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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Eli's tweets are filled with strong emotions, showcasing his passion for music and his admiration for Julian Casablancas.
- Humorous: His self-deprecating jokes about being a 'dilf lover' and his playful tweets about naming his kids after 'Alone Together' demonstrate his sense of humor.
- Dedicated: He's a dedicated fan of Julian Casablancas, as seen in his Pinterest board, his tweets about his love for his music, and his desire to find a specific shirt.
- Compassionate: His rescue and care for his pet 'Trashboat' show his compassionate nature.
- Stylish: His tweets about Julian Casablancas's fashion and his own desire for a certain shirt reveal his interest in style and fashion.
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive: His many tweets about Julian Casablancas and his desire to watch every interview on a first date suggest a potential for obsession.
- Impulsive: His tweets about wanting to skull a shot, drink a beer, and smoke a cig to celebrate his graduation indicate a potential for impulsive behavior.
- Self-absorbed: His tweet about wanting something good to happen to him instead of someone else suggests a possible self-absorbed attitude.
- Overly emotional: His frequent expressions of strong emotions, like 'sobbing so violently I throw up everywhere', could be interpreted as overly emotional.
- Unrealistic: His desire to name his kids 'Alone Together' and 'Electricityscape' could be considered unrealistic and potentially problematic.
Your Simpsons character
Nelson Muntz
Eli's personality, with its mix of humor, self-deprecation, and occasional rebelliousness, aligns with Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons. Just like Nelson, Eli often makes jokes at his own expense, like admitting he's 'never given a fuck about anything in my life actually', and he's not afraid to express his opinions, even if they are controversial, like his tweet about wanting to skull a shot, drink a beer, and smoke a cig to celebrate his graduation. Both share a certain mischievousness and a tendency to push boundaries.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be 'Alone Together' by The Voidz, because I can't stop thinking about you.
- If you were a Julian Casablancas interview, I'd watch you on repeat.
- I'm not sure if I'm more obsessed with Julian Casablancas or you.
- You're like a good song by The Voidz, I just want to keep listening to you.
- Are you a 'Mobil Shirt Julian' because I'm obsessed with you.
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Music enthusiast, Julian Casablancas superfan, and proud graduate of 'beautiful princess school'.– @grohlbf
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Slytherin
Eli's unwavering dedication to Julian Casablancas, his willingness to go to great lengths to find a specific shirt, and his somewhat obsessive nature align with the Slytherin house. Slytherins are known for their ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness, traits that are evident in Eli's passionate pursuit of his interests. His tweet about wanting something good to happen to him instead of someone else also hints at a Slytherin's desire for personal gain and success.
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Reptilia - The Strokes
This song, known for its driving rhythm, its raw energy, and its lyrics about obsession and desire, perfectly captures Eli's passion for Julian Casablancas and his unwavering dedication to The Strokes. The song's intensity and its focus on a singular object of affection mirror Eli's own feelings for Julian Casablancas, as seen in his tweets about his admiration and his desire to watch every interview.
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