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Your Simpsons character
They fit best as Bart Simpson: irreverent, horny, chaotic, but with flashes of surprising self-awareness and heart. Their timeline is full of playful thirst and crude jokes like “tenho fetiche em loira me tratando que nem lixo”, “oi mutual posso ver sua calcinha” and “tesao de cavalo”, which lines up with Bart’s endlessly mischievous, boundary-pushing humor. At the same time, they show a very online pop‑culture brain, jumping between manga, comics, and hip hop with takes like “genuinamente acho que o Oda deve tá no top 3 de escritores japoneses pra obras infanto juvenis…”, similar to Bart’s obsessive fandom streaks (Krusty, Itchy & Scratchy, etc.). Beneath the jokes, there’s emotional vulnerability and insecurity, as in “odeio tentar ter um heart to heart e ser ignorado” and the reflection on Black self-esteem in “insegurança de uma pessoa preta é um bagulho foda… uma força pra todo mundo que tá passando por isso agora”, echoing how Bart sometimes drops the clown act and reveals real feelings. That mix of clowning, sexual jokes, cultural obsession, and hidden tenderness makes Bart the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others, invite interaction, and overshare in a playful way, from asking followers for weird questions in “me façam perguntas esquisitas” to openly joking about bodily functions in “quero cagar mas tô no meio do filme” and sexual humor like “oi mutual posso ver sua calcinha”. Their interests and commentary show Intuition: they enjoy meta takes on media and social structures, such as the analysis of Frieren in “É quase um comentário meta sobre porcos corruptos” and critical takes on fandom/canon in “genuinamente acho que o Oda deve tá no top 3... mas não procuram se aprofundar e ler”. They lean Feeling over Thinking: while they can be sharp, much of their posting is about desire, insecurity, and interpersonal sensitivity—e.g. “odeio tentar ter um heart to heart e ser ignorado” and their empathetic message on Black insecurity in “uma força pra todo mundo que tá passando por isso agora”. Finally, their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they are spontaneous, messy and exploratory—buying clothes just because (“comprei esse aq pra usar com duas únicas camisas”), changing layouts on a whim in “voltei pro meu layout anterior”, and embracing shifting desires and identities in “as vezes eu esqueço coisas sobre mim... eu gosto de homens também”. Together this points most strongly to ENFP: expressive, media-obsessed, emotionally open, and improvisational.

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Bahia-based film & comics nerd. Reviews Bond at 3am, forgets he’s bi at 3:05. Hip-hop, manga, and overthinking drafts since 2003.– @grinchnism

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This drink starts with cachaça, grounding it in Bahia and Brazilian identity while nodding to his self-aware swagger in posts like “I LOVE MYSELF”. The coffee infusion channels his late-night cinephile vibes and horny insomnia energy from tweets like “assistindo Operação Skyfall e eu não sei se esse é filme tesudo ou se eu só tô com tesão”. Passion fruit brings bright, messy desire, matching his openly thirsty side in posts like “tenho fetiche em loira me tratando que nem lixo” and “cadê meu twink lindo”. Lime and brown sugar syrup echo his blend of sweetness and acid, reflecting the mix of self-deprecation and affection in “insegurança de uma pessoa preta é um bagulho foda… com o cuidado certo tu se sente o negão mais lindo da face da terra”. Finally, a dash of bitters honors his chaotic, ironic humor and resigned wisdom from “life is a funny motherfucker” and his desire to just **“quero me alienar”](https://x.com/grinchnism/status/2016586334836535361), making this an experimental but still classic-leaning sour: strong, bittersweet, and a little too real.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong pattern of analytical thinking and media criticism, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They dissect writing quality in manga and anime, e.g. when they say they "genuinamente acho que o Oda deve tá no top 3 de escritores japoneses pra obras infanto juvenis" but criticize people who rank him among the all-time greats, arguing fans "não procuram se aprofundar e ler" “genuinamente acho que o Oda deve tá no top 3 de escritores japoneses...”. They enjoy meta-reading themes, such as interpreting Frieren’s demons as a commentary on "porcos corruptos" and their infiltration of society “É quase um comentário meta sobre porcos corruptos.”. They also discuss character design aesthetics in a thoughtful way, wishing Hakari’s visuals were more inspired by Tyler Durden’s “rebel” outfits and critiquing his existing costume as lacking “hakari merecia visuais mais inspirados... ao invés daquele outfit feio”. Combined with their evident love for films, manga, comics, and their tendency to reflect on their own behavior and identity “as vezes eu esqueço coisas sobre mim... eu esqueci q eu gosto de homens também”, the profile aligns most closely with Ravenclaw’s curiosity, critical thinking, and intellectual playfulness.

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A fitting song for them is i by Kendrick Lamar, because it balances self-love, chaos, humor and vulnerability in the same way their timeline does. They openly affirm loving themselves in a way that’s loud and a bit ironic, like when they post “I LOVE MYSELF”, which mirrors the song’s hook and core message. At the same time, they acknowledge insecurity and the struggle of being Black, as in “insegurança de uma pessoa preta é um bagulho foda… com o cuidado certo tu se sente o negão mais lindo da face da terra”, which lines up with Kendrick’s tension between pain and pride. Their mix of horny shitposts and existential cracks, like “life is a funny motherfucker” and wanting to “alienar” in “quero me alienar”, matches the song’s energy of dancing in the middle of the mess. The hip hop in their bio, the introspective captions, and their habit of turning personal struggles into jokes all point to the resilient, defiant joy that i is built on.

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