Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Versatility: He seamlessly blends topics like “Bolivarianism, Maduro, and life after death” with professional dentistry and history.
- Self-Deprecating Humor: He mocks his own physical traits, calling himself “intellectually mediocre” and joking about his “high body fat”.
- Cultural Awareness: He tailors his father's messages based on the recipient's “ethno-religious sensitivities and secular levels”, showing high social intelligence.
- Compassionate Nature: He feels a deep connection to animals, stating his “greatest motivation is dogs” and sharing food with strays.
- Analytical Mindset: He applies a clinical perspective to everyday life, analyzing the “pH and nutritional value” of a traditional dish like keşkek.
Weaknesses:
- Severe ADHD: He admits his “heavy ADHD” makes his flirting chaotic and overwhelming for others.
- Avoidant Behavior: He uses “four different routes” to go to work just to avoid repeated social interactions with neighbors.
- Addictive Personality: He describes “obsessively marinating food” and struggling with cigarette and alcohol cycles.
- Disorganized Lifestyle: His lack of focus leads to “shredding packaging” containing cooking instructions or forgetting to buy cigarettes while at the store.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: He acknowledges a lifelong struggle with sleep, often staying up until “3 or 4 AM” regardless of his professional responsibilities.
Your Simpsons character
Krusty the Clown
Like Krusty, @grkmlilili is a high-functioning professional who masks the chaotic, cynical, and often nihilistic reality of his daily life with a sharp, performative wit. He frequently oscillates between professional authority and self-destructive habits, noting that his morning routine includes “zinc, magnesium, creatine, antidepressants... and 2 small cakes”. His humor is deeply rooted in the absurdity of his surroundings, whether he is “berating a patient whose stitches popped at the gym” or feeling like an “interpol green list criminal” for wearing a beanie. Much like the clown's weary world-view, he finds himself in bizarre social entanglements, such as accidentally “funding Hazarra executions at a Taliban-themed liver restaurant” just to get a taste of home. Ultimately, his persona is a mix of intellectualism and “toxic masculinity defeat,” delivered with the exhausted charisma of a man who just wants to “wash up on a beach like a whale” to escape the action.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Görkem exhibits Extroversion (E) through a constant, witty engagement with his environment, often turning social mishaps or gym interactions into performative storytelling, such as his “love-hate relationship” with patients. His Intuition (N) is evident in his abstract, dark humor and the way he jumps between disparate topics like “Bolivarianism, jaw pain, and life after death” within minutes. He leans toward Thinking (T) by maintaining a cynical, detached, and often blunt perspective on social norms and politics, seen when he jokes about “running to sell the homeland” for a personal whim. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, frequently tweeting about “losing consciousness” over cooking instructions or his lack of a fixed routine as a “boss of his own business.”
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m more than just a median face with an average voice—I’m a 10,000 green-flag candidate ready to be the Monica to your 'ez jı te hezdıkım'.
- Are you my dentist? Because I’m ready to skip the small talk and go straight to that 7:30 PM 'defining the relationship' stage after our workout.
- I’ll let you use as many imperatives as you want with me, as long as I can be the one to finally help you finish that 19-liter water dispenser of your favorite fragrance.
- If you’re looking for a sign to stop running away to Holland, I’m willing to be the person you share your keşkek and marinated meats with for the next 29 spring seasons.
- You don't need a golden retriever to be the star of your Ashab-ı Kehf; I’m happy to just sit by the fireplace and debate Maduro’s jawline with you until 4 AM.
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Dentist in Antalya with a PhD in ADHD flirts and marinades. Once diagnosed a patient's fever by leaning on their head during a root canal. Seeking a better GDP.– @grkmlilili
Your signature cocktail
The Bingöl-Antalya Maglev
This experimental drink captures the chaotic energy of a man who claims “allahu yok ama sanki özel bir varlık bayağı uğraşmış” to create dogs while he navigates his heavy ADHD. The smoky base honors his “delirmişcesine yemek marinelemek” phase and his Kurdish roots, while the espresso provides the stamina for a “3 dakika içinde bolivarcılık ve maduro” conversation. It’s a high-impact cocktail served with a side of “kinder çukulata”, perfectly balancing his 'beta' dental patient interactions with his “toksik masküleniteye karşı zaferi” at the gym.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Görkem exhibits the resourceful and self-preserving ambition of a Slytherin, noting how he leveraged his position to become his own boss so he could sleep until 3 AM while maintaining his health “işimin patronu olduğum için öğlen gidiyorum. sağlığım yerinde.”. He demonstrates a dark, sharp wit and a penchant for social engineering, such as using “kissinger tarzı bir diplomasi” to manipulate familial messages. His cunning is further evidenced by his confession that his success in games reveals a “başarıyla sakladığım personamu” that unnerves his friends. Finally, his focus on status and self-presentation—ranging from his “dominant, baskın, alfa halim” at work to his preoccupation with “toksik maskülenite” at the gym—solidifies his place in the house of the ambitious and shrewd.
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The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
This song perfectly captures the user's self-deprecating, chaotic, and 'absurdist intellectual' persona. They openly embrace their physical quirks, joking that they look like they “karaya vurmayı falan bırakmak için en büyük motivasyonum köpekler” or resembling “interpol yeşil listedekilere” when wearing a beanie. Like the song's narrator, Görkem balances a professional life as a dentist with a lifestyle of “3te 4te yatıyorum” and humorous admissions of being a “beta” in front of dominant patients. Their chaotic energy, ranging from “ağır adhd” flirting to accidental political funding at a liver restaurant, mirrors the eccentric and fun-loving spirit of the track.
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