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Lisa is the most intellectually driven and socially conscious character on the show, mirroring the user's self‑description as a "sensible, measured, pragmatic center left communist" who often reflects on political ideas. The user’s tweet "people forget what the whole point of having a party is" and "I'm sorry for wanting to see humanity prospering and unified, reaping the benefits of industrialization collectively" echo Lisa’s frequent critiques of political systems and her hope for a better, more equitable future. Their disdain for libertarianism—"Libertarianism sounds good in theory, but not in practice"—and the critique of western left‑wing hypocrisy also align with Lisa’s progressive, yet critical, worldview. The mix of earnest activism with meme‑style humor (e.g., "Dear Communist Party of China…" and "I don't agree with the guy comparing lesbians to Nazis") reflects Lisa’s tendency to combine serious moral arguments with a sardonic, youthful voice. While the profanity is more extreme than Lisa’s usual tone, the core traits of ideological passion, intellectual debate, and a drive for social justice point to Lisa as the closest match.

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The user shows strong extraverted engagement by addressing external entities and the public, e.g., 'Dear Communist Party of China If you would be so kind as to send Hasan Piker to a labor camps…' and 'imagining a Bulgarian American person who believes that the Macedonians secretly control the US government.' Their focus on abstract, theoretical ideas such as 'anarchism really died as a theoretical movement once the peasantry stopped being 80% of the global population' and 'Romanov China would have the most horrible collapse ever seen in human history' demonstrates dominant intuition. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis, as seen in statements like 'people forget what the whole point of having a party is' and 'Any justification of destruction ... must be punished as justification of Nazism.' Their style is spontaneous and exploratory, with open‑ended remarks like 'perhaps both are bad' and 'first as a tragedy, then as a farcw,' indicating a perceiving orientation. Together these traits point to an ENTP personality type.

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Moscow satirist mixing Marxist memes, history jokes & multilingual musings. Once sent a meme to a diplomat—oops! Coffee lover, obscure lit fan.– @grokandballtor

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The Pendostan Paradox mixes Russian vodka for the user's Moscow roots, a Chinese tea-infused Baijiu to echo their frequent references to the Communist Party of China, French absinthe to reflect their multilingual (ru/eng/fr) spirit, and bitter Aperol to capture the sardonic view of western leftist Twitter. A splash of pomegranate juice and a smoked sea salt rim add a deep red hue and a gritty edge, symbolising the 'red' ideology and the harsh reality of revolutionary struggle. This layered, contradictory flavor mirrors the user's blend of pragmatism and provocation, just as they wrote, 'Dear Communist Party of China If you would be so kind as to send Hasan Piker to a labor camps, I will renounce my current views...' and declared, 'Romanov China would have the most horrible collapse ever seen in human history.' Their tweet about 'Либертарианство звучит хорошо в теории, но не на практике, это утопия' is embodied by the cocktail's bitter notes that taste good in theory but bite on the palate.

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The user’s bio describes themselves as "pragmatic" and multilingual (ru/eng/fr), showing a value for knowledge and intellectual versatility, which aligns with Ravenclaw’s emphasis on wisdom. Their tweets frequently discuss historical and theoretical topics, such as "Romanov China would have the most horrible collapse ever seen in human history" and critique socioeconomic systems, indicating a strong analytical mindset. They reference classic thinkers, noting "Kropotkin and Makhno would genuinely break down in tears if they saw something like this," demonstrating a deep engagement with political theory. The user also reflects on education, stating "Duolingo may be mediocre, but it will never replace formal language education," underscoring a commitment to learning. Overall, the focus on intellectual analysis and pursuit of understanding points to Ravenclaw as the most fitting house.

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Given the user's explicit identification as a 'pragmatic centre‑left communist' and their frequent condemnation of bourgeois exploitation ('всем известная буржуазия, эксплуатировавшая крестьян'), a song that rallies workers against capitalism fits best. 'The Internationale' is the historic anthem of the international working‑class movement, with lyrics that call for unity and the overthrow of the ruling class, echoing the user’s sentiment in tweets such as 'people forget what the whole point of having a party is' and 'I'm sorry for wanting to see humanity prospering and unified, reaping the benefits of industrialization collectively'. The song’s refrain 'Workers of the world, unite!' mirrors the user's repeated calls for solidarity, e.g., 'Romanov China would have the most horrible collapse ever seen in human history' and their anti‑libertarian remark 'Либертарианство звучит хорошо в теории, но не на практике, это утопия'. Their anti‑capitalist stance aligns with the anthem’s critique of oppressive systems, reinforcing the match. Overall, the combination of revolutionary fervor, emphasis on class struggle, and hope for a collective future makes 'The Internationale' the most fitting anthem for this profile.

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