIN” and the gleefully unhinged threat in “if ur a man and u sag enough where i can see ur asscrack i should legally be allowed to stick my finger in there”, which shows a reckless, performative boldness. They lean into chaotic, dramatic declarations such as “IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING REALLY BAD” and "i'm #HARD" in a quoted tweet, suggesting someone who acts first and worries later. Their humor and fandom devotion also read as passionate and ride-or-die, e.g. the cactus bet in “if the new england patriots win the superbowl i, caboose grimwarl0ck, will eat a cactus on a twitter space”, which is classic Gryffindor dramatic bravado. While there are hints of loyalty and creativity, the dominant through-line is fearless, sometimes reckless self-expression and a love of theatrics, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Caraphernelia - Pierce The Veil
The best-fitting song for them is Caraphernelia by Pierce The Veil because their entire account revolves around PTV and Vic Fuentes worship, like “HAPPY NATIONAL VICTOR VINCENT FUENTES DAY I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME”. The song’s chaotic, melodramatic energy and screaming-your-heart-out vibe matches how they tweet in all caps about emo songs and lyrics, such as “YOUUUUUUUUUUU NEVER SAIDDDDDDD THAT THIS WOULD BE EAAAAASYYYYYYYY” and “I'M THE KILLER WHO BURNED YOUR HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”. Their love for emotional, dramatic music and fandom shipping fits the desperate, messy relationship themes in the song, especially with tweets like “why is everyone suddenly hating on kellic SPREAD LOVE NOT HATE”. On top of that, they constantly reference screaming along to emo choruses and being overwhelmed by their faves, like “when the emo song got an everyone singing in unison section”, which is exactly the communal catharsis that Caraphernelia embodies. Their mix of unhinged humor, intense stanning, and emo nostalgia makes this track feel like their personal theme song.
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