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Your Simpsons character
Like Moe, they have a blend of dark humor and vulnerability. Their tweet 'a real eh q eu passo o dia todo so tentando me distrair da vontade de me matar' mirrors Moe's often gloomy outlook on life. Both have a rough exterior but a hidden soft side, as seen in their affection for mutuals ('quero da um beijo na bochecja de todos meus mutuais bonitos'). Their chaotic and quirky humor ('strogonoff de tatu') also aligns with Moe's offbeat personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They exhibit traits of an INFP: introspective, emotional, and creative. Their emotional tweets, like 'quero cjorar me sinto horrivel,' show their deep feelings. Their creative imagination is evident in quirky tweets like 'strogonoff de tatu.' They value personal connections, as seen in 'quero da um beijo na bochecja de todos meus mutuais bonitos,' and often reflect on their own identity ('pq eu tenho q ser assim').

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Chaotic oversharer | Bloodthirsty (but cute?) nihilist | Lover of anime, piercings, and absurd humor | Melon enthusiast 🍉 | Hugging car seats since forever 💔– @guaxizito

Your signature cocktail
The 'Melon Nihilist' reflects their personality—sweet, strong, and a little bitter. The melon liqueur represents their love for fruits ('minha vo me deu uma melancia ontem'), while vodka adds a bold edge. Lime juice brings a zesty kick, mirroring their humor ('strogonoff de tatu'). The dash of bitters ties in their darker, introspective side ('a real eh q eu passo o dia todo so tentando me distrair da vontade de me matar'). It's a drink as complex and layered as they are.

Your Hogwarts House
Their affectionate and caring nature, as seen in 'quero da um beijo na bochecja de todos meus mutuais bonitos,' aligns with Hufflepuff's values of loyalty and kindness. Despite their struggles, they show resilience and a desire to connect, which are hallmarks of this house. Their love for small joys, like fruits ('minha vo me deu uma melancia ontem'), also reflects a down-to-earth personality. While they may have some chaotic tendencies, their core values are rooted in compassion and community.

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This song reflects their feelings of self-doubt and longing for connection, as seen in 'fico myo triste eu engordei tamto to horrivel' and 'de q adianta ter um monte de amg se ngm me cjama pra sair.' The melancholic yet powerful tone of the song captures their vulnerable and introspective side. Its raw emotion mirrors their tweets about loneliness and self-expression.

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