Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows awareness of insecurities and identity, like reflecting on attractiveness and race in “insegurança de uma pessoa preta é um bagulho foda…” and forgetting he likes men in “hoje eu me peguei pensando pq eu tava atraído por um cara pq eu esqueci q eu gosto de homens também”.
- Emotionally-open: Talks openly about feelings, e.g. being sad and honest in “eu tava triste qndo tuitei isso e meio que é verdade” and frustration in “odeio tentar ter um heart to heart e ser ignorado”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor in posts like “ignorem meu braço peludo” and horny jokes like “tesao de cavalo” and “real niggas do not deserve pussy”.
- Culturally-savvy: Engages deeply with films, manga, comics, and music, analyzing Bond in “é bem legal como a franquia mantém o aspecto sedutor do James Bond…” and critiquing Oda in “genuinamente acho que o Oda deve tá no top 3… mas não procuram se aprofundar e ler”.
- Supportive: Shows care for others’ confidence and well-being in “uma força pra todo mundo que tá passando por isso agora” and defends people he likes in “idgaf if a catch you talking shit about any of my kings you might be my opp”.
Weaknesses:
- Hypersexual: Frequent explicit sexual comments like “tenho fetiche em loira me tratando que nem lixo”, “oi mutual posso ver sua calcinha”, and references to JAV and porn-coded figures in “um deles era o código de um JAV”.
- Attention-seeking: Often centers himself and invites engagement, like posting NGL links in “respostando pq o link expirou” and “me façam perguntas esquisitas”, plus posts about interacting with a ‘famous oomf’ in “quando eu tô falando com meu oomf famoso…”.
- Vulgar: Uses coarse language even for mundane topics, like “quero cagar mas tô no meio do filme”, “chega afofei o peru”, and “tesao de cavalo”.
- Emotionally-reactive: Tweets from raw emotion about ghosting and being ignored, such as “odeio tentar ter um heart to heart e ser ignorado” and “como eu tava antes de receber um ghosting fudido”, suggesting strong reactivity to interpersonal stress.
- Nihilistic-leaning: Occasionally expresses hopeless or destructive thoughts, like “i know planet earth is about to explode kinda hope no one saves it” and the dark humor of wanting to “alienar” in “quero me alienar”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They fit best as Bart Simpson: irreverent, horny, chaotic, but with flashes of surprising self-awareness and heart. Their timeline is full of playful thirst and crude jokes like “tenho fetiche em loira me tratando que nem lixo”, “oi mutual posso ver sua calcinha” and “tesao de cavalo”, which lines up with Bart’s endlessly mischievous, boundary-pushing humor. At the same time, they show a very online pop‑culture brain, jumping between manga, comics, and hip hop with takes like “genuinamente acho que o Oda deve tá no top 3 de escritores japoneses pra obras infanto juvenis…”, similar to Bart’s obsessive fandom streaks (Krusty, Itchy & Scratchy, etc.). Beneath the jokes, there’s emotional vulnerability and insecurity, as in “odeio tentar ter um heart to heart e ser ignorado” and the reflection on Black self-esteem in “insegurança de uma pessoa preta é um bagulho foda… uma força pra todo mundo que tá passando por isso agora”, echoing how Bart sometimes drops the clown act and reveals real feelings. That mix of clowning, sexual jokes, cultural obsession, and hidden tenderness makes Bart the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others, invite interaction, and overshare in a playful way, from asking followers for weird questions in “me façam perguntas esquisitas” to openly joking about bodily functions in “quero cagar mas tô no meio do filme” and sexual humor like “oi mutual posso ver sua calcinha”. Their interests and commentary show Intuition: they enjoy meta takes on media and social structures, such as the analysis of Frieren in “É quase um comentário meta sobre porcos corruptos” and critical takes on fandom/canon in “genuinamente acho que o Oda deve tá no top 3... mas não procuram se aprofundar e ler”. They lean Feeling over Thinking: while they can be sharp, much of their posting is about desire, insecurity, and interpersonal sensitivity—e.g. “odeio tentar ter um heart to heart e ser ignorado” and their empathetic message on Black insecurity in “uma força pra todo mundo que tá passando por isso agora”. Finally, their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they are spontaneous, messy and exploratory—buying clothes just because (“comprei esse aq pra usar com duas únicas camisas”), changing layouts on a whim in “voltei pro meu layout anterior”, and embracing shifting desires and identities in “as vezes eu esqueço coisas sobre mim... eu gosto de homens também”. Together this points most strongly to ENFP: expressive, media-obsessed, emotionally open, and improvisational.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said life is a funny motherfucker — plot twist, it gets way funnier if we’re watching Skyfall together while you decide if it’s the movie that’s hot or just me.
- You really tweeted “real niggas do not deserve pussy” while listening to Earl… good thing I’m trying to deserve your Letterboxd password and a seat next to you when you pause the movie because you ‘need to poop in the middle of the film’.
- From defending Hakari’s ‘rustic beauty’ and Tyler Durden fits to hyping James Bond and Invencível, your taste is so specific I’m convinced if you like me even a little, I’m objectively top‑tier canon.
- You said sometimes you forget you like men too — how about I remind you over some hip hop and manga talk while your ‘shape de pai aos 22 anos’ gives me main‑character love interest energy.
- You can keep asking your oomf famoso for attention, but I’m just a Bahia mutual who’ll actually quote your “I LOVE MYSELF” post and add ‘…and I love you a little bit too, lowkey.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Bahia-based film & comics nerd. Reviews Bond at 3am, forgets he’s bi at 3:05. Hip-hop, manga, and overthinking drafts since 2003.– @grinchnism
Your signature cocktail
Life Is a Funny Motherfucker Sour
This drink starts with cachaça, grounding it in Bahia and Brazilian identity while nodding to his self-aware swagger in posts like “I LOVE MYSELF”. The coffee infusion channels his late-night cinephile vibes and horny insomnia energy from tweets like “assistindo Operação Skyfall e eu não sei se esse é filme tesudo ou se eu só tô com tesão”. Passion fruit brings bright, messy desire, matching his openly thirsty side in posts like “tenho fetiche em loira me tratando que nem lixo” and “cadê meu twink lindo”. Lime and brown sugar syrup echo his blend of sweetness and acid, reflecting the mix of self-deprecation and affection in “insegurança de uma pessoa preta é um bagulho foda… com o cuidado certo tu se sente o negão mais lindo da face da terra”. Finally, a dash of bitters honors his chaotic, ironic humor and resigned wisdom from “life is a funny motherfucker” and his desire to just **“quero me alienar”](https://x.com/grinchnism/status/2016586334836535361), making this an experimental but still classic-leaning sour: strong, bittersweet, and a little too real.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong pattern of analytical thinking and media criticism, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They dissect writing quality in manga and anime, e.g. when they say they "genuinamente acho que o Oda deve tá no top 3 de escritores japoneses pra obras infanto juvenis" but criticize people who rank him among the all-time greats, arguing fans "não procuram se aprofundar e ler" “genuinamente acho que o Oda deve tá no top 3 de escritores japoneses...”. They enjoy meta-reading themes, such as interpreting Frieren’s demons as a commentary on "porcos corruptos" and their infiltration of society “É quase um comentário meta sobre porcos corruptos.”. They also discuss character design aesthetics in a thoughtful way, wishing Hakari’s visuals were more inspired by Tyler Durden’s “rebel” outfits and critiquing his existing costume as lacking “hakari merecia visuais mais inspirados... ao invés daquele outfit feio”. Combined with their evident love for films, manga, comics, and their tendency to reflect on their own behavior and identity “as vezes eu esqueço coisas sobre mim... eu esqueci q eu gosto de homens também”, the profile aligns most closely with Ravenclaw’s curiosity, critical thinking, and intellectual playfulness.
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Your song
i - Kendrick Lamar
A fitting song for them is i by Kendrick Lamar, because it balances self-love, chaos, humor and vulnerability in the same way their timeline does. They openly affirm loving themselves in a way that’s loud and a bit ironic, like when they post “I LOVE MYSELF”, which mirrors the song’s hook and core message. At the same time, they acknowledge insecurity and the struggle of being Black, as in “insegurança de uma pessoa preta é um bagulho foda… com o cuidado certo tu se sente o negão mais lindo da face da terra”, which lines up with Kendrick’s tension between pain and pride. Their mix of horny shitposts and existential cracks, like “life is a funny motherfucker” and wanting to “alienar” in “quero me alienar”, matches the song’s energy of dancing in the middle of the mess. The hip hop in their bio, the introspective captions, and their habit of turning personal struggles into jokes all point to the resilient, defiant joy that i is built on.
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