
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The account reads most like Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, more depressed version of her. Lisa is extremely self-critical and introspective, mirroring the way this user overanalyzes themselves and their relationships, like when they say “Im 18 but I still feel like a kid. I don’t feel like an adult at all I don’t have a job or any relationships I stay on my phone like a loser” and “I wish I had a normal social life. I want to be a normal person with a life more than anything”. Lisa often struggles with feeling different and misunderstood, similar to the user’s posts about BPD and loneliness, such as “I’m so jealous of people who don’t have a personality disorder or just rly bad ongoing mental health issues. I actually can’t imagine a life without it” and “I miss having friends (I say, even though I push anyone who even tries to be friendly to me away out of fear)”. The intense emotional dependence on a favorite person echoes Lisa’s tendency to latch onto people she admires, seen in tweets like “It kinda really sucks knowing that I love my fp so much more intensely than they love me”. While Lisa isn’t pro-ED or self-destructive in the same way, the combination of sensitivity, self-loathing, and craving for validation aligns more with her than with the other core Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They present as clearly introverted (I): they describe having no job or relationships and staying on their phone (“Im 18 but I still feel like a kid. I don’t feel like an adult at all I don’t have a job or any relationships I stay on my phone like a loser”), missing friends while also pushing people away out of fear (“I miss having friends (I say, even though I push anyone who even tries to be friendly to me away out of fear)”). Their focus is more intuitive (N) than strictly sensory: even when talking about food or weight, they quickly move into meaning and identity, like feeling imprisoned by the disorder (“Today this disorder feels so imprisoning idk I guess it’s just a depressing day”) and imagining a life without constant misery (“I’m so jealous of people who don’t have a personality disorder… imagine not being constantly plagued by misery”). They are strongly feeling (F)‑oriented, making decisions and self‑judgments through intense emotion—about their FP, their mom, and themself—rather than logic, for example their fear of their FP leaving and feeling like a creep (“I love my fp so much more intensely… they just see me as a regular ass friend probably. And kinda makes me feel like a creep”) and self‑loathing after eating (“I feel ashamed for eating so much recently I hate myself”). On the J/P axis they show more perceiving (P) traits: lots of impulses, mood‑based decisions, and shifting plans—swinging between wanting to up intake, then suddenly deciding to starve again (“Okay I’m getting a little scared… Perhaps time to starve again”), as well as impulsive cutting attempts and second‑guessing them (“I’m highkey so stupid idek why I cut on my arm I know I have to hide ts until it fades”). Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, self‑focused reflection, idealized relationships, and fluctuating, less‑structured behavior fits best with INFP.

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18 | cat enthusiast & iced coffee critic | trying to untangle my brain, one walk and journal page at a time | once walked 50k steps by accident– @gudetamaxxer

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with blueberry cheesecake–infused vodka, a nod to their sweet OMAD treats and fixation on tiny portions like “My omad was 5 timbits and iced coffee lmao but I love the blueberry cheesecake timbits sm”. A diet cola reduction with espresso captures their jittery, sleep-all-day-then-scroll-all-night grind and love of low-cal drinks, echoing posts like “This shit is kinda ass but at least it’s only 5 cals” and the general Diet Coke vibes. Pink grapefruit and lemon bitters bring a sour, biting edge for the BPD mood swings and self-loathing in tweets like “I really hate myself bruh” and the way they tie self-worth to weight in “I hit bmi 17 but I don’t even feel good about it because I still look so average it makes me want to throw up”. It’s served with a thin sugar glass shard garnish, fragile and sharp like their self-harm urges in “I will also try cutting again tonite maybe…” and hiding fresh cuts in “Bruh why’d I cut on my wrist im so fucking stupid my mom is gonna see thaf”. Overall it’s a light-bodied but emotionally strong, bittersweet, experimental drink — unstable, pretty, and a little dangerous, just like the energy of “I’m so happy I have a thigh gap now it’s small but it’s there” colliding with “I’m so god damn fat I should just kill myself”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show intense emotional attachment and loyalty, a core Hufflepuff trait, especially in how they talk about their favorite person: they describe loving their FP “so much more intensely” and wanting to be by their side always, while worrying about being a burden (“I love my fp so much more intensely than they love me… And kinda makes me feel like a creep 😭”). Even when struggling, they long for genuine connection and a “normal” life with friends and relationships, which reflects a deep valuing of companionship and belonging over status or achievement (“I wish I had a normal social life. I want to be a normal person with a life more than anything”, “I miss having friends (I say, even though I push anyone who even tries to be friendly to me away out of fear)”). Their relationship to edtwt also emphasizes warmth and community: they frame it as a space where people are kind and supportive to them, and they clearly cherish that (“now that I’m on it everyone is so nice to me this is like the best account ever”). While there is ambition around weight and control, it tends to be self-destructive rather than classic Slytherin-style strategic ambition, and there’s little evidence of Ravenclaw curiosity or Gryffindor-style outward bravery. Overall, their defining values appear to be loyalty, desire for closeness, and a craving for safe, understanding relationships—hallmarks of Hufflepuff.

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A well-fitting song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures feeling lost, self-destructive, and disconnected during late adolescence. They describe themselves as 18 and still feeling like a child with no real life, saying “Im 18 but I still feel like a kid. I don’t feel like an adult at all I don’t have a job or any relationships I stay on my phone like a loser”, mirroring the song’s themes of wasted youth and alienation. The song’s fixation on body image and self-hatred aligns with their ED-focused posts like “I’m so god damn fat I should just kill myself” and “I wish I actually looked underweight I can barely even be considered skinny with how I look right now man I feel awful”. Their romantic idealization and fear of abandonment, as seen in “I love my fp so much more intensely than they love me… And kinda makes me feel like a creep”, echo the song’s longing and emotional volatility. Finally, their recurring suicidal ideation in tweets like “I should just die bro” parallels the song’s dark, fatalistic lines about wanting to be a “teenage tragedy.”

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