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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, creative, a bit melodramatic, and very online. Like Lisa, they balance sarcasm and bitterness with genuine tenderness, e.g. openly talking about severe depression while still romanticizing life: “romantizar a vida não é tão difícil quando se é melancólico” and “to com depressao severa tropa”. Their love for niche aesthetics, music, and alternative fashion (Melanie Martinez, Monster High, colored hair, cosplay) mirrors Lisa’s artsy, outsider streak: “eu te amo melanie martinez eu te amo muito eu amo ter crescido contigo 😭😭” and “no meu aniversario quero um milhao de monster high de presente”. They also show sharp social perception and critique, such as mocking Americans and calling out Nazis: “estadunidense é tão burro que termina o ensino médio com 30 anos” and “pqp não é aquele nazi la?”. Underneath the dark humor and chaotic posting, there’s someone sensitive, idealistic about love, and deeply affected by family and friends—very Lisa-coded in an edgier, adult, extremely-online 2020s way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most posts are about their inner world, moods, and close relationships rather than big social scenes, like “to com depressao severa tropa” and “minha mãe pedindo pra eu parar de fumar é realmente algo 💔”, and even when with others they frame it through feelings, e.g. “minha amg me chamou pra um piquenique amo piquenique vo me mata de felicidadw”. They appear strongly Intuitive: they romanticize life and aesthetics (“romantizar a vida não é tão difícil quando se é melancólico”), attach meaning to objects and style (“perfil azul pra manifestar meu cabelinho azul 🙏🏻”), and celebrate broader vibes like the return of a whole era (“vocês não fazem noção do quanto eu tô feliz por a estética de 2016 ter voltado”). They’re clearly Feeling-oriented, making decisions and judgments based on emotion and attachment: from intense devotion to artists (“eu te amo melanie martinez eu te amo muito eu amo ter crescido contigo 😭😭”) to relationship pain and self-worth issues (“pena que ninguem me ama e todos querem que eu morra”) and a poetic, emotional breakup reflection (“e esperar mais o que de quem me mostrou que o fim era o que restava?”). Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured—joking about reckless ideas (“queria pegar mt grana com um agiota, viajar o mundo, torrar tudo e voltar pra deixar ele me matar”), making last-minute choices (“a gente ta de fato indo comprar a porra duma pizza”), and treating plans (hair, dates, cosplay) in a spontaneous, experimental way rather than as firm schedules (“acabei de descobrir que tenho tudo pra fazer um cospobre da reze, vo fazw”). Taken together—intense inner emotional life, romanticization, identity/aesthetic focus, and flexible, chaotic daily choices—this aligns best with INFP.

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21 • collector of purple hair dye, Monster High dreams & strange thoughts. Once slept 15 hours straight and called it self‑care research.– @guidetoaknife

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with violet gin for their purple-hair, alt-girl aesthetic and soft self-deprecation, like when they say they’d be a “tchuchuca” with purple hair but that “ninguém me ama e todos querem que eu morra” “eu com meu cabelinho roxo ia ficar uma tchuchuca assim pena que ninguem me ama e todos querem que eu morra”. A splash of blue curaçao manifests the perfil azul energy and dream hair vibes “perfil azul pra manifestar meu cabelinho azul 🙏🏻”, while lavender syrup brings a melancholic sweetness that matches lines like “romantizar a vida não é tão difícil quando se é melancólico”. Sparkling tonic water adds a bitter fizz to reflect their dark humor and chaotic honesty about mental health, from joking about death with Hello Kitty appliances “queria me matar numa dessas com uma torradeira da hello kitty” to vibing on heavy sleep meds “dormi 15 horas seguidas te amo quetiapina”. Finally, edible glitter and a cloud of cotton candy on top capture their cute-but-feral, hyper-online vibe, the same energy as thirsting over rain and chaos “ta chovendo vou gozar” while loving Monster High dolls and nostalgic aesthetics “no meu aniversario quero um milhao de monster high de presente”. The result is strong but deceptively sweet, pretty on the surface and emotionally unhinged underneath—exactly like a night scrolling their timeline on quetiapina.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff-style attachment and softness toward the people and things they love. Their affection for friends and family is obvious in posts like “amo minha bestie q n tem twt 💔” and the tenderness toward their grandmother in “a vó quer ver você bem antes da vó partir pra outros lugares” 🥺🥺🥺. They’re deeply loyal to their comfort artists and aesthetics, writing “eu te amo melanie martinez eu te amo muito eu amo ter crescido contigo 😭😭” and celebrating niche interests like Monster High with childlike devotion in “no meu aniversario quero um milhao de monster high de presente”. Even in distress, they frame relationships in terms of emotional bonds and being understood, as in “sou amada em cochicho acho” and “só o jaydes me entende”. While they have impulsive and dark-humor moments that could hint at other houses, the throughline of loyalty, emotional warmth, and desire for connection fits Hufflepuff most convincingly.

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A song that fits them well is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it mixes morbid humor, melancholy, and romanticized sadness in a very similar way to their timeline. They constantly joke about death and self-destruction with an almost cute aesthetic, like when they say they want to “me matar numa dessas com uma torradeira da hello kitty” or joke “ta vou me matar entao” while posting a selfie here. There’s also a sense of hating growing up and feeling out of place in adulthood, which mirrors lines in Teen Idle about wasted youth and not wanting to grow; they tweet things like “acabei de lembrar que faço 21 em março e não foi nada legal”. They openly mention severe depression and antipsychotic use, such as “to com depressao severa tropa” and multiple tweets about quetiapine, which matches the song’s themes of numbness, self-harm ideation, and longing for a different, more glamorous life. At the same time, they romanticize small things—Monster High dolls, My Melody, rain, and dates—which fits the dramatic, hyper-emotional teenage vibe of Teen Idle even as an adult still clinging to that aesthetic and feeling.

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