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Ozempic Salesman's personality closely resembles Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons. Both are known for their cynical humor, their tendency to bully others, and their overall lack of empathy. Nelson's famous catchphrase, 'Ha ha!' perfectly captures Ozempic Salesman's mocking and dismissive attitude towards those he disagrees with. Like Nelson, Ozempic Salesman is also deeply insecure and seeks validation through his online persona, often resorting to offensive and inflammatory statements to gain attention.

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Frustrated with the world, but trying to find his place in it. I'm a gamer, a lover of all things ironic, and a firm believer in the power of a good beer. Don't be afraid to reach out, I'm always looking for new friends.– @groomeracist

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Ozempic Salesman's ambition, cunning, and disregard for rules align him with Slytherin. His desire for power, as seen in his desire to 'hurt somebody' if he can't have a woman, and his willingness to manipulate others, as seen in his plan to replace birth control pills with Ozempic, are classic Slytherin traits. His disdain for those he perceives as weak, like 'liberals and fat women', further reinforces his Slytherin identity. He may not be a 'pure-blood' Slytherin, but he embodies the house's core values of ambition and ruthlessness.

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The song's themes of jealousy, betrayal, and the desire for revenge resonate with Ozempic Salesman's own feelings of anger and frustration. His resentment towards those he perceives as successful and his desire to 'hurt somebody' if he can't have a woman align with the song's narrative of a man consumed by his own bitterness and desire for retribution. The song's driving rhythm and angry lyrics would likely appeal to Ozempic Salesman's own emotional state.

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