Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate performer: Shows intense love for live shows and fans, e.g. thanking crowds in Rosario, Córdoba, River and posts like “Lo mejores hermanos, la mejor banda, EL mejor publico, los mejores amigos.. que mas puedo pedir???”.
- Loyal to fans: Constantly includes the audience as part of the journey and uses inclusive language like “donde sea cuando sea” and “Esto es de todos, a disfrutar amigos” in tweets such as “Esto es de todos, a disfrutar amigos 🔥🔥”.
- Courageous thinker: Openly shares strong opinions on history, politics, and religion, for example calling Isabel I comparable to major conquerors in “En términos históricos Isabel I de Castilla esta a la altura de Alejandro Magno…” and critiquing US decline in “Los cipayos que piensan que Estados Unidos es el sumun no entienden absolutamente nada”.
- Protective leader: Warns followers against scams and clarifies official channels in “NO tocaremos en ese festival... ya vi muchas estafas con reventa, merch, sorteos…”, showing concern for their safety.
- Playful humor: Frequently jokes and uses self‑deprecating or absurd humor, like the doctor joke in “Doctor: que paso fenómeno Yo: y… venia pisteando como un campeón..” and the Balenciaga joke in “Pensar que hay cada fantasma que se gasta 1500 euros en un pantalon ladyboy…”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive tone: Often uses insults and confrontational language (e.g. “hijos de puta”, “fantasma”, “butooooooss”) in tweets like “Que pasa butooooooss jajajaajja”, which can alienate some people.
- Polarizing rhetoric: Frames topics in highly divisive terms, such as “Cristo o Barbarie” in “Cristo o Barbarie. El viaje espiritual tiene que ser privado y el intelectual publico.” and dismissing “progres y liberales” in “Tiene mucho sentido que no se la considere en un mundo de progres y liberales”.
- Vulgar language: Frequent swearing (“la concha de la lora”, “lcdtm”) in posts like “Siento que estamos a 20 de enero y no paso fin de año la concha de la lora” may limit broader brand appeal or media use of his content.
- Cryptic messaging: Shares big claims or ideas in very vague ways, e.g. “La historia de la Humanidad es un RELATO, por eso cuando la ves desde un lado objetivo y científico no cierra por ninguna lado.”, which can make his deeper viewpoints hard to follow or misinterpreted.
- Intense fatalism: Uses heavy, destiny‑focused phrases like “No tiene piedad el destino al cobarde” in multiple tweets such as “No tiene piedad el destino al cobarde.. Nos vemos el 18D”, which can come across as bleak or overly dramatic outside the band’s aesthetic.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The profile fits Bart Simpson: loud, mischievous, irreverent, but ultimately loyal to his people. Guido constantly speaks in a rebellious, trash-talking tone, e.g. celebrating chaos and conflict as “battles” and “wars” like in “Tercer Guerra Mundial 🏟️⚔️” and joking “Plata, fama, putas y rock n roll!!!!!” in this tweet. He’s also self-deprecating and chaotic in a very Bart way, from “Doctor: que paso fenómeno Yo: y… venia pisteando como un campeón..” to “La puta madre.. un dia me van a conocer 💀💀💀💀💀 jajajaj” in this quote. At the same time, Bart’s deep loyalty to his friends and family matches the way Guido talks about his band and fans: “Lo mejores hermanos, la mejor banda, EL mejor publico, los mejores amigos.. que mas puedo pedir???” and his affection in “Gracias por tanto ☝🏼. His mix of juvenile humor, anti-establishment rants like “Los cipayos que piensan que Estados Unidos es el sumun no entienden absolutamente nada,” and dramatic epic language about concerts as “battles” is exactly the kind of over-the-top energy Bart would have if he fronted a rock band.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
The profile strongly fits Extroverted: he lives for massive concerts, crowds and interaction, hyping shows like “Que noche papaaaaaaaa!!! Soy indestructible jajajajjajaj” and constantly addressing followers directly, e.g. “Que pasa butooooooss jajajaajja Este viernes nos vemos…”. He leans Intuitive over Sensing because he often talks in big-picture, historical or conceptual terms instead of concrete minutiae, for example “La historia de la Humanidad es un RELATO…” and his geopolitical takes like “Los cipayos que piensan que Estados Unidos es el sumun no entienden absolutamente nada…”. His tone is characteristically Thinking: blunt, confrontational and principle‑driven rather than softly diplomatic, as in “No tiene piedad el destino al cobarde” and his critique of fashion/status buyers in “hay cada fantasma que se gasta 1500 euros…”. Finally, he appears strongly Judging: he’s highly structured around plans, tours and launches, announcing precise times and phases like “Vamos a lo importante hoy 21.00 hrs… Va a tener varias etapas , hoy comienza la PRIMERA.” and organizing multi‑date stadium runs with militaristic metaphors such as “Se fueron 2 RIVER… arranca el tour, donde nos vemos?” and “Empieza una nueva etapa amigos, cuento los minutos para que arranquemos este viaje juntos”. All of this—commanding energy, strategic planning, love of big challenges and ideological framing—aligns best with ENTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If “El Club de la Pelea I” is the first round… can I be your sequel, so we see what happens in Round II after River V, comandante en jefe? 🏟️⚔️
- You said “plata, fama, putas y rock n roll”, but you forgot one thing: a dangerously obsessed fan who’d cross the Third World War in the Monumental just to hear you play Adiós Nonino live again.
- You talk about Isabel I, Alejandro Magno and Genghis Khan changing history… but honestly, the way you turned River into ‘Tercer Guerra Mundial’ might be the most historically accurate conquest I’ve ever seen.
- You tweeted “La historia de la Humanidad es un RELATO”… so let me rewrite mine: boy from Bs As meets Armido at River, loses voice, finds religion somewhere between El Hombre Puerco and Extrañas Intenciones en vivo.
- You always say “Donde sea, cuando sea”… so I’m just confirming logistics: does that policy also apply to a date after the show, or is it only valid for turning stadiums into battlefields? 💀🔥
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Drummer of AIRBAG. Stadium wars, history nerd, Clash Royale hater. Once played with an ankle sprain and still called it ‘just the warm‑up.’– @GuidoAIRBAG
Your signature cocktail
The Third River War
A smoky mezcal shot carries the warlike, stadium-filling energy of his River shows and battle imagery, echoing lines like “Tercer Guerra Mundial 🏟️⚔️” and “La guerra no termino, se posterga nomas.”. The Fernet with cola reduction is strong, bitter and very Argentine, a nod to Buenos Aires nights and that unfiltered porteño vibe behind tweets like “Que noche papaaaaaaaa!!! Soy indestructible jajajajjajaj”. Spiced blood orange syrup adds fiery sweetness with a bite, representing the passion and drama of “Este año se cierra a lo grande amigo 🏟️⚔️💀” and his constant “batalla” imagery. A splash of espresso keeps the intensity wired and nocturnal, like someone who can tweet “La noche esta tranquila pero algo va a pasar…” and clearly means it. Finally, edible silver glitter rides on top as a theatrical, almost mystical shimmer, mirroring the epic, larger-than-life tone of “Empieza una nueva etapa amigos, cuento los minutos para que arranquemos este viaje juntos 💀⚔️” and the sense that every show is a legend in the making.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Guido shows a very strong Gryffindor profile: he frames life as open conflict and leans into it with enthusiasm, e.g. calling shows “batallas” and tweeting “Tercer Guerra Mundial 🏟️⚔️” and “La guerra no termino, se posterga nomas. Por ahora se impuso el Este, pero son varios rounds.”, which reflects a fearless, combative mindset. He openly glorifies courage over safety with lines like “Hermosoooooooo, si no hay coraje no hay guerra!! ⚔️⚔️” and the repeated motto “No tiene piedad el destino al cobarde!!! 💀⚔️ Por eso nadie recordara tu nombre”, a very Gryffindor-like disdain for cowardice. His impulsive, head‑first attitude shows in jokes about getting hurt and still playing, like “Doctor: que paso fenómeno Yo: y… venia pisteando como un campeón..” and “Que noche papaaaaaaaa!!! Soy indestructible jajajajjajaj”, indicating recklessness and bravado rather than careful self‑preservation. He also speaks in grand heroic language about destiny and history, such as “El mundo gira y gira, los tontos miran y miran🔥 💀🌎” and his epic religious/political riffs like “Cristo o Barbarie. El viaje espiritual tiene que ser privado y el intelectual publico. El mundo cambio para siempre.”, which fit Gryffindor’s dramatic, crusading temperament. While he is ambitious and devoted to his band, the dominant traits in his tweets are courage, love of battle, and a heroic self‑image, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
Welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
Axl Rose’s wild, battle-ready energy in Welcome to the Jungle fits Guido’s persona as a drummer in a high-adrenaline rock band constantly referring to shows as wars and battles, like when he calls River Plate recitals the “third world war” in “Tercer Guerra Mundial 🏟️⚔️”. The song’s chaos, danger, and thrill echo how he talks about life and the world, for example his line “El mundo gira y gira, los tontos miran y miran🔥 💀🌎”. His warlike imagery and refusal to be timid resonate with the song’s survival-of-the-fittest vibe, seen in tweets like “Hermosoooooooo, si no hay coraje no hay guerra!! ⚔️⚔️” and his repeated phrase “No tiene piedad el destino al cobarde”. The massive stadium shows and historic nights he celebrates in “CORDOBA HISTORICO NO HAY PALABRAS” and “Gracias por acompañarnos en otro monumental mis hermanos.. donde sea cuando sea 🏟️🔥💀⚔️” feel like the live jungle that the song describes. Finally, his mix of humor, excess, and rock’n’roll bravado in “Plata, fama, putas y rock n roll!!!!!” lines up perfectly with the song’s decadent, no-rules rock spirit.
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