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They match Lisa Simpson most: smart, overthinking, very online, and emotionally invested in niche interests. Like Lisa, they’re self-reflective and aware of how an environment affects their mental health, as seen when they say coming back to Twitter made them realize “quão mal esse lugar me faz”. They’re clearly a multilingual nerd who enjoys learning and language, proudly stating “eu amo falar mais de uma lingua”, which fits Lisa’s intellectual and globally curious vibe. Their passionate, detailed analysis of QSMP lore and events, for example when they question “qual sera q era o intuito quando eles botaram o barco no primeiro purgatorio?”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to pick apart stories and systems. They also mix earnest emotion with dry, slightly pessimistic humor, like being ‘vaccinated’ against hype after a disappointing event in “me prometeram TUDO e me entregaram minime”, which strongly echoes Lisa’s combination of idealism and jaded realism.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly live‑tweet reactions to streams and events in a very outward, performative way, using lots of caps and sharing their emotional state with others, e.g. “VAI SE FODER EU FUI RIR DO MISSA MEU FONE SAIU VOANDO PRO OUTRO LADO DO QUARTO” and “chorando com os meus streamers cantando lovejoy talvez esse seja o melhor video do mundo”. They seem iNtuitive rather than Sensing, often jumping into imaginative hypotheticals and broader ideas like teleportation and life choices instead of focusing on concrete, present details, for example: “estou convencida que teleporte eh o melhor poder do mundo vc poderia morar no brasil e trabalhar em outro país ganhando em dolar” and “gente oq da pra fazer com 18 anos alem de beber dirigir e ser preso”. Their tweets are strongly Feeling‑oriented: they center emotions, personal values, and affection for people and characters, such as “MEU DEUS COMO EU AMO UMA CONVERSA SINCERA” and “QUACKI EU TE AMO”, and they focus more on how things feel than on strict logical analysis. Finally, they come off as Perceiving: whimsical, reactive, and spontaneous rather than planned or structured—bouncing between topics like tetris, streams, alt accounts, and random thoughts without any sign of rigid scheduling, as in “mano eu fiquei muito boa no tetris de um dia pro outro… foi mt do nada” and “eu sonhei q o cellbit fez live”. Their energetic online presence, emotional expressiveness, and idea‑driven musings fit ENFP best.

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Multilingual QSMP enjoyer, part-time Tetris menace. Once laughed so hard at a stream my headphones flew across the room. ela/dela • pt/eng/esp– @guapitaya

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This cocktail runs on chaotic QSMP brainrot and Brazilian energy, so it needs a strong base of cachaça/rum to echo their intense live-watching marathons and screaming tweets like “VAI SE FODER EU FUI RIR DO MISSA MEU FONE SAIU VOANDO PRO OUTRO LADO DO QUARTO”. Guava and lime bring a sweet–tart softness that mirrors how they cry over eggs and soft moments, like “i jump through thorns a thousand times over... if it meant i got to see you smile 😭🤏”. Sparkling grapefruit soda adds a bright, fizzy, slightly bitter edge for the salt and sarcasm of tweets such as “quackity eu nao acredito em voce mais voce ja mentiu muito pra mim conhece a parabola do pastor mentiroso e do lobo”. A dash of bitters nods to how clearly they feel how “mal esse lugar me faz” in “oioi!! há duas semanas eu parei completamente de usar o twitter... e eu senti muito claramente quão mal esse lugar me faz”, keeping the drink emotionally honest instead of purely sweet. Finally, the glitter/sugar rim is the double venus lesbian flair (see “pausa pra comentar amo muito o duplo venus no nome da qbagi she just like me fr fr”) and their multilingual, sparkly personality from “eu amo falar mais de uma lingua”, making this an aesthetically loud, experimental fizz worthy of someone who would absolutely use teleport just to “visitar web amigo” and “roubar bilionario” as in “coisas q da pra fazer com teleporte...”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Ravenclaw blend of curiosity, analysis, and delight in learning and patterns. They casually reference academic content like the Krebs cycle with clear familiarity, even if they dislike it, in “como todo respeito ao ramon eu espero nunca mais ter q saber o ciclo de krebs na minha vida”, and they’re reflective about how a past event changed their expectations in “16 de outubro me vacinou contra me hypar pra evento… minhas expectativas tao sempre no chao e eu sou mt mais feliz assim”, which shows introspective, meta-level thinking. They clearly enjoy language itself, saying “eu amo falar mais de uma lingua” and tweeting naturally in multiple languages, a classic Ravenclaw trait of valuing knowledge and linguistic play. They also treat games like Tetris analytically, noting their own skill improvement and scores in “antes minha maior pontuaçao era 200 mil e agora eh raro eu nao pegar 500 ou 400 mil foi mt do nada”, and they critically question story design in the QSMP event with “questionando genuinamente qual sera q era o intuito quando eles botaram o barco no primeiro purgatorio?... do jeito q foi ficou tao mal resolvido”. Even their joking about hypothetical powers is systematized and efficiency-focused, as in “estou convencida que teleporte eh o melhor poder do mundo vc poderia morar no brasil e trabalhar em outro país ganhando em dolar”, which shows strategic, logical reasoning. While they are clearly warm and loyal to streamers (a Hufflepuff trait), the through-line is how much they analyze, question, and mentally play with concepts, fitting them best into Ravenclaw.

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They are openly a QSMP and streamer fan, often reacting very emotionally and dramatically to events, like when they said “MEU DEUS EU TO TAO TRISTE” and “MEU DEUS COMO EU AMO UMA CONVERSA SINCERA”, which fits the introspective yet explosive emotional tone of Portrait of a Blank Slate. Their bio shows they move between languages (pt/eng/esp), and they explicitly connect themselves to British content creators, for example talking about Phil changing the voice in their head: “uns anos atras eu era muito hater de sotaque britanico e hoje a voz da minha cabeça tem sotaque britanico por causa do phil”, which ties neatly to Lovejoy’s UK indie-rock identity. They also directly mention Lovejoy with a teasing, parasocial fan tone: “chorando com os meus streamers cantando lovejoy talvez esse seja o melhor video do mundo” and “lovejoy te desafio a vir pro brasil dia 20 de novembro”, showing strong attachment to the band itself. The song’s themes of self-reflection, social awkwardness, and emotional overthinking fit their tweets where they overanalyze events and themselves, like “muito bom como o fatidico 16 de outubro me vacinou contra me hypar pra evento… depois disso minhas expectativas tao sempre no chao”. Overall, Portrait of a Blank Slate captures their blend of queer, online-fandom intensity, self-aware drama, and Lovejoy-centered music taste better than almost any other track.

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