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They read as a very emotional, overthinking nerd who cares intensely about the stories and characters they love, which is very Lisa-coded. Their bio mentions “surtos, nerdice e as vezes artes,” and they constantly analyze lore, asking detailed questions like “#RevelandoHexatombe como foi o processo de criação dos agentes? em qual momento os players puderam criar eles e suas lores, ainda mais pela questão das memorias”, which matches Lisa’s analytical, lore-obsessed side with media and books. They’re also very emotionally reactive and morally opinionated, swinging between joy and frustration, like when they say “tenho tanto odio no meu coracao acho q eu deveria ligar menos o coisas” but also gush over characters and ships such as “THIAGO E CESINHA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 EU AMO ELWS”. That combination of strong feelings, anxiety, and idealism shows up in tweets like “qria dormir so ansiedade maldita” and “ai serio. estarei surtando ,trabalhando e me segurando p n cometer maluquices enquanto estiver off”, which feels like Lisa’s mix of stress and commitment. Finally, their artsy side (reposting drawings and saying “se vcs floparem esse desenho eu vo aparecer no teto de vcs 😠😠 falaram tanto p eu volta a desenhar”) and their thoughtful engagement with characters’ trauma and ethics align closely with Lisa’s creative, introspective personality.

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They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often talk about being overwhelmed and wanting to go offline or be alone, for example wanting to leave Twitter to "touch grass" when annoyed by certain content (“o proximo tweet q aparecer deles na minha tl eu saio do twitter nmrl tocar numa grama ver o ceu pq n é POSSIVEL o ODIO e desgosto q eu sinto por eles”) and wishing they could stay off while still enjoying interaction with mutuals (“queria tanto ficar off por um tempao mas to tao feliz tb interagindo com meus moots”). Their tweets show strong intuition (N): they love lore, hypotheticals, and symbolism rather than just concrete facts, as seen in their many speculative Hexatombe questions like “#RevelandoHexatombe e se nenhum sacrifico fosse feito? a coroa de espinhos consumiria tudo e todos?” and their fascination with conceptual details like "assexuais de morte" because of how “a 'morte arruina a percepção carnal d sangue'” (tweet). They lean heavily feeling (F): posts are driven by intense emotion, attachment to characters, and care for people—note the emotional investment in favorite characters and players (“eu amo ver a triz em #sacramentorpg pq ela brilhou tanto… eu ficava mt mal vendo ela assim”) and the explosive emotional reactions like “EU VOU EXPLDODIR DE ODIOUHDHHWHHUDUHGHHEHHH”. Their style is perceiving (P) rather than judging: they tweet in the moment, are messy and spontaneous, talk about anxiety, cutting their hand again, lack of sleep, and unexpected work changes (“ha tres noites q eu n durmo olaraaa”, “IA REPOSTAR MAS N POSSO MAIS PQ ADVINHA QM VAI TRABALHAAAAAA”), which fits a go‑with‑the‑flow, unplanned lifestyle more than a structured J type. Taken together—emotionally intense, lore‑obsessed, speculative, inwardly focused, and spontaneous—they best match INFP.

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Labyrinth dweller, blood & lore enthusiast. Survives on RPG streams, Mitski drops and late‑night drawings. Once spilled choco on fav hoodie and forgave no one.– @guaxuxum

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The red berry gin (or vodka) mirrors their whole blood-and-ritual aesthetic and dramatic flair, echoing bursts like “10 MINUTOS PRA BANHO DE SANGUE #HEXATOMBEOST” and the bio line “Tudo começa pelo sangue.” Cold brew coffee brings the punch of sleepless anxiety and overthinking, inspired by “ha tres noites q eu n durmo olaraaa” and “qria dormir so ansiedade maldita”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, nerdy sweetness for the soft side that gushes over ships and fanart, like “amo todas as fanarts de milovier na praia” and “THIAGO E CESINHA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 EU AMO ELWS”. A dash of chili bitters represents the explosive caps-lock rage and unfiltered hate, channeling “EU VOU EXPLDODIR DE ODIOUHDHHWHHUDUHGHHEHHH” and “SEU DEGSRA QDO DE MERDA”. Finally, sparkling blood orange soda tops it with chaotic, fizzy energy and a bittersweet finish, just like their timeline flipping from “finalmente cheguei em casa do trampo tava MALUCO p comer e tomar meu chazinho 🥺” to “vo me mata” in a heartbeat.

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Their timeline shows an intense, almost scholarly curiosity for lore and narrative details, especially around Hexatombe and related RPGs. They ask structured, speculative questions like “#RevelandoHexatombe e se nenhum sacrifico fosse feito? a coroa de espinhos consumiria tudo e todos?”, “#RevelandoHexatombe e se giovanni ganhasse o hexatombe?”, and “caso os agentes continuassem com os nomes dos killers , teria alguma diferença alem das habilidades? tipo na consciência deles”, which show analytical, what‑if style thinking rather than pure emotional reaction. They also probe meta aspects of storytelling and character creation, asking “como foi o processo de criação dos agentes? em qual momento os players puderam criar eles e suas lores, ainda mais pela questão das memorias”, which reflects interest in how narratives are constructed. Even in lighter moments, they enjoy patterns and word games like Paranordle, frequently posting results such as “Ganhei no Paranordle … em 2 tentativas!! #paranordle”, a very Ravenclaw-coded pastime. While there is passion and loyalty to favorite characters and creators, the dominant theme is an inquisitive, theory‑spinning mind that dissects lore, outcomes, and character psychology in detail, matching Ravenclaw more than the other houses.

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Their timeline swings between intense emotional overload, anxiety and dark humor, which fits Mitski’s mix of vulnerability and melodrama in Nobody. They often tweet about wanting to disappear or self-destruct, like “qndo eu quero mt me mata mas fevereiro ta cheio de conteudo de ordem” and “vo me mata”, echoing the song’s loneliness and desperation. At the same time, they find small comforts in routine and fandom, such as “finalmente cheguei em casa do trampo tava MALUCO p comer e tomar meu chazinho 🥺” and their excited countdowns to Hexatombe content like “10 MINUTOS PRA BANHO DE SANGUE #HEXATOMBEOST”. Their bio mentions “surtos , nerdice e as vezes artes,” and their tweets alternate between screaming in caps lock (“EU VOU EXPLDODIR DE ODIOUHDHHWHHUDUHGHHEHHH”) and tender fandom affection, capturing the same emotional whiplash Mitski channels. Given they explicitly celebrate Mitski’s releases, as in “SINGLE NOVO DA MITSKI E #HEXATOMBEOST NO MESMO DIA”, Nobody is both thematically fitting and clearly aligned with their tastes.

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