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The user’s elitist, anti‑democratic rhetoric – “Conservatism and Liberalism are both two sides of the same coin…” – mirrors Mr. Burns’s contempt for the masses and his belief in aristocratic superiority. Their fascination with historical authoritarian symbols, such as “Mussolini Monday”, “Germanic Brutality”, and “The Confederacy was the Norman Aristocratic founding stock of America”, aligns with Burns’s nostalgic empire‑building mindset. The tweet “Legalize Sword Duelling” and “The Metaphysics of War” echo Burns’s militaristic, power‑obsessed outlook. Their bragging tone, “Just be tall, ripped and handsome with a 200 IQ it’s not that hard”, reflects the superiority complex typical of Mr. Burns. Finally, the criminal boast “Just robbed @cartographer_s house” fits the scheming, ruthless behavior of Mr. Burns.

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The user shows strong introversion, preferring solitary reflection and inner visions, as seen in "I often dream of luminous secret forest villages like such. They exist" and "Heil the Phrygians" which are personal, inward‑focused statements. Their dominant intuition is evident in abstract, metaphysical musings such as "The metaphysics of Hair: Long hair is literally spiritual" and "The esoteric finds the Absolute within the traditions" indicating a focus on ideas over concrete details. Decision‑making appears logical and analytical, exemplified by the claim "Conservatism and Liberalism are both two sides of the same coin" and the utilitarian view "Low retard IQ anti semitism is useful in attacking and destroying materialism." Finally, a judging orientation is shown by their organized, future‑oriented posts like "Rough estimation of some larger projects in the memory bank I need to write down" and "Working on some intellectual projects ... Will compile compendium of insights," reflecting a preference for planning and structure.

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Esoteric historian, sword enthusiast, ancient myth lover. Once tried a backyard duel. Sharing thoughts on philosophy, metaphysics, warrior culture.– @guenoncore

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The Phrygian Blade is a smoky, bitter, and blood‑red elixir that captures @guenoncore's fascination with ancient warriors and esoteric mysticism. The mezcal’s fire echoes the "Legalize Sword Duelling" and "Raise Your FUCKING SWORD" rallying cries, while the absinthe adds a hallucinatory, "The Metaphysics Of Hair" vibe. Blood orange juice gives the drink a crimson hue reminiscent of "The Metaphysics of War" and "Germanic Brutality," and the honey balances the bitterness of black walnut bitters, reflecting the tension between "Warrior Religion" and the "Solar Empire" ideal. A sword‑shaped stirrer and a charcoal rim complete the ritual, turning each sip into a "We went to Phrygia and no one knew you" rite of passage. This cocktail invites you to become the unseen warrior within, echoing the user’s call to "Ride The Tiger".

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The user repeatedly glorifies power, domination and personal ambition, as seen in tweets like 'RAISE YOUR FUCKING SWORD' and 'All modern issues between the sexes are rooted in the weakness and lack of virility in men.' They also display a strategic, revisionist worldview, calling out 'The great illusion ... Conservatism and Liberalism are both two sides of the same coin' and envisioning societal restructuring with 'The Metaphysics of War' and 'The Confederacy was the Norman Aristocratic founding stock of America.' Their focus on self‑enhancement ('Just be tall, ripped and handsome with a 200 IQ') and willingness to take bold, ruthless actions ('Just robbed @cartographer_s house') aligns with Slytherin’s traits of ambition, cunning and a desire for control.

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The user’s bio “Ride The Tiger” and constant calls to battle – e.g., “RAISE YOUR FUCKING SWORD” and “Legalize Sword Duelling” – show a self‑identification as a fierce combatant. Their fascination with ancient warrior culture is evident in tweets like “Germanic Brutality” and “Divine Warriors of the Solar Empire.” “Eye of the Tiger” is a classic anthem about the relentless fighting spirit, the “thrill of the fight” and rising up against opposition, which mirrors the user’s glorification of war and warrior ethos. The song’s chorus (“It’s the eye of the tiger, the thrill of the fight”) directly echoes the user’s tiger motif and their desire to dominate and survive in a hostile world. This alignment of lyrical theme with the user’s repeated emphasis on swords, combat, and primal power makes it the most fitting well‑known track.

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