Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Jokes about gifts and gaming, like calling flip-flops potential charcoal in “Ganhei havaianas no amigo secreto n sei se corto e jogo fora ou uso de carvão”.
- Passionate: Shows strong emotions about football and games, e.g. celebrating a goal in “GOLAÇOOO PQP” and future The Witcher 4 in “Quando The Witcher 4 sair vou ter q trancar o curso pra jogar”.
- Goal‑oriented: Focused on academic and career goals, talking about medicine and exams in “Medicina n eh impossível aparentemente🙏” and “Destruí o Enem”.
- Socially-aware: Engages with trends and public issues, such as exams being annulled and online movements in “Anularam meu Enem” and the hashtag in “tem que puxar o #Ronynão”.
- Resilient: Keeps joking and moving forward despite setbacks like a hacked old account in “descobri pq perdi minha conta antiga ela foi hackeada denuncia lá quem ainda segue ela pfvr”.
Weaknesses:
- Profanity-heavy: Uses strong language frequently, such as in “Vestibulares cornos malditos” and “O qq ta acontecendo cara puta que pariu”.
- Impulsive-ranting: Reactively vents frustration about tests and situations, for example in “Vestibulares cornos malditos” and “O qq ta acontecendo cara puta que pariu”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about personal performance negatively, like criticizing vacation productivity in “As férias estão passando e n platinei nada ainda péssimo começo de temporadq”.
- Overgaming: Hints at prioritizing games over studies, saying he’d pause his course for The Witcher 4 in “vou ter q trancar o curso pra jogar”.
- Emotion-driven: Decisions and comments are strongly emotion-based, as seen in reactions to exam issues in “Anularam meu Enem” and football outcomes in “Hoje iremos ganhar”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of mischief, humor, and laid‑back teenage chaos. Their dramatic, joking reactions to life events, like complaining about exams in “Vestibulares cornos malditos” and celebrating a rule change with “Caralho maluco da Estácio n vai pode atender mitada do CFM👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉”, echo Bart’s rebellious streak. The mix of football passion and emotional swings, from “GOLAÇOOO PQP” to “Hoje iremos ganhar”, fits Bart’s impulsive fandom. Their gaming obsession—saying they’d pause studies for The Witcher in “Quando The Witcher 4 sair vou ter q trancar o curso pra jogar” and lamenting not finishing games in “As férias estão passando e n platinei nada ainda péssimo começo de temporadq”—feels very Bart-like in prioritizing fun over responsibility. Even the sarcastic take on a bad gift in “Ganhei havaianas no amigo secreto n sei se corto e jogo fora ou uso de carvão” reflects Bart’s snarky, joke-first attitude toward everyday life.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They show strong Extraverted tendencies: their tweets are energetic, reaction‑driven, and socially oriented, often tied to live events and public commentary, like celebrating football moments in “GOLAÇOOO PQP” and confidently posting about big exam performances in “Destruí o Enem”. Their focus is clearly Sensing, grounded in concrete, immediate experiences rather than abstractions—complaining about specific situations like receiving flip‑flops as a Secret Santa gift in “Ganhei havaianas no amigo secreto n sei se corto e jogo fora ou uso de carvão” and talking about vacations and video games in “As férias estão passando e n platinei nada ainda péssimo começo de temporadq”. Their style is blunt, irreverent, and more oriented toward quick reactions than careful emotional diplomacy, fitting Thinking over Feeling; for example, the harsh humor in “Vestibulares cornos malditos” and direct complaints like “Algm tira o escobar do meu time” show low concern for softening their tone. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: they emphasize spontaneity and flexibility over structure, joking about pausing their studies for gaming in “Quando The Witcher 4 sair vou ter q trancar o curso pra jogar” and reacting in the moment to news and trends like “O qq ta acontecendo cara puta que pariu”. Combined—social, present‑focused, blunt, and spontaneous—this pattern aligns best with ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said when The Witcher 4 drops you’ll have to put your course on hold to play… if you need a study buddy AND a co‑op partner, I promise I farm XP and flashcards equally well.
- You ‘destroyed the Enem’, medicine ‘isn’t impossible apparently’, and your account is ‘nova’… how about we start a new case study: effects of matching with someone dangerously smart and mildly addicted to games?
- Your férias are going by and you ‘haven’t platinumed anything yet’ — want help? We can start with 100% completion on ‘romantic side quests with Guilherme’.
- You were ready to cry in Juiz de Fora, got your ENEM annulled and still came back saying you destroyed it… that kind of persistence is exactly why I’d bet on you in love and vestibulares.
- If you can get this emotional over a golaço and #Ronynao, imagine the celebration when we finally go out together — fireworks level ‘GOLAÇOOO PQP’ guaranteed.
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Med student in progress, gamer on vacation, football sufferer year-round. Once had my ENEM annulled and still believe medicine isn’t impossible.– @Guilherme960710
Your signature cocktail
La Fuente de Medicina Mode
This cocktail channels Guilherme’s grind for med school with a sharp espresso shot, a nod to the chaos of “Vestibulares cornos malditos” and the drama of “Anularam meu Enem”. The strong cachaça infused with burnt lime peel captures both his Brazilian roots and the explosive reactions of “GOLAÇOOO PQP” and “O qq ta acontecendo cara puta que pariu”. A guaraná soda reduction brings gamer-energy sweetness for the guy who’d literally pause life for “When The Witcher 4 comes out I’ll have to drop my course to play” and complains that “vacation is passing and I haven’t platinumed anything yet”. Finally, the sea salt rim with crushed Havaianas-blue sugar jokes about “Got Havaianas in Secret Santa I don’t know if I cut and throw it away or use as coal” while adding a salty-sweet edge that matches his mix of rage-tweets and optimism in “Medicina n eh impossível aparentemente🙏”. Strong, slightly bitter, but secretly sweet, it’s a perfect liquid snapshot of a tilted, football-screaming, Witcher-waiting future med student.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strong streak of ambition and focus on personal advancement, which aligns well with Slytherin. Their anxiety and frustration around major exams and results, like calling out “Vestibulares cornos malditos” in “Vestibulares cornos malditos” and later celebrating that “Medicina n eh impossível aparentemente🙏” in “Medicina n eh impossível aparentemente🙏”, suggests a drive to conquer competitive goals rather than just learning for its own sake. The sequence of bragging and distress around the ENEM — first “Destruí o Enem” in “Destruí o Enem” and then lamenting “Anularam meu Enem” in “Anularam meu Enem” — reflects pride in performance and frustration when that path to success is blocked, a very Slytherin reaction. Even in leisure, they talk about “Quando The Witcher 4 sair vou ter q trancar o curso pra jogar” in “Quando The Witcher 4 sair vou ter q trancar o curso pra jogar”, exaggerating a willingness to rearrange their life around what they value most, suggesting a pragmatic, self-focused mindset. While there are flashes of humor and fandom, the overall pattern of competitiveness, ambition for a prestigious career (medicine), and intense reaction to setbacks fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
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Your song
Good Life - OneRepublic
A fitting song for them is Good Life by OneRepublic because their timeline mixes stress, humor, and optimism about the future, much like the song’s theme of riding the ups and downs. They’re clearly grinding through exams and vestibulares while still keeping hope alive about medicine, as seen in “Medicina n eh impossível aparentemente🙏” and the frustration of “Vestibulares cornos malditos”. At the same time, they celebrate small wins and joke through setbacks, like “Destruí o Enem” contrasted with “Anularam meu Enem”. Their love for games and the idea of pausing life for fun, as in “Quando The Witcher 4 sair vou ter q trancar o curso pra jogar”, echoes the song’s carefree lines about trying to enjoy life despite responsibilities. Even when they joke about bad gifts or football frustrations, like “Ganhei havaianas no amigo secreto n sei se corto e jogo fora ou uso de carvão” and “Algm tira o escobar do meu time”, the overall vibe is someone laughing their way through chaos, which fits the reflective but upbeat tone of Good Life.
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