Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Critical Thinker: Engages deeply with complex topics, questioning dominant narratives, e.g., skepticism about AI intellectual property.
- Passionate: Expresses strong feelings about socio-political issues, e.g., advocating for a robust free market.
- Articulate: Communicates intricate ideas clearly, as seen in reflections on historical cultural shifts.
- Engaged: Actively participates in discussions, such as predicting industry trends with games like Sandfall Interactive.
- Reflective: Shares personal insights on topics like parenting and societal norms, such as the essence of motherhood.
Weaknesses:
- Misanthropic: Exhibits a negative outlook towards society and human interactions, seen in tweets about disliking others.
- Polarizing: Certain views, like harsh critiques of police, alienate potential discourse partners.
- Overgeneralizing: Makes sweeping statements about groups, e.g., assumptions about cultures based on nationality.
- Controversial: Often touches on extreme viewpoints, like advocating for medieval execution methods for police.
- Confrontational: Uses aggressive language that could shut down dialogue, as seen in posts about free speech.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
The user’s bitter misanthropy and disdain for democracy, expressed in tweets such as "The modern man is a maniacal madman, an asylum escapee, setting up his own mad, retarded society.", mirrors Mr. Burns’ contempt for the common populace. Their elitist, white‑nationalist rhetoric ("We MUST advocate for free market... need to be institutionally protected to not get outclassed by 80iq browns") aligns with Burns’s self‑serving belief in the superiority of the wealthy elite. The user’s fascination with authoritarian punishment and execution ("Death penalty... Long, torturous, medieval executions for anyone thoroughly villainous enough to hold the position of ‘police officer’") reflects Burns’s frequent use of cruel tactics for personal gain. Overall, the combination of cynicism, elitism, and a willingness to glorify cruelty makes Mr. Burns the Simpsons character that best matches this account.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user shows a strong introverted stance, repeatedly declaring isolation such as "I hate other people. If you are an other person, unfollow this account promptly." Their communication is dominated by abstract, philosophical and predictive content, e.g., "My bold prediction is that Sandfall Interactive will get 'unrejectable'..." and frequent quotes from Nicolás Gómez Dávila, indicating an intuitive preference. Decision‑making is rooted in cold logic and disregard for feelings, as seen in statements like "AI is a giant net positive for society" and "The exact intellectual property that people claim AI steals is not contained in the inferred models at all." Finally, the user exhibits a structured, decisive approach, making firm predictions and seeking control ("I unironically believe I need to become Chairman Korwin Mikke’s top guy"; "Cognitive dissonance of Polish tradcath conservatism, in the year of our Lord 2025"). These traits collectively point to an INTJ personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are we living in a delayed, medieval execution scene? Because my heart just died from your tweet about long, torturous execution methods.
- I must be a personal computer, because I'm totally crashing for you while scrolling through your insightful tweets.
- Just like you, I'm not a fan of modern dating—let's create our own version of a free market romance, minus the risks of emotional theft.
- Do you believe in love at first tweet? Because I couldn't help but kneel at your intellectual prowess like HE Donald J. Trump.
- If I could, I'd trade a stack of broken glass for a moment of your time—let’s discuss art styles while we recreate the civilization we both miss.
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Your new Twitter bio
Polish indie-game enthusiast, philosophy junkie, and occasional provocateur. Once tried to market a 'glass grenade' as kitchenware. #FreeMarkets– @gst_enjoyer
Your signature cocktail
Sarmatian Sadtriot Sour
The cocktail’s core of rye whiskey and Fernet mirrors the user’s bitter misanthropy, echoing the tweet "Minds that admit any thought in are not so much hospitable as they are prostituted." A splash of blood orange juice adds a vivid red hue, a nod to the tweet "Death penalty. Long, torturous, medieval executions for anyone thoroughly villainous enough to hold the position of “police officer” in the year of our Lord 2025" and the recurring theme of blood and execution. A drizzle of charred maple syrup gives the drink a smoky, burnt edge, reflecting their fascination with "Perhaps the invention of the breaking wheel is as great of a contribution to civilisation as the invention of the wheel itself..." An absinthe rinse provides a herbal, almost hallucinogenic finish, recalling their reverence for reactionary philosophers like "'In ages of democracy, that which has no price has no value.' Nicolás Gómez Dávila". Finally, a garnish of black licorice twist symbolizes their self‑described "Sarmatian sadtriot" identity and the dark, contrarian worldview seen in tweets such as "I hate other people. If you are an other person, unfollow this account promptly".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows classic Slytherin traits of ambition, self‑interest, and a belief in elite superiority. For instance, they tweet "I unironically believe I need to become Chairman Korwin Mikke’s top guy" and "I will not let his life’s work be in vain," expressing personal ambition to rise within a hierarchy. They also glorify dominance and violence, as seen in "Death penalty. Long, torturous, medieval executions for anyone thoroughly villainous enough to hold the position of ‘police officer’", indicating a ruthless, power‑driven mindset. Their disdain for democratic norms and emphasis on hierarchical order—"We MUST advocate for free market…"—further underscores a cunning, self‑serving worldview. These patterns align most closely with Slytherin.
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Your song
Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil" narrates history’s cruelty from a detached, misanthropic viewpoint, matching gst_enjoyer's disdain for humanity. In tweets they proclaim "Death penalty. Long, torturous, medieval executions for anyone thoroughly villainous enough to hold the position of “police officer”" and lament that "The modern man is a maniacal madman, an asylum escapee"—both echoing the song’s line "I was there when…" describing atrocities. Their repeated hatred of "other people" and belief that "God is completely just in not granting us elf ear girls" reflects the devil’s cynical commentary on human folly. The song’s refrain "Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name" mirrors gst_enjoyer's self‑identification as a bitter misanthrope who revels in controversial, reactionary ideas.
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