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They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, tag people, and share personal photos/events, like going to AnimeXtreme and posting “Hoje foi foda tá (Mais fotos abaixo)” with pics of their day out “Hoje foi foda tá (Mais fotos abaixo)”, and openly joke about themselves in a social meme format “Sairiam na porrada comigo?...”. Their humor is very reactive to pop culture, leaks and crossovers, showing a pattern of spotting connections and possibilities rather than just facts, like joking that Metal Gear hints mean “Metal gear wave 2 confirmada” “Boss????? Metal gear wave 2 confirmada”, which fits Intuition over Sensing. They are blunt, often combative and sarcastic, which favors Thinking: they say things like “Caguei e andei pra esse modo” “Caguei e andei pra esse modo” or “Sinceramente, vou comprar e pau no cu de vcs 👍” about a controversial creator “'A mas o speed fez isso... vou comprar e pau no cu de vcs 👍”, prioritizing their own evaluation over harmony. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and improvisational rather than organized, constantly reacting to new events, memes, and shop items (“Deu vontade de comprar todos” “Deu vontade de comprar todos”; impulse buys like cosmetics across many days), pointing to Perceiving over Judging. Putting this together, their mix of loud social engagement, idea-jumping pop‑culture connections, abrasive humor, and go‑with‑the‑flow gaming life best fits ENTP.

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South Brazilian gamer & Zombies enjoyer. I draw Fortnite concepts, argue about movies, and once renamed my cat Batman just for the lore.– @guaxinim_surfis

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This drink is built on silver cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans to represent a Brazilian, slightly chaotic gamer energy – the same guy flexing his setups, skins and late‑night matches in tweets like “Passei da noite 3 do fnaf 1 de primeira O pai é o rei do fnaf”. Guaraná soda reduction adds fizzy, hyper sweetness, channeling his manic timeline of Fortnite events, anime cons and wishlist hype like “Esse evento do fortnite vai ser a coisa mais tuff da história dos videojogos”. Passion fruit pulp captures how he genuinely cares about his friends and idols, from gifting support codes to making fan concepts, as in “Fiz uma concept do @2Jaumhenrique junto com o pacote de vestiario”. A dash of bitter amaro is his salt and sarcasm about modes and media, echoing lines like “Que teaser merda em marval, ptqp” and “Que esse modo vá a falência pfvr”. Finally, a light blue curaçao mist over the top gives the cocktail a Fortnite‑lobby, festival‑skin vibe, nodding to his constant item shop flexes and jokes such as “Comprei sweet victory apoiando o @LLOYD4162” and his proudly cursed bio as the unfortunate Insta "guaxi."

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Their timeline is full of loud, impulsive emotional reactions and a tendency to charge into drama, which is very Gryffindor-coded. They openly rant about game modes and events with fiery language, e.g. wishing that a mode would fail in “Que esse modo vá a falência pfvr” and saying “Eu quero que todos que ficam matando os outros no início da partida do modo delulu, quero que todos vocês se fodam muito na vida”, showing hot‑blooded conviction rather than quiet strategy. They also love playing the bold, provocative clown publicly, such as the over-the-top joke aimed at Fortnite’s status account in “Oi @/FortniteStatus, meu cu está coçando muito depois de um neg4o de 20 metros me comer bem gostoso (humor)”, which fits an attention-seeking, fearless Gryffindor energy more than cautious Slytherin calculation. At the same time, they’re affectionate and demonstrative with friends and creators, buying cosmetics to support specific people like “Comprei sweet victory apoiando o @LLOYD4162” and “Comprei o jason apoiando o @LLOYD4162”, suggesting strong, demonstrative loyalty typical of Gryffindor rather than quiet Hufflepuff steadiness. Their humor is chaotic and their reactions are big and immediate, so the overall pattern points much more to a brash, passionate Gryffindor than to the more cerebral Ravenclaw or calculating Slytherin.

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A song that best fits them is Internet Friends by Knife Party, because it captures chaotic online humor, gaming energy, and the feeling of living largely through internet interactions. Their timeline is full of extremely online jokes and bait, like the over-the-top tweet to Fortnite Status: “Oi @/FortniteStatus, meu cu está coçando muito depois de um neg4o de 20 metros me comer bem gostoso (humor)”. They clearly treat social media as their main stage, constantly interacting with creators and friends through concepts and item shop support, as seen in posts like “Sla, decidi fazer uma concept do @KuroSaihara tbm galera” and “Comprei o moe apoiando o @YE39_”. The aggressive, meme-heavy EDM vibe matches their mix of toxic-humor rage and hype about games and collabs, for example when they say “PUTA QUE PARIU!!!!! A LORE IS BACK PORRA!!!”. Just like the track, their online persona is loud, chaotic, and entirely shaped by internet culture and gaming.

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