Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musical Passion: She expresses deep emotional connections to artists like Taylor Swift, Spinetta, and Tan Biónica, as seen in “Al pedo me se todas las canciones de tan biónica”.
- Brutal Honesty: She is unafraid to speak her mind about her flaws and social frustrations, stating “Yo desde q nací cuando me veo en el espejo digo 'fua q fea de mierda'”.
- Loyal Friend: Despite her complaints about school, she stays for the people she cares about: “sigo en mi escuela pq quiero mucho a la gente q conocí ahí”.
- Animal Lover: She shows a tender side when discussing her pets, tweeting “Mi gato es la cosa más linda de este mundo”.
- Self-Awareness: She recognizes her own psychological patterns and musical fixations, like her “nube de demencia swiftie”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Instability: She frequently mentions losing her mind or feeling violent, such as “Me volvió toda la violencia al cuerpo”.
- Extreme Pessimism: Her worldview is often bleak, summarized by her tweet “La vida es una pija y me esta re cogiendo”.
- Social Hostility: She harbors significant resentment toward peers, wishing “a todos mis ex amigos les deseo lo peor”.
- Low Self-Esteem: Her bio and tweets reflect a deep-seated need for external validation, labeled as “necesitada de afecto”.
- Academic Resentment: She expresses intense hatred for education, claiming “Odio el colegio y todo lo que tenga que ver con el colegio”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like a cynical, teenage version of Lisa, @gud_ggz is a highly emotional and self-aware student who feels constant disillusionment with the world around her. She frequently expresses a sense of being an outcast, lamenting that “Ya ni amigos reales hay, todos me critican a mis espaldas” and often feels overwhelmed by the burdens of school and society. Her tweets mirror Lisa’s dramatic flair for existential despair, particularly when she claims, “La vida es una pija y me esta re cogiendo”. Despite her toughness, her bio necesitada de afecto reveals a deep-seated need for validation similar to Lisa's constant search for belonging. Ultimately, she balances a love for art and music, like Spinetta or Taylor Swift, with a biting, intellectualized frustration toward her peers, noting that “una pick me no puede decir que odia a una pick me”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@gud_ggz exhibits strong Introverted Feeling (Fi) through a bio stating “necesitada de afecto” and tweets focused on internal emotional turmoil, such as “Me volvió toda la violencia al cuerpo”. Her Intuitive (N) side is shown in her self-identification with lyrics and abstract metaphors, notably her “nube de demencia swiftie”. She leans towards Feeling (F) over Thinking, making decisions based on mood and interpersonal drama, seen when she laments, “A todos mis ex amigos les deseo lo peor”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her spontaneous, reactive nature and lack of school organization, admitted in “No sé en qué momento se me ocurrió que pedir 26 rifas para vender era buena idea”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be the 'blanco reflejo,' but I promise I’ll never give you 'malas vibras' or leave you feeling like a 'plato de segunda.'
- Are we in 2021? Because I’m 'so insecure' that I’ll probably die if I don’t get a chance to be the 'afecto' you’re looking for.
- Forget Milei and Spain—how about we just skip school, put on some Tan Biónica, and have our own 'noche mágica' right here?
- If life is 'una pija' and it's 're cogiendo' you, at least let me be the Taylor Swift song playing in the background while you handle it.
- I heard your hair is red now to show you're 'mal de la cabeza,' but honestly? I think we’d make the perfect 'nube de demencia' together.
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Passionate about literature and Spinetta’s legacy. Once organized a 26-ticket raffle single-handedly. Future expat currently navigating the student life.– @gud_ggz
Your signature cocktail
The Swiftie Demencia Spritz
This drink captures the chaotic energy of someone living in a “nube de demencia swiftie”. The bitter Fernet reflects the heartbreak of being “la última cornuda”, while the red tones represent her plan to dye her hair so “todos se enteran de que estoy mal de la cabeza”. It’s served extra cold to match her feeling that “la vida es una pija”, but with enough sweetness to satisfy someone “necesitada de afecto.” One sip and you’ll feel like “me volvió toda la violencia al cuerpo,” making it the perfect companion for a girl who hates school and loves Tan Biónica.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Guadi displays a strong sense of self-preservation and a 'us versus them' mentality, frequently prioritizing her own emotional boundaries and lashing out at those who cross her. She values loyalty but reacts with sharp, resourceful venom when betrayed, stating, “A todos mis ex amigos les deseo lo peor en esta vida y en todas las que tengan”. Her ambition is often colored by a cynical realism about social hierarchy, and she isn't afraid to embrace a 'villain' persona to protect herself, as seen when she claims, “Me volví buena persona por dos días y ya me usaron... POR ESO HAY QUE SER FORRO EN ESTA VIDA”. This raw honesty about her own 'demencia' and her tactical approach to social conflict—“planteo teñirme todo el pelo de rojo asi todos se enteran de que estoy mal de la cabeza”—perfectly aligns with the Slytherin traits of cunning and intense personal pride.
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this is me trying - Taylor Swift
Guadi perfectly embodies the themes of this is me trying by Taylor Swift, a song centered on burnout, social isolation, and the struggle to maintain one's mental health while feeling like a failure. Her bio, “necesitada de afecto”, reflects a deep emotional longing that resonates with the song’s vulnerability, especially as she admits, “Perdí totalmente la cordura ya”. As a self-proclaimed “swiftie”, her tweets often cycle between academic exhaustion and dramatic declarations of despair, such as “La vida es una pija y me esta re cogiendo”. The track’s focus on the difficulty of daily existence matches her sentiment when she states, “No puedo más y apenas arrancamos” regarding her school year. Ultimately, her online presence is a raw, lyrical cry for understanding amidst a series of personal crises and “años de mierda”.
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